Aglomerado wrote: » Great thread. I was only talking about these jokes/ rhymes with an old school friend a couple of weeks ago. These were the ones we remembered: Diarrhoea Custard, Diarrhoea pie, All mixed together with a dead dog's eye Snots on toast Three feet thick All mixed together with a cup of cold sick. I was walking down the lane and I got a sudden pain, Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! It may sound funny but it's really hot and runny Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! It runs down your leg like a soft boiled egg, Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! My mother wasn't in so I did it in the bin Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! There was a young man from Cape Horn Who wished he'd never been born And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the tip of the rubber was torn Good times!
tightropetom wrote: » It shoots from your bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea Me father wasn't in so I did it in the bin Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea Me mother wasn't there so I dumped it in the chair Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking: Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea
El Siglo wrote: » What do you call a man with no left testicle? A right bollocks!
hatrickpatrick wrote: » Hey, would you like to join the Pen Fifteen club? It's the coolest club EVER, and all you have to do to become a member is let me write our logo, Pen Fifteen, on your hand in permanent marker. Sure! PEN15 Ah. Bollocks.
chopperbyrne wrote: » There was a song we used to all sing on any school trip in primary school (St Kevins Boys National School, Kilnamanagh) that I can never remember the first verse to, but the rest of it went like this: The fart went rolling down the street, barnabu The fart went rolling down the street, barnabu The fart went rolling down the street Knocked the copper off his feet Itchy, pitchy barnabu-u-u The copper took out his trusty pistol, barnabu The copper took out his trusty pistol, barnabu The copper took out his trusty pistol Shot the fart from there to Bristol Itchy, pitchy barnabu-u-u Bristol City were playing at home, barnabu Bristol City were playing at home, barnabu Bristol City were playing at home Kicked the fart from there to Rome Itchy, pitchy barnabu-u-u Julius Caesar was drinking gin, barnabu Julius Caesar was drinking gin, barnabu Julius Caesar was drinking gin Opened his mouth and the fart went in Itchy, pitchy barnabu-u-u The fart went rolling down his spine, barnabu The fart went rolling down his spine, barnabu The fart went rolling down his spine Knocked his MICKEY out of line Itchy, pitchy barnabu-u-u
73Cat wrote: » What do you call a man with 3 testicles?? Hudyanika Bolokov ..
Fremen wrote: » Jesus Christ, superstar, Flying down the road in his motor car. Pulls a skid, Kills a kid, Recks his head on a dustbin lid.
c_man wrote: » I was climbing up a tree, something brown fell on my knee Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea! (not sure of the physics of that one)
