Ok, I don't want to come across as a cultural neanderthal or anything, but what the **** is it with art these days?? It seems that anyone can thrown anything onto a canvas, or a wall, or a screen, invite others to peer meaningfully at it, and then call himself an artist.
I was in Kilkenny today, and had a look at some of the Arts Festival exhibitions. Some of them were decent enough, but others were just ridiculous. There was one exhibition in the court house, and it basically consisted of two screens on eaither end of a room, with a film of a painted canvas. The camera continually panned over the canvas, which was covered in painted swirls and dots and the like. It was interesting for about twenty seconds, and then it was just like looking at a discarded canvas. They had benches in front of the screens, where people sat in silence, pretended to looking meaningfully at the work, and then left with a puzzled expression.
I moved on then to an exhibiton in an old church. I'd never been in this church before, and it was full of old monuments and tombs which were genuinely interesting. Nothing approaching that could be said of the art. it basically consisted of a large green partition, onto which a light was projected. There was also a clicking noise now and then, but I was unsure whether that was part of the work, or caused by people stepping in front of it. That was it. The entire exhibition. I actually thought that maybe the tombs were plaster mock ups, and formed part of the art, but no, they were original.
According to the Festival site,
Through Transmitter [name of that exhibition]
Beattie explores this process of physical investigation, a human desire to reaffirm their place in the world while at the same time searching for something beyond the physical self.
He does all of that with a green screen and a light bulb?

I wouldn't mind except, as I was leaving, I had a look at a sketch the artist was doodling in his pad, and it was brilliant!
I like art. I like to wander around galleries and look at paintings and sculptures and the like. I like to think I have some appreciation of art. The problem though, is that much of the stuff labelled as art these days hardly qualifies for the title. Art should be a product of genuine artistic talent- if I can do it, then it's not art!
So what say you all?
For the ADDH/tl;dr crowd- is modern art sh!t??