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Cool stuff to do on first date

Principal Skinner

Met this girl in college, got talking to her in lectures and we hit it off, asked her out for this weekend. Just realized I don't have a clue what to do, any suggestions so we don't just end up going for a boring dinner?

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slavetothegrind

Bring her to a diy store and innocently buy a roll of gaff tape, then suggest a drive up to the dublin mountains 'cause the lights are beautiful at night!

John Doe1

Principal Skinner wrote: »

Met this girl in college, got talking to her in lectures and we hit it off, asked her out for this weekend. Just realized I don't have a clue what to do, any suggestions so we don't just end up going for a boring dinner?

Head down to st stephens green for a walk, have a couple of drinks, back to yours, do the business then straight after ask her "How ya gettting home"

St.Spodo

Go dogging and buy her an ice-cream afterwards.

Sykk

Cinema.. Always a good one, dinner is as boring as you make it. Get the wine flowing, if she's not a dry tool you'll find things to talk about.

Full.Duck

Is there ice-skating in town?

Fart

Shag.

44leto

A few drinks is a better first date, it loosens innovations and you get to know each other better, but don't go mad.

Good luck

twowheelsonly

9 Posts and nobody blasted her with piss yet.
Is this a record??

Aoifey!

Have sex.

amacca

Principal Skinner wrote: »

Just realized I don't have a clue what to do, any suggestions

Do the Bartman!

Full.Duck

Sykk wrote: »

Cinema.. Always a good one, dinner is as boring as you make it. Get the wine flowing, if she's not a dry tool you'll find things to talk about.

Cinema is the worst first date there can be.

Fart

twowheelsonly wrote: »

9 Posts and nobody blasted her with piss yet.
Is this a record??

He goes to College, so obviously he's an intellect; he doesn't do those sort of things.

Micky Dolenz

Cinema is the worst first date ever. sitting in the dark not talking. If your a stalking you may like it :P

Vertigo100

Anal!

Handy11

Stay away from dinner. Too many potential pitfalls. Go to some good lively pub that's not quiet but not so loud you can't chat. Somewhere to people watch. If ye are both comfortable somewhere it'll be a better date than going away from your normal spot to try and impress.

Go to a gig. Always good bands playing around town. If the gig is ****e, leave and go for pints somewhere else.

If you insist on going for food make sure you know exacty what she likes. She'll say that anything is fine but she'll hate it without telling you. You need facts before you do dinner.

Fart

44leto wrote: »

A few drinks is a better first date, it loosens innovations and you get to know each other better, but don't go mad.

Good luck

I dare say darling, this fine Scotch that you bought me has me more innovative than ever. How about a dildo with a clock inside it? That should have you coming on time, every time.

hoorsmelt

Bring her to see Santy

thenightrider

Fart wrote: »

He goes to College, so obviously he's an intellect; he doesn't do those sort of things.

We dont know what he study's it could be art so that would be your intellect idea gone out the window.

foxyboxer

Principal Skinner wrote: »

Met this girl in college, got talking to her in lectures and we hit it off, asked her out for this weekend. Just realized I don't have a clue what to do, any suggestions so we don't just end up going for a boring dinner?

Study.

Fart

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Bring her to see Santy

Or dress up as him and have her sit on your lap.

Fart

thenightrider wrote: »

We dont know what he study's it could be art so that would be your intellect idea gone out the window.

Eugh... never mind. I won't spoil it for you. :rolleyes:

amacca

Fart wrote: »

He goes to College, so obviously he's an intellect; he doesn't do those sort of things.

I don't know....I done most of my piss blasting at college tbh.

Stripey Cat

Take her shoplifting. She'll be extremely impressed.

amacca

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Bring her to see Santy

that could be hilarious in fairness.....slip Santy a couple of euro-Deutschmarks to let her sit on his knee and tell her he will get her the presents she wants if she gives you the presents you want.

44leto

Fart wrote: »

I dare say darling, this fine Scotch that you bought me has me more innovative than ever. How about a dildo with a clock inside it? That should have you coming on time, every time.

LOL
The darn spellcheck inhibitions, yeah see, its my spellcheck that really is the illiterate.

Dotrel

Bring her on a twilight tour of the Wicklow mountains and show her the spots where Larry Murphy didn't kill those women in the mid 90's.

ball

Go to the zoo

My name is URL

Drive-Thru & a greasy handjob

never fails

The Davestator

Comedy gig, few beers and park at howth head to see the....lights....

foxyboxer

Meet up for a coffee, but punctuate every sentence with.

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

No one does cool like the Fonz.