So another Halloween has passed. This is the one time of the year I like to dress up like an idiot and have fun but it seems like more and more women every year with sezro imagination who are afraid to let go simply dress up as some sexy nurses, sexy devil, sexy cat/tiger, sexy ghost, sexy vampire or whatever boring, overused idea we've all seen a million times.
Now yes, they look sexy and sexy is good because it's sexy but we have every day of the week to do the sexy thing but back in my day (fado fado), Halloween was a time to have a laugh. Not blowing my own trumpet here but I went as a very unsexy box of cornflakes. I constructed a cornflakes box out of a cardboard box, made spoons out of cardboard and tinfoil and even made a hat shaped like a bowl of cornflakes. Saturday night I went to a party filled to the brim with women dressed as sexy whatevers (I live in Spain and everyone at the party was either English, Irish or American mainly...the Spanish don't really do the Halloween thing yet although it's creeping in). The men had a laugh and dressed up in fun costumes but the women....they let me down and I ended up feeling like a bit of a numpty in spite of myself.
Does every little thing we do nowadays have to be sexy?? (yes, yes...I know what answers to expect from here..) What happened to just having fun for fun's sake? Halloween has become boring and porsaic like everything else and what was once my favourite time of year has now become a bore.
Boooo :-(
Last night I adorned my cornflakes box again to show others I will not conform, damnit! And it was actually a good night...at least I had my fun