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Tell us a secret.

mysteries1984

Anything at all. Preferably something nobody else knows. G'wan.

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FatherLen

you expect us to tell you our secrets without even an effort from you???

BBDBB

Once, I accidentally the whole thing

FearDark

Madeline McCann Joke.

xzanti

I've no willy

Nothingbetter2d

my secret is that i know another secret but sshhhh dont tell anyone!!!!

Duggy747

I know how to get to World 8 in Mario Bros. very quickly.

kfallon

If we told you it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?? :rolleyes:

RachaelVO

xzanti wrote: »

I've no willy

Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone

Fluorescence

I had toast for breakfast. Never told anyone

smash

I have many leather-bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany.

Abi

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Anything at all. Preferably something nobody else knows. G'wan.

You first.

Tabnabs

My cat's breath smells like cat food

GAAman

*Insert hilarious "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is" joke here*

Seachmall

On a holiday in Texas a few years back I was at a gun-range shooting some rifles.

When I was walking back from the range to the window (where you signed in and out guns) I accidentally fired the gun. Apparently there was massive uproar a couple of streets away over it.

Last time I'll ever visit Dallas.

Bipolar Joe

I have Xzantis and RachaelVOs willies.

mysteries1984

Yes, fair point, I made no effort. Soz, lads.

Ehhh...I met my boyfriend on the internet. We generally lie and say we bumped into each other on a night out.

Seachmall

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Yes, fair point, I made no effort. Soz, lads.

Ehhh...I met my boyfriend on the internet. We generally lie and say we bumped into each other on a night out.

Has he murdered and buried you in the basement yet?

Vain

18 posts in and no thanks, fcking w&ankers.

Archeron

Luke, I am your father....

Nothingbetter2d

RachaelVO wrote: »

Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone

i bet you have a strap on though

number10a

I do have a willy. But a circumcised willy. And keeping on the topic of willies, I like willies. Though that bit isn't exactly a secret.

stupidusername

I'm a girl

mattjack

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i bet you have a strap on though

She has two of them

a person told me.

ToddyDoody

I was behind the failed privacy bill proposed in 2007 by the then minister for justice

Kiera

I cant stand anyone on my Boards "love" list thingy.

Gummy Panda

RachaelVO wrote: »

xzanti wrote: »

I've no willy

Me either... but ssshhhh don't telly anyone

Let me see

Where To

I have it on very good authority that my todger is much more pleasing on the eye than that of a well-known actor.:cool:

mysteries1984

Seachmall wrote: »

Has he murdered and buried you in the basement yet?

Not yet, but we're going away this weekend, we'll see how that one pans out.

An ex did make this of me though...I met him on the internet. Lesson not learned, apparently.

mysteries1984

Where To wrote: »

I have it on very good authority that my todger is much more pleasing on the eye than that of a well-known actor.:cool:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ah now, you have to at least divulge the name of the actor

Seachmall

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Not yet, but we're going away this weekend, we'll see how that one pans out.

An ex did make this of me though...I met him on the internet. Lesson not learned, apparently.

He still worships you, that's cute.