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Berties 60th Birthday present - What will you bring to Croker for the party?

scholar007

Dear Bertie - Please find enclosed a blank cheque, we (the taxpayer) would greatly appreciate it if you could sign and make it out to the people of Ireland for approximately 200 billion Euros - Enjoy your party.

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120_Minutes

A grenade of excrement.

foxyboxer

Who is Bertie Ahern?

krudler

only in Ireland. we really are a bunch of gobsh1tes in this country.

Pherekydes

82000 FF grassroots supporters with baseball bats or hurleys.

foxyboxer

A 60th Birthday card.

To Mr Ahern,
Happy 60th. Have a good one.

From
Foxyboxer

Saila

yore ma

foxyboxer

Taste.

:cool:

Phill Ewinn

I'd bring booze and some kind of piss blasting device....

scholar007 wrote: »

Dear Bertie - Please find enclosed a blank cheque, we (the taxpayer) would greatly appreciate it if you could sign and make it out to the people of Ireland for approximately 200 billion Euros - Enjoy your party.

Wasn't Bertie who gave away that money it was the two Brians.

hondasam

Two threads op, you hosting the party?

Nodin

scholar007 wrote: »

Berties 60th Birthday present - What will you bring to Croker for the party

A stall selling rope, pitchforks, firewood and oil soaked torches.

Craebear

You have my sword.

LeeHoffmann

a shovel

DrumSteve

Bertie's 60th Bertie- No one cares.

problemchimp

A (very large) cake with a naked Mary Harney jumping out to surprise him with her tits covered in fresh cream.

scholar007

hondasam wrote: »

Two threads op, you hosting the party?

C'mon with his birthday this weekend and he having a big bash in Croker (even though he is not paying for it himself - Oh well nothing new there then) - It's just too easy!

hondasam

scholar007 wrote: »

C'mon with his birthday this weekend and he having a big bash in Croker (even though he is not paying for it himself - Oh well nothing new there then) - It's just too easy!

He must have thought it was his birthday every weekend when we were paying for it.

scholar007

hondasam wrote: »

He must have thought it was his birthday every weekend when we were paying for it.

Brilliant!!!

:D:D

telekon

The tears of millions...

foxyboxer

Can I bring unbridled hatred?

foxyboxer

Craebear wrote: »

You have my sword.

...and you have my bow

...and my Tax!

hondasam

scholar007 wrote: »

Brilliant!!! :D:D

I try I really do. It comes naturally to me

Yakult

I'll give him a hello kitty plaster, for the gunshot wound coming he's way.

JupiterKid

A vial containing a virus that inflicts the recipient to suffer horrendous agony in every orifice and an excruciatingly painful rash throughout the entire body.

Dionysus

keithob wrote: »

love to see the hill hold up a massive fk off banner / flag quoting:

''bertie you thiief - your not welcome here now **** with your cronies - cos you ****ed up this country''

gotta be a big feckn flag mind you!

Variants on this sentiment in Croker would be good. This indisputably corrupt (what other politician gets a house from a property developer as a "gift"?) individual and his sickening "golden handshake" which never, ever seems to end should be openly shunned by all sections of Irish society. Rejection by the Dubs on the Hill when Dublin is in its first Football Final since 1995 would be symbolic.

School kids across Ireland are doing without SNAs and teachers because of the negligence, cronyism and corruption of this Bertie Ahern character. He deserves to be rejected.

minidazzler

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

I'd bring booze and some kind of piss blasting device....

Wasn't Bertie who gave away that money it was the two Brians.

WUT? You know that it Bertie did it too right? Remember the Bertie bowl he was so keen to build? He had more of a hand in it all than either Brian, they at least "tried" to contain it a little.

Fattes

AHHHH How we all forget the we want more auction politics the Irish people engaged in with Bertie and Bruton/Rabbite etc etc over the years.

When did you ask politicians about their pensions, or the pay increases you where getting or the silly generous welfare payments being dolled out!

Did you take out a mortgage you could not really afford? Every one had their finger in the pie. When you party with Champagne Charlie you are going to get a hangover!

Celly Smunt

expect a farmers bank holiday weekend.

pablomakaveli

From the invite: "All birthday cards and money gifts must be presented in a brown envelope."

Duckworth_Luas

Given the historical precariousness of Berties accommodation situation I propose we all chip in to find him some new permanent living quarters.

This for example.

pragmatic1

A bag of shyte for a shytebag.