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Does the Hormonal Irish Male Teenager have it better than ever?

Corsendonk · 2011-09-08T19:00:37+00:00

* Internet- Porn on demand, in my day the clothes catalogue lingerie section in the Sunday newspaper was the closest thing! * The new Irish- now the jammy bsatards are sharing classrooms with Jenny from China, Irene from Latvia, Sylvia from Poland, Maria from Spain, Inga from Russia. You would have to travel on your hols…

Corsendonk

Internet- Porn on demand, in my day the clothes catalogue lingerie section in the Sunday newspaper was the closest thing!
The new Irish- now the jammy bsatards are sharing classrooms with Jenny from China, Irene from Latvia, Sylvia from Poland, Maria from Spain, Inga from Russia. You would have to travel on your hols to see girls with those looks or at the pictures.
Mobile Phone- remember when you were lucky just to have a house phone and the oulwan could keep track which girl you were calling and listen in.

Would you like to be a teenager today?

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gargleblaster

headmaster wrote: »

Another thing, none of you are happy with your lot anymore. Why the hell not? because it's all you guys are going to have.

:pac:

Awww, no, they might strike it rich and be able to snag a gorgeous younger woman. She'll be sneaking around with the fellas with the strong back and the endurance though. Viagra can only do so much! :pac:

Corsendonk

evry1sm8 wrote: »

God this is a shallow post.
I really hope you are not over 21... :rolleyes: If you are- grow the hell up!!

Every time I come to AH to see what people are talking about Im met with a post about mens sexual habits / desires, or women and their looks.

There is MORE to life you know..........
And yes, EVEN if you are a "hormonal Irish male teenager".

I think you will find that this is AH were topics are not suppose to be took seriously otherwise you end up being the kind of person that storms out of comedy gigs when someone says something that offends you. If I seen my OP in the Ladies or Gentleman Louges or the Humanist Forum I would have agreed with your statement but its not, its After Hours which if your that easily offended by posts you should avoid.

orourkeda

Is there a teenager out there that isnt hormonal?

tan11ie

py2006 wrote: »

well purely in terms of eye candy!! Fitter bodies etc etc. They may be total stuck up wenches though!

How do you work that out

teenage bodies!!!! Not many teenage girls i know take any interest in fitness or health same way i didn't as a teenager.

py2006

tan11ie wrote: »

How do you work that out teenage bodies!!!! Not many teenage girls i know take any interest in fitness or health same way i didn't as a teenager.

Sorry, I was thinking more the early twenties than teenagers.

Eurovisionmad

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Teenagers dont be going to gyms, not from what I can see, there's no need for a gym when youre a teenager!!!
(I thought we were talking about teenagers in Ireland?)

I take exception to that rule, I was in the gym until quarter to 10 earlier!

hatrickpatrick

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Only if they're attractive.

Never been to Wezz I take it? Only rule there for scoring was you had to have gelled hair and an outrageous amount of cologne.

Dave147

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Talent being????

My god, I really think people in this country are getting more and more shallow by the day.

evry1sm8 wrote: »

God this is a shallow post.
I really hope you are not over 21... :rolleyes: If you are- grow the hell up!!

Every time I come to AH to see what people are talking about Im met with a post about mens sexual habits / desires, or women and their looks.

There is MORE to life you know..........
And yes, EVEN if you are a "hormonal Irish male teenager".

GET. OVER. IT!

Matthew23

i think the hormonal Irish female teenager has it better than ever today too they have far better jamrags today than theyve ever had before.

FetchTheGin

I think it is pretty much the same.

Unless you are blessed with good looks or have the latest gadgets then you're ****ed for a social life.

leggo

You have inspired me OP.

4leto

They have the basstards and they all seem better looking as well.

policarp

Male teenagers are always confused.
So are female kids nowadays

BahSheep

I am a teenager in this day and age and to be honest, it may have a lot more.. electronically, and the males and females of today may look after themselves a lot more and care about how they look, mainly because they watch there parents and elders grow up and lose sight of each other because they smoke, drink and don't give a **** about their health, so they look 30 years older than they are. Mainly because people who look that terrible get left behind and looked past! To be a teenager, you have pressure put on you constantly, to get a job, to finish your exams, to go to college, to be something really good like a doctor, nurse etc.. We have pressure put on us to look a certain way, act a certain way and feel a certain way. We're absolutely boxed into being a certain type of person. "Talent" is what 15 year olds look for when they're looking for a shift. A relationship (in some form) is what adults look for, when they grow up. I think it's a very narrow minded oppinion to say that we have it lucky. (in some way, we do) but, in others we don't.

BahSheep

Aoifey! wrote: »

Yes.

Oh my god. A fit body important? It's important if you like attention. A healthy body is what's important, a fit body isn't worth it if you just look fit, just fit (not healthy) people get fat when they're older, their body can't hack the abuse. Teenagers that i'm friends with even say, live for the moment. But, sure when the moments gone, if you're not dead you'd probably be better off being, arthiritis, collapsed lungs, heart problems, diseases, sag, fat. I'd rather live healthy, long and have a good time than look fit and live for the moment. People saying stuff like that is what gives teenagers a bad name.

s20101938

BahSheep wrote: »

I am a teenager in this day and age and to be honest, it may have a lot more.. electronically, and the males and females of today may look after themselves a lot more and care about how they look, mainly because they watch there parents and elders grow up and lose sight of each other because they smoke, drink and don't give a **** about their health, so they look 30 years older than they are. Mainly because people who look that terrible get left behind and looked past! To be a teenager, you have pressure put on you constantly, to get a job, to finish your exams, to go to college, to be something really good like a doctor, nurse etc.. We have pressure put on us to look a certain way, act a certain way and feel a certain way. We're absolutely boxed into being a certain type of person. "Talent" is what 15 year olds look for when they're looking for a shift. A relationship (in some form) is what adults look for, when they grow up. I think it's a very narrow minded oppinion to say that we have it lucky. (in some way, we do) but, in others we don't.

Rejoice, oh young man. In thy youth.

BahSheep

s20101938 wrote: »

Rejoice, oh young man. In thy youth.

Young-Woman!

carlybabe1

stimpson wrote: »

In my day son, there were no Hunky Dorys girls. We had to crack one out over over Mr Tayto.

GENIUS

pmsl

Arnold Layne wrote: »

Examples please.

From a 40 year old.

Girls in my day wore jeans and baggy jumpers.

Damn the Stone Roses for that; ...not for their music though

eh, in my day we wore bet on jeans, and bet on tops, and they were very unforgiving....no way you'd go round with a muffin top like. Ye could count the change in your pocket from the marks on your ass......thank you guns&roses etc

evry1sm8 wrote: »

Teenagers dont be going to gyms, not from what I can see, there's no need for a gym when youre a teenager!!!
(I thought we were talking about teenagers in Ireland?)

Em sorry but i work in a gym, and yes we definately do have a lot of teenagers coming in. And they're serious about thier programmes too, both lads and girls.
Having said that, there definately more overweight teenagers in later times.
The girls have it better though, the blokes are definitely better looking :P

harvester of sorrow

evry1sm8 wrote: »

God this is a shallow post.
I really hope you are not over 21... :rolleyes: If you are- grow the hell up!!

Every time I come to AH to see what people are talking about Im met with a post about mens sexual habits / desires, or women and their looks.

There is MORE to life you know..........
And yes, EVEN if you are a "hormonal Irish male teenager".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PIckHrZ0o

pbowenroe

jenny from china?

stimpson

carlybabe1 wrote: »

eh, in my day we wore bet on jeans, and bet on tops, and they were very unforgiving....no way you'd go round with a muffin top like. Ye could count the change in your pocket from the marks on your ass......thank you guns&roses etc

We used to call them mumblers because you could see her lips move but you couldn't tell what they were saying.

smash

Corsendonk wrote: »

Would you like to be a teenager today?

Fcuk yea... there's no such thing as morals amongst teenage chicks these days.

Irish Guitarist

I saw a bunch of tracksuit clad teenage girls walking down the street yesterday. One of them hawked up a massive phlegm and deposited it on the footpath.

BahSheep

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I saw a bunch of tracksuit clad teenage girls walking down the street yesterday. One of them hawked up a massive phlegm and deposited it on the footpath.

I really had to laugh at this.. hahahaha:D:D:D:eek:

My_left_leg

if it's so fricken good, how come so many young males are topping themselves?

Saila

I remember when it was all fields

now they've got landing strips everywhere

LH Pathe

My_left_leg wrote: »

if it's so fricken good, how come so many young males are topping themselves?

frustration. We have pre-teens topping emselves because they're not the age of 13 yr old slapper's consent yet

personally I never even thought of sex til 21 or something. That's when adolescence begun.. sure fire way to arrest development. sure they grow up young these days... physically, that is but internet has indeed removed innocence from childhood. SEX is not just an arcade hi-score input anymore, more an input to actively seek out sex - all too easily attainable result.