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Embarrassing 5 item shopping list

netnerd

Post your idea of the cringiest 5 item combination you could buy from a regular supermarket (I have a Dunnes and a Tesco close, so we shall say those).

Eg

1 x cucumber
1 x baby oil
1 x packet of extra small condoms
1 x whipping cream
1 x masking tape

Whichever post receives the most thanks, I shall purchase the 5 items in that post, whilst covertly capturing the reactions of the checkout assistant. (10 euros max spend, I'm poor)

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Taco Corp

1. Pregnancy Test
2. Dettol
3. Bleach
4. Wire Brush
5. Tampax
6. Condoms

misterdeeds

1 Banana

2 Condoms

3 Vaseline

4 Rubber gloves

5 Vodka

Amalgam

4am ish, 24 hour Tesco.

Peperami (more than one..)
Müller Rice (Family pack)
'Cat Milk'
Tesco Kitchen cleaner (with bleach)
Haribo Family pack of jelly strawberries, jelly stars and Cola bottles. (mixed)

Where did it all go wrong..

Mrs Garth Brooks

Apple pie
Cucumber
KY jelly
Durex play vibrations
Big pair of granny knickers

Mint Sauce

Random Top Shelf Mag
Condoms
Baby Oil
A Sweet Potato
A Flesh Light

:eek:

goose2005

Bleach
Shovel
Black sacks - ask the staff if they can support heavy weights
Hacksaw
Set of knives

Unpossible

In case someone hasn't mentioned it yet:
The twilight saga, if there aren't 5 books, then add in some of the movies.

edit: someone did mention it, alternatively being a man and buying products for women;
tampons,
breast pump for breast feeing women,
nipple pads for breast feeding women,
underwear/tights,
top it off with a bottle of whiskey for strange looks, or buy nappies for a toddler or adult with the above items

The_Thing

[1] School Girl Uniform
[2] A copy of "Gay Times"
[3] Flourescent tube
[4] Tampons
[5] First Aid Kit

Dangerous Man

1: Packet of 'Cheese Strings.'
2: Single Serve manky Tesco lasagne, or some such shit.
3: Compilation DVD of 100 Greatest Goals of All Time, narrated by Bobby Charlton.
4: 24 cans of Dutch Gold
5: Copy of Nuts magazine.

gypsy_rose

1 x Yorkie

1 x Dairy Milk

1 x Ben & Jerrys

1 x King Crisps

1 x Tampax

CorsetIsTight

1 x Vodka
5 x Senokot Constipation Remedy
1 x KY Jelly
1 x Large Funnel
1 x Bag of marbles

Dangerous Man

Dangerous Man wrote: »

1: Packet of 'Cheese Strings.'
2: Single Serve manky Tesco lasagne, or some such shit.
3: Compilation DVD of 100 Greatest Goals of All Time, narrated by Bobby Charlton.
4: 24 cans of Dutch Gold
5: Copy of Nuts magazine.

Sorry, I've mixed up embarrassing with depressing.

effluent

I remember I had to do some shopping for my Scuba Diving club on a weekend away, I had to pop back to the shop and get the following:

1) Baby powder (used to get dry suits on)
2) Vasaline (also used for diving equipment)
3) Ciggs
4) Bottle of Whiskey

The shop was in a fairly quiet town, but the look on the shop assisants face was priceless

Besides from buying condoms, I feel very embaressed whenever I buy scented candles or toilet paper:o

Sofaspud

I have a friend who was once embarrassed about buying condoms. To show him how it wasn't a big deal, I told him I'd go into Tesco and get condoms and a cucumber. The conversation progressed and ended up with me and another friend buying a big box of condoms, a butternut squash, big tub of vaseline and glow-in-the-dark handcuffs, all while walking around holding hands and acting as camp as is humanly possible.
Many strange looks were given!

YBTurbo

Big Pair of Granny Knickers.

Extra Small Condoms

KY Jelly

Hannah Montanna DVD

Sudercream

Mo14

Rope
Baby oil
Condoms
Man sized Batman suit
Child sized Robin suit.

Biggins

Rope
KY Gel
Axe
Bag of lime
Jumbo size black bags

wardy2

roofies
duck tape
vaseline
baby wipes
copy of ''Life in Prison''

lemonjelly

Biggins wrote: »

Rope

KY Gel

Axe

Bag of lime

Jumbo size black bags

Larry is that you?

Kadongy

4 X KY Jelly
1 X Watermelon

RomanGod

Wire hangers
Pregnancy test
Sleeping pills
Duct tape
Coloring Book or Lava Lamp (I'll let you decide that one)

sunflower27

Cracking up at this thread, but most spends are well over the 10euro mark!!!

I want to see a pic posted of the OP with the stuff at the checkout

Mickey H

1. Durex play lube
2. Durex Condoms
3. Kellogg's Coco Pops (You decide what size box)
4. Bag of sweets (Again, you decide)
5. Copy of "The Irish Sun"

FetchTheGin

1. Five euro note.
2. Five euro note.

LETHAL LADY

1 x 16 pack of toilet rolls.
1 x packet senokat.
1 x tube preparation H.
1 x anti bacterial hand wash.
1 x disposable camera.

Snowie

3 xchicken filits
1x bottel olive oil
1x cup

sunflower27

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

3 xchicken filits
1x bottel olive oil
1x cup

And 1 x dictionary

Snowie

sunflower27 wrote: »

And 1 x dictionary

There overrated..

besides

I'm looking for a hot female teacher to give me grinds interested?

mathie

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

There overrated..

besides

I'm looking for a hot female teacher to give me grinds interested?

FFS it's "Dare" not "There".

sunflower27

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

There overrated..

besides

I'm looking for a hot female teacher to give me grinds interested?

Not English, too much hard work