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Irish drugs 'mule' dies in Venezuela after condoms full of cocaine burst

gustafo

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/irish-drugs-mule-dies-in-venezuela-after-condoms-full-of-cocaine-burst-3059357.html

Ohh dear god will these clowns ever learn

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

This is very whelming news. Not underwhelming or overwhelming, just.... nicely whelming.

aaronjumper

What a fool. I did not think that there were people that still tried to smuggle using this method. I wonder how crazy he got before the overdose kicked in.

token101

Jesus the lads got arrested in Venezuela! Big step up is right! I'd nearly rather be 'Butch' than them tbh!

ColeTrain

Should have went for 'extra safe'.

discus

What a foolish way to go.

Biggins

gustafo wrote: »

...Ohh dear god will these clowns ever learn

Sadly no.
Money and its influence will see to that.

Fiona

What a way to go, out on a high.

hondasam

Heard this on the news today,It's hard not to feel a bit of sympathy for him. He was stupid but he is not the first nor will he be the last to do it. RIP.

gustafo

there's another episode sorted for banged up abroad in a few years time

benway

Biggins wrote: »

Money and its influence will see to that.

Money, its influence ... and drug prohibition.

mikom

"Ripped for your pleasure"

Celly Smunt

Jesus wept,if this lad was caught at Dublin Airport you all would have called him a scumbag,the lowest of the low etc etc.

policarp

More of an Ass than a Mule. . .IMO. . .

ebixa82

You would think in this day and age the drug dealers would have the technique perfected in this day and age.

Although being a gringo they probably didn't give a fcuk for his well being once they got his money.

You play with fire, you get burnt.

RIP

cocoshovel

meh

frag420

Ok so the condom burst............. Is he now pregnant??

im invisible

I dont know, but he wasnt expecting that...

nlgbbbblth

Surely it would be safer to put the coke into the condoms and just hide them in your suitcase. They'd never think of looking there. And if they burst you wouldn't die.

booboo88

pmcmahon wrote: »

Jesus wept,if this lad was caught at Dublin Airport you all would have called him a scumbag,the lowest of the low etc etc.

He is the lowest of the low.

Biggins

frag420 wrote: »

Ok so the condom burst............. Is he now pregnant??

For his stupidity - the only thing he's now expecting, is to be put in a grave, having upset his family!

token101

The lads must have called an ambulance. Probably very harsh......but that was a bad call!

bassey

Cocaines a helluva drug

Shryke

He tried to make some quick cash. Tough one. Shouldn't be working for drug cartels, nasty business.
At the same time I imagine that it wasn't the worst way to go. Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-caine.

booboo88

Shryke wrote: »

He tried to make some quick cash. Tough one. Shouldn't be working for drug cartels, nasty business.
At the same time I imagine that it wasn't the worst way to go. Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-Co-caine.

We could all do with some quick cash, its inexcusable.

I feel sorry for his family though.

efb

Looks like my religion teacher was right- condoms aren't guaranteed protection. He should have stayed at home and said his prayers...

Statistician

ebixa82 wrote: »

You would think in this day and age the drug dealers would have the technique perfected in this day and age.

Although being a gringo they probably didn't give a fcuk for his well being once they got his money.

You play with fire, you get burnt.

RIP

They do have it perfected - get some other mug to carry the drugs.

Robdude

Statistician wrote: »

They do have it perfected - get some other mug to carry the drugs.

Nah - you just need to pay off the right people. Either get it classified as 'safe for consumption' like caffeine (of which, most of the country is physically addicted to) or 'medical in nature' like any of the countless mood-altering drugs you can get for being 'sad' or 'tired' from your doctor.

Scruffles

no doubt through greed,he knowingly gambled with his own life and lost, the only thing have got pity for is how he went; it wont have been an easy way out at all; people think because its cocaine he will have got some experience off it-unfortunately not; for him,not nice at all from what have seen of those drugs smuggling programmes.
its all rather different to the drugs mules from third world countries who commonly do so through sheer desperation.

token101

Scruffles wrote: »

no doubt through greed,he knowingly gambled with his own life and lost, the only thing have got pity for is how he went; it wont have been an easy way out at all; people think because its cocaine he will have got some experience off it-unfortunately not; for him,not nice at all from what have seen of those drugs smuggling programmes.
its all rather different to the drugs mules from third world countries who commonly do so through sheer desperation.

True, but if it puts others off, he won't have died in vain

Well he will, but still!

Cork boy 55

Murdered by Eamon Dunphy, Gerry Ryan and all the other cokehead Scum
in Ireland , well done , you sick habit has consquences.