How many friends have you got?
Dwindling social circle due to emmigration, marriage, kids, eventually being copped-on to by former friends, hitting on friends of the opposite sex and píssing in your chips with them?
Never started a social circle 'cos you found boards and you're now forever alone, while imagining randomusername to be your friend?
So many choices for social outlets that you wish some of the above was happening to give you some free time from the endless whirl of parties, orgies and generally living life like a Bacardi ad?
How many people can you genuinely call a friend?