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We need a Polish or Nigerian President

jimpump

we are hearing about dana, marty mc g,s.gallagher, m.d. higgins etcs...basically all crap candidates

i think a foreign national would know how to sort this country out, and wouldnt be involved in the crime and corruption that goes on in the dail at the moment!!

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AlmightyCushion

You do realise the president doesn't have a lot of powers and therefore can't really do a lot to sort out the country.

Coriolanus

On second thoughts... nothing to see here.

challengemaster

You do know the president does nothing anyway

Now, let me transfer €20 million to your account if you send me your details

Gee Bag

jimpump wrote: »

we are hearing about dana, marty mc g,s.gallagher, m.d. higgins etcs...basically all crap candidates

i think a foreign national would know how to sort this country out, and wouldnt be involved in the crime and corruption that goes on in the dail at the moment!!

Dana is an American citizen, she'd be perfect!

Oh no, wait.....Damn. I didn't think that one through properly.

KeithAFC

Ian Paisley would be good enough....

El Guapo!

We need a Nigerian Prince to send letters to all the other countries and get us some cash

ejmaztec

Gadaffi was going to do it but he died of lead poisoning.

MungBean

Didnt really work for Nigeria or Poland so what on earth makes ya think it would work here?

dark crystal

I agree.

I am humbled by the stories that come to me via e-mail every day, from poor Nigerians looking for a better life.

I hope my bank details have helped them in some way and I look forward to the day we have one of them as head of our state.

LaVail

I think boards needs more election related threads because 4 or 5 a day simply isn't enough...

jimpump

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You do realise the president doesn't have a lot of powers and therefore can't really do a lot to sort out the country.

i know that, but they must have a meeting with that mayo fella enda, everyonce in a while

epgc3fyqirnbsx

The thing about foreigners is that they're all thieves. Not that it's their fault, they were born foreign

ejmaztec

LaVail wrote: »

I think boards needs more election related threads because 4 or 5 a day simply isn't enough...

I think we should have a vote on it.

AnamGlas

Norris is as close as could get to an African, and to be honest, he's ****.

jimpump

Dean09 wrote: »

We need a Nigerian Prince to send letters to all the other countries and get us some cash

now...no need for that yo

Mint Sauce

We would first need an irish president to over see a change in the consitution. Maybe in 7 years time we might see one of them on the ballot.

Jarren

Osama Bin Laden was going for it but he died in a car crash unfortunately...

easygoing39

corruption you say,sure is'nt nigeria one off the most corrupte kips in the world?? Im forever getting e-mails from them telling me how there is $100,000,000 in a Lagos bank for me,all I have to do is WU $10,000 for admin fee's to cover the transaction!! We won't even start talking about nigeria's finest,who are driving taxi's in Ireland,who claim to not know the difference between Ballymun and Ballyboden!!!Robbers the lot of them!!

MagicMarker

We could always pull a soul man?

gurramok

Can a Polish or Nigerian converse in Irish? They would need to ahem communicate with the sheep, nevermind the baa English the said sheep speak

ejmaztec

jarecki1976 wrote: »

Osama Bin Laden was going for it but he died in a car crash unfortunately...

I thought he was swimming, and drowned after he was attacked by a seal?

LaVail

ejmaztec wrote: »

I think we should have a vote on it.

sounds like a good idea!!

Chuck Stone

I'm leaving Ireland because of all the foreigners.

Jarren

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought he was swimming, and drowned after he was attacked by a seal?

Bin Laden Dies In Car Crash
THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING...

Bin Laden died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident .
Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Bin Laden lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Bin Laden's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.

Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence, however initial findings indicate that durgs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions.

Memorial services for Bin Laden have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.

Additional details and information will be forthcoming as they become available.

http://bin.laden.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80.php

Ally Dick

jimpump wrote: »

we are hearing about dana, marty mc g,s.gallagher, m.d. higgins etcs...basically all crap candidates

i think a foreign national would know how to sort this country out, and wouldnt be involved in the crime and corruption that goes on in the dail at the moment!!

For the love of God NO. That's the last thing we need. I don't think more immigration should be encouraged

charlemont

If he/she was good enough for the job I'd have no problem voting for a Black or a Pole.

Gee Bag

Ally Dick wrote: »

For the love of God NO. That's the last thing we need. I don't think more immigration should be encouraged

I agree. There was no racism in Ireland until all them bloody foreigners came here.

Kadongy

de Valera was American. Therefore he was very nationalist. This would be beneficial in negotiating our position. What are useful stereotypical Polish traits that might help?

They seem pretty nationalist too. Weren't they were the first country in the Eastern Bloc to overthrow the Communists? - and they were trying to do so before Gorbachev promised not to invade countries for trying to do that. Plus they are experienced at being shafted by allies - hence the Communism thing... I mean even Germany only had half their country given to the Soviets...Poland had the highest rate of deaths too in that war.

mackg

jimpump wrote: »

we are hearing about dana, marty mc g,s.gallagher, m.d. higgins etcs...basically all crap candidates

i think a foreign national would know how to sort this country out, and wouldnt be involved in the crime and corruption that goes on in the dail at the moment!!

I think we should run the election like Big Brother, everyone starts off in the aras with the public eliminating one each week based on whatever scandals are in the papers at the time. The last one standing is then doused in petrol, set alight, and the presidency abolished forever.

bridget84

I'm not being racist or anything but if you think the Irish government are corrupt then do your research on the track record of Nigerian governments and leaders and then I guarantee you that you'd change your mind very swiftly.