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jockeyboard

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

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ChunkyLover_53

OP if that actress even remotely looks like one of your friends or relatives chances are your hubby has made the old trouser snake vomit to the thoughts of them too.

Just saying.

Dudess

wandatowell wrote: »

jockeyboard wrote: »

what?? Why??

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

Logical Fallacy

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

It's AH, anyone you think is offended is just winding you up I reckon.

Threads in here get a little bit Escher tbh.

jockeyboard

wandatowell wrote: »

Is that what your husband said when he wanked himself thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker???

Jesus he has god awful taste in women.

sometimes you just instantly dislike someone....

humberklog

Lori Singer?

Bipolar Joe

Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).

Ghandee

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

Your rising to the bait.....

Their cunning plan has worked.......

**twiddles his pencil moustache**

ChunkyLover_53

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Your man used to have a **** in his younger days whilst thinking about an actress, he tells you. You spend more money than you admit to him on clothes. Money is more important than decade old sperm (Depending on who the sperm belongs to, I suppose).

Damn

Time to get rid of the crusty sock collection so.

humberklog

Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

Just noticed that Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.

krudler

Dudess wrote: »

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

hush your diplomacy, there's an AH mob in formation here :pac: so grab a pitchfork or gway with your logic and rational thinking.

wandatowell

krudler wrote: »

I remember her when she was a pony

The first time I saw her she was staring alongside Toby Maguire and Jeff Bridges in Seabiscuit

What a talented Mare she is!

krudler

humberklog wrote: »

Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science?

Just noticed the Weird Science has two words together that break the "I before E except after C" rule.

there's tons of words that do, its one of those grammatical rules that probably has more exceptions than ones that follow it.

candy-gal1

44leto wrote: »

WTF is wrong with lying, you really don't want to be in a absolute truthful relationship, the only time that would ever work is your relationship with your psychologist.

em, yeah :rolleyes:

i mean maybe if you absolutly had to a few slight white lies are okish if your just dating someone and nothing more, but maybe its just me but i wouldnt feel comfortable lying to someone i was in a relationship with and loved, and if your not comfortable being with someone in some way then whats the point

maybe thats just me though

My name is URL

wandatowell wrote: »

Why???

I would presume from your first post in this thread that your husband thinks sex with you would be a horrifying experience akin to smashing his face into a rock for several hours

Thats why.

Jaysus, that's a bit much!

Micky Dolenz

Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

Did we find out the actress?

ChunkyLover_53

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Some people are as funny as a rectal exam.

Did we find out the actress?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

Interesting. She just said she doesn't want to hear about his **** episodes. Now I wouldn't share her view, but she didn't say she tells him not to ****, however, never let the truth get in the way of a nasty swipe.

Why do you want to listen to jockeyboard's husband's **** stories?

booboo88

jockeyboard wrote: »

Not asking for relationship advice guys, happily married thanks very much.

It was just a general enquiry, no needs for you to take offence etc.....strange.

Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far

Stormageddon

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Lansbury

I splooged. Then I rang everyone I know to tell them about it. Some things are on a need to know basis. This is one of those things.

Bipolar Joe

booboo88 wrote: »

Im pretty sure they is winding you up, well I hope.
Theres being funny...then we have those people who take it too far

They didn't take it too far, there's no such thing. They're just not funny.

jockeyboard

The actress is actually gross when i think of it, not sure of her full name. Mellisa something...... But she used to be sabrina the teenage witch-euww. (makes mental note to get witch costume for some sex games)

Ostrom

jockeyboard wrote: »

The actress is actually gross when i think of it, not sure of her full name. Mellisa something...... But she used to be sabrina the teenage witch-euww. (makes mental note to get witch costume for some sex games)

At least he didn't say Calrissa.....

jockeyboard

efla wrote: »

At least he didn't say Calrissa.....

explain??

Ostrom

jockeyboard wrote: »

explain??

No need;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Explains_It_All

Gummy Panda

jockeyboard wrote: »

The actress is actually gross when i think of it, not sure of her full name. Mellisa something...... But she used to be sabrina the teenage witch-euww. (makes mental note to get witch costume for some sex games)

her?

Don't see anything wrong

Logical Fallacy

jockeyboard wrote: »

The actress is actually gross when i think of it, not sure of her full name. Mellisa something...... But she used to be sabrina the teenage witch-euww. (makes mental note to get witch costume for some sex games)

In fairness when i was younger I would have thought she was hot as well.

I think the reason to feel shame her is that you, as an adult, were watching a movie with her in it.:D

mikemac1

Melissa Joan Hart

What's happened to her?

How did she go from this to this

Celly Smunt

Gummy Panda wrote: »

her?

Don't see anything wrong

wouldn't marry her in a million years.

Bitch has a realm in her closet.

jockeyboard

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

In fairness when i was younger I would have thought she was hot as well.

I think the reason to feel shame her is that you, as an adult, were watching a movie with her in it.:D

film was muck

LoanShark

jockeyboard wrote: »

Watching a film last night and hubbie tells me he had many a 'tug' over the actress in his younger years....
What things are better left unsaid/does your other half not need to know?

I white lie all the time about new clothes, i say they are old/bought on sale from pennys for two euro.

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SO, You're watching a movie with his favorite actress in it. He tells you he used to fire one out over her.. I think he was just trying to get the ride from ya..

But You lie about clothes all the time and keep it as your 'little white lie'..

You should have given in and gave him the sex.. Therefore you would have done your penance for when he finds out about your shopping secrets...