Daroxtar wrote: » If a tree falls in a forest and there are no women there to witness it, it doesn't make a mess
JustAddWater wrote: » Australias toilets flow Counter clockwise!
Bannasidhe wrote: » Men think its more important to have a say then to make sense. :pac:
Batsy wrote: » In 1967, the British Government made it legal for women to scold. Before then, a woman guilty of scolding had to wear a scold’s bridle, or metal cage, enclosing her head.
Travelling on the London Underground for just 40 minutes is the equivalent of smoking two packets of cigarettes
policarp wrote: » A broken bone is stronger when it heals. . .
Statistician wrote: » Why? I didn't think smoking was even allowed on the tube.
Batsy wrote: » In Britain is is against the law to impersonate a Chelsea pensioner.
Chuck Stone wrote: » Natural nuclear fission in Africa.
Batsy wrote: » If London were a country it would be the 8th biggest in Europe. In London's Trafalgar Square there is a tiny police station situated inside a lamppost as wide as a telephone box. It is just about big enough for one police officer to stand in. Not only that but many consider the tiny police station to be at the exact centre of the metropolis. Other people say the very centre of London can be found on the traffic island next to Trafalgar Square, where the statue of King Charles I on horseback stands and which looks down Whitehall. There are no roads in the City of London. If you consider the City of London to be an actual city then it would be the smallest city if England and the second-smallest in the UK, after St David's in Wales. London's smallest statue is situated on Philpot Lane in Cheapside. Situated on the side of a building it is of two mice eating cheese. Travelling on the London Underground for just 40 minutes is the equivalent of smoking two packets of cigarettes. In Britain a pregnant woman may relieve herself wherever she wishes. However, should a police officer be nearby, she may ask him to relieve herself in his hat. In Britain it is only legal for a male to relieve himself in public only if it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. Placing a postage stamp bearing the monarch's head upside down on an envelope is treason. Sir Winston Churchill was born in the ladies' toilet of Blenheim Palace during a dance. In 2006, the British public donated £20 million to donkey sanctuaries. Buckingham Palace was built on the site of a notorious brothel. In 1967, the British Government made it legal for women to scold. Before then, a woman guilty of scolding had to wear a scold’s bridle, or metal cage, enclosing her head. In Britain is is against the law to impersonate a Chelsea pensioner.
RichieC wrote: » monkeys arses look funny.
dx22 wrote: » If you throw your tv remote at your LCD tv the remote will actually bounce off the powerful magnetic field that is a by-product of flat screen technology rather than hit the screen!