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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Gunslinger92

Someone I know has started to use 2 letter V's instead of W

So it'd be something like "vvhat are your plans for the day?"

BabeeB

It RECKS My Head

BabeeB

Someone should put up a barrier to stupid status'

Seans_Username

my sister told me she knows this girl in NUIG who puts up useless statuses all the time.

The worst one she told me about was one evening her granny had just died and she posted something like "r.i.p granny, gonna miss u loads xxx"
About 20 minutes later she posted "cant wait for x-factor tonite, i hope katie goes!"

daniels.ducks

From a fella, who is homosexual. Behold:

I'm having a BABY

!! ..I know, I'm still in shock myself but It's true lol ... It's a GIRL and I hope she acts EXACTLY like me

*diva-ish and girly* I never knew what if felt like to have unconditional love for someone until now. And, if I'm I'm love with her already, I can only imagine what its going to be like when she gets here

... Btw, of course I have unconditional love for my family but this is a different type of love I have for my expecting daughter

timewilltell

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou

Jesus wept.

leggo

timewilltell wrote: »

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou

Jesus wept.

In fairness, that stuff was all the rage when I was around 12.

But why are you friends with 12-year olds???? :P

JessicaRabbit

timewilltell wrote: »

I would look gud with_______ for 2012 if i get same person 5times i hav to ask em ou

Jesus wept.

Ugh! :eek:

timewilltell

leggo wrote: »

In fairness, that stuff was all the rage when I was around 12.

But why are you friends with 12-year olds???? :P

Cos they'resexy cool!

Ah no, he's family..and almost 16!

Superbus

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's it.

I mad bro.

Same guy. Frankly, it is amazing how internet-literate he is.

membersonly

This ****e is rife tonight..

Just not good enough,,fair play newcastle yee deserved that,,gotta get the cheque book out SIR ALEX eh,,do it ta ****

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Ficheall

membersonly wrote: »

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Here, clearly.

Pinturicchio

membersonly wrote: »

This ****e is rife tonight..

Just not good enough,,fair play newcastle yee deserved that,,gotta get the cheque book out SIR ALEX eh,,do it ta ****

I've check this person's friend list they aren't in fact friends with Sir Alex Ferguson so I don't know how he think the fiery scot is going to see this message:eek:

Worse than that are the ones defending Ferguson. As if he's offended by the Facebook updates criticising him...

membersonly

Ficheall wrote: »

Here, clearly.

Ah yes, a roundabout way of doing it but jesus it's clever.

inlikeflynn86

Not a status, its a pic, of a family around a hospital bed with an old frail woman lying in it dying, and the family posing with her....

Comments underneath were RIP ***** xxxx you were not gone 24 hours after this was taken xxxx

Personally I dont think its right....

GreenWolfe

inlikeflynn86 wrote: »

Not a status, its a pic, of a family around a hospital bed with an old frail woman lying in it dying, and the family posing with her....

Comments underneath were RIP ***** xxxx you were not gone 24 hours after this was taken xxxx

Personally I dont think its right....

I'm surprised they didn't go all the way and have a death mask made. I certainly didn't think "Time for a photo.....Cheers!" at my own father's deathbed. That is just appalling.

KKkitty

Missmiddleton wrote: »

"The most horrible feelin ever...having a hole in your sock "

you can't make this sh*t up

It would be fair hard to put on if there wasn't a hole in it

WindSock

face1990 wrote: »

When I saw these, I had to screencap them. Both from the same person:

Looks like they are taking the piss. The first post in the second link is written in non rtrdspk and has the correct use of an apostrophe

/analcnt

Ficheall

WindSock wrote: »

Looks like they are taking the piss. The first post in the second link is written in non rtrdspk and has the correct use of an apostrophe

/analcnt

Is that how one makes the distinction these days?
Well, in that case there are 2 apostrophes missing in the first post in the first link, and 1 missing in the first post in the second link.

Though I'd agree, they do look a bit too thick to be true.
There are people that thick out there though, so...

WindSock

Ficheall wrote: »

Is that how one makes the distinction these days?
Well, in that case there are 2 apostrophes missing in the first post in the first link, and 1 missing in the first post in the second link.

Though I'd agree, they do look a bit too thick to be true.
There are people that thick out there though, so...

Yeah I would be sceptical whenever there is an apostrophe used at all, even just the one, followed by xxxtreeem txtspk. And that looked a bit extreme.

face1990

WindSock wrote: »

Yeah I would be sceptical whenever there is an apostrophe used at all, even just the one, followed by xxxtreeem txtspk. And that looked a bit extreme.

The person is question no longer uses the 'xxxtreem txtspk' as much (the pics are quite old). I think a lot of it was affectation. Within a certain ilk it's not cool to use proper spelling & grammar.

Nevertheless I can confirm for you that are most definitely as thick as shít.

GreenWolfe

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

And I got this gem earlier:

who would pay to see a film about a **** like margaret tatcher how it ever got made is beyond me

This coming from a guy who as far as I can tell has no interest in film-making beyond whatever dross Michael Bay releases every so often.

Conversation attached. So much fail.

Ficheall

EarthlyPangaea wrote: »

Conversation attached. So much fail.

So... whose posts in that conversation are the dumb ones, in your opinion?

GreenWolfe

Ficheall wrote: »

So... whose posts in that conversation are the dumb ones, in your opinion?

He seems to know absolutely nothing about Thatcher beyond the usual (understandable) blind hatred towards her. He thinks "The Iron Lady" and "Downfall" are 'the exact same film' because they're about 'bad' people.

One of them was responsible for the mass murder of Jews, romani, homosexuals, disabled, Ethnic Poles, Soviet POWs, etcetera. I'm not sure breaking the power of the trade unions, waging the Falklands war and privatising industry etc is a valid comparison somehow.

Some other guy chimed in about the highlight of the film "is that she dies at the end...ONE HUNDRED TIMES:)". Despite the fact that she isn't dead. And his blind idiocy shows he has the intelligence of a teaspoon.

And then the original guy suggests "we must devote all of our time to creating a film that consists of margaret tatcher [sic] getting killed over and over again". To me, that sounds like a really crude propaganda piece that could be used by a repressive government. Sounds ironically Hitlerian.

Never mind the fact that we may be feeling the ultimate effects of Thatcher's de-regulation of the UK financial services sector. Not in any way relevant, no?

circos

This thread hurts my soul

WoollyRedHat

face1990 wrote: »

One more, from the same person again, this time having the most vomit and cringe-inducing love-up with their significant other:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2r3h5kj.jpg

I don't see the point in unfriending people like that! It's free entertainment.

I'm afraid there's only one thing for that, the man has clearly gone insane and must be put down like the sick puppy he is... if he is a friend of yours you should shoot him... then if neccesaey shoot her for good measure.

membersonly

This person is in their mid twenties...

"if any1 of me frends on facebuk had dere birtday over d past few weeks nd i didnt say hapy b-day 2 dem, wel im sorry coz i just woznt on facebuk at all over d xmas holidays. hope yez all had gud days anyway!"

The nation breathes a sigh of relief.

Gophur

It must be great craic/fun/frustration (strike out which is not applicable) playing scrabble with these clowns?

GreenWolfe

Gophur wrote: »

It must be great craic/fun/frustration (strike out which is not applicable) playing scrabble with these clowns?

I keep hoping for "kwyjibo" to turn up in one of these statuses.

timewilltell

Why Are Sum Pplz Profiles Weird Lukn?

Translation - Why are some people's profiles' weird looking?

Ye tried but failed ha yur lies will geh ye no wer love so ye mite as well giv up while yur behind

You tried but failed ha your lies will get you nowhere love so you might as well give up while your behind.

Is it just cooler to spell like that?

I really could have wrote this whole thread. Just me and the people I can't bring myself to de -friend.