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blaze1

So my mrs is overdue her baby 5 days now.

So last night I got the curry in as hot as she could take it.

(I did suggest a bit of nookie as they say that helps as well, I was politly told to fu off.

So have you any other old wives tales to share or suggestions on how to get the baby out....

I know this is AH and not the pregnancy forum btw

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Snakeblood

blaze1 wrote: »

So my mrs is overdue her baby 5 days now.

So last night I got the curry in as hot as she could take it.

(I did suggest a bit of nookie as they say that helps as well, I was politly told to fu off.

So have you any other old wives tales to share or suggestions on how to get the baby out....

I know this is AH and not the pregnancy forum btw

Pineapple. Walking. LOTS OF WALKING.

Shouting 'GET OUT FOR ****S SAKE' doesn't seem to work.

Logical Fallacy

"I'm gonna turn on Two and a Half Men and leave the remote control here...unless your baby is totally brain dead it will come rushing out to turn it of" - Peter Griffin.

luckyfrank

blaze1 wrote: »

So my mrs is overdue her baby 5 days now.

So last night I got the curry in as hot as she could take it.

(I did suggest a bit of nookie as they say that helps as well, I was politly told to fu off.

So have you any other old wives tales to share or suggestions on how to get the baby out....

I know this is AH and not the pregnancy forum btw

My missus preggers on our 2nd wasnt due for 3 weeks we had a thai curry that night she went into labour, so there might be something in that

Oranage2

Penicillin and whiskey followed by a metal coat hanger.

MagicMarker

Have you tried a plunger?

TiGeR KiNgS

Blast it with piss seems to be a popular.
Give that a try.

admiralofthefleet

my missus had our baby right on his due date last sat, she had been trying -

raspberry tea
hot curry
long walks
howz your father
walking up and down the stairs
bouncing up and down on her excercise ball

give them a shot

El Weirdo

Yeah, we had a good curry before my missus had our first.

That and going for a walk.

Sex is supposed to work too if you're into painting the baby's bedroom.

Davidth88

nice hot curry...... that would do the job !!!!!!

kfallon

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

my missus had our baby right on his due date last sat, she had been trying -

raspberry tea
hot curry
long walks
howz your father
walking up and down the stairs
bouncing up and down on her excercise ball

give them a shot

He's great, thanks for asking! Not sure that helped with the birth tho tbh

the groutch

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LeeHoffmann

the curry could have nasty consequences later. Exercise!

Kojak

OP, have you tried prunes or laxative??

admiralofthefleet

Kojak wrote: »

OP, have you tried prunes or laxative??

she is trying to bring on labour not evacuate her simon cowells!

Conall Cernach

LeeHoffmann wrote: »

the curry could have nasty consequences later. Exercise!

No man should have to know that.

blaze1

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

my missus had our baby right on his due date last sat, she had been trying -

raspberry tea
hot curry
long walks
howz your father
walking up and down the stairs
bouncing up and down on her excercise ball

give them a shot

Congrats bud,

Someone else has just said about the rasberry tea, will get her to give that a shot

TheZohanS

blaze1 wrote: »

So my mrs is overdue her baby 5 days now.

So last night I got the curry in as hot as she could take it.

(I did suggest a bit of nookie as they say that helps as well, I was politly told to fu off.

So have you any other old wives tales to share or suggestions on how to get the baby out....

I know this is AH and not the pregnancy forum btw

Congrats!

Might be a bit late in the day for sex...last thing you want is for you to get down to business only to have a little hand stick out and hit you in the balls!

They reckon a warm bath is good for inducing labour.

Best of luck!

LeeHoffmann

No man should have to know that.

you'll thank me one day

LETHAL LADY

LeeHoffmann wrote: »

the curry could have nasty consequences later. Exercise!

Yes very true I have heard many a disgusting tale about curry induced labour. But if you are into that kinda delivery it used to be bacon and cabbage with similar messy results.

Other than that lots of nice warm not roasting baths and lots of exercise whichever form you wish to take.:D

biko

I find that the smell of freshly brewed coffee get me up in the morning.
Hold a cup of java up to her "region"?

SeaFields

if she jumped up and down he might fall out?

Seriously OP good luck. Must be an exciting time.

Where To

Give her a jackhammer.

Frank Black

My wife went into labour with our first while watching 'Sunshine', the Danny Boyle movie in the cinema.

For our second we didn't watch 'Sunshine' the Danny Boyle movie in the cinema and she ended up having to be induced.

You may draw you own conclusions.

and good luck.

orourkeda

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

Blast it with piss seems to be a popular.
Give that a try.

its already had 9 months of that

orourkeda

Fingering her might induce one hell of a squirt

LisaLee

Michael McIntyre recommended raspberry tea and ingesting sperm.

VenusPlays

Honest to god having a quick shag is the way to go. I was 5 days overdue when I was pregnant. Had sex, went into labour 3 hours later!

Lando Griffin

Go to the pub for a few pints, relax forget about it and no doubt birth will start.

hondasam

What's the hurry OP, baby will arrive when it's ready. Sex will do the trick.

Capt'n Midnight

Bungee Jumping ?