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Eating in the jacks

Mr. Presentable

Would you, do you?

I was squeezing a shepherd's pie out earlier and the person in the next cubicle was a-rustling and a-crunching while exuding a nasty niff (augmented without question by one of my own). As I washed my hands he exited his cubicle and deposited a Tayto Salt n Vinegar bag in the bin.

I couldn't eat while dropping a pound. Could you? Have you?

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chin_grin

Ah yeah.

It's the.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc

bren2002

Jesus no. Talk about 1 out, 1 in!

cosmicfart

rwandan refuges wouldnt eat that s hit

Orando Broom

I wonder is it possible to get a continuous circuit of food in poo out?

stovelid

I could never eat while on the jacks.

Sunnyisland

Crap thread.

Badgermonkey

Why Did a Peeping Tom Hide Inside the Toilet of a Porta Potty?

This chap was obviously peckish.

Police are looking for a man in Boulder, CO who hid inside the toilet (er, cesspool) of a porta potty and spied on people while they handled their business. He was apparently covered by a tarp and a complete lack of hygiene.

The filthy peeping tom was discovered when a woman went to the restroom and heard movement from inside the tank. When another person confirmed her suspicions, they got an event security guard to wait outside the porta potty to detain the pooping tom (the door had locked from the inside). But when the man came out (shirtless, covered in feces and barefoot), he managed to resist capture and fled the scene.

What in the holy hell? How did he manage to get himself inside the tank of a porta potty? Since witnesses claimed he was very tall, he must've been also very skinny to fit inside the hole of the toilet. I imagine he'd go feet first and then wiggle his shoulders in. What was the guy's end game? Witnesses said he was a transient so maybe he wanted a warm place to sleep? Maybe he was collecting test data on stools? Maybe he didn't have a sense of smell? Or maybe he's just a sick bastard.

http://gizmodo.com/5814475/why-did-a-peeping-tom-hide-inside-the-toilet-of-a-porta-potty

Kevin Duffy

Good God no. That's horrible.

craggles

Eating is definitely too far.

HOWEVER

I'm a strong advocate of having a good cup of tea on the jacks. Especially with a hangover, try it.

Doing an AC Slater is optional.

Skerries

i'd eat a fritter on the sh1tter
or a prawn on the john
or big macs on the jacks
or a scone on the throne

SteelyDanJalapeno

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Why Did a Peeping Tom Hide Inside the Toilet of a Porta Potty?

This chap was obviously peckish.

http://gizmodo.com/5814475/why-did-a-peeping-tom-hide-inside-the-toilet-of-a-porta-potty

OMFG

Soups123

its wrong on so many levels. The thought of eating while someone in the cubicle beside me was dropping one........god no

ejmaztec

We'll be drawing Flutt on us with this thread, God help us.

Hurricane-Dean

I imagine the process something like this

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbENzJV8klYrnocGGkLW60-ymkxWXjmlpJmCXnLq3ulioMx4RsKQ

Mr. Presentable

Soups123 wrote: »

its wrong on so many levels. The thought of eating while someone in the cubicle beside me was dropping one........god no

He was there first, so I suppose he'd already started.........

bonerm

No I wouldn't.

FYI there's actually more bacteria in the air around a toilet than in the actual bowl itself.

mackg

Are you sure he wasn't just sitting in there sometimes I would just close the lid and play a game on the phone and eat a pack of m&ms

SteelyDanJalapeno

mackg wrote: »

Are you sure he wasn't just sitting in there sometimes I would just close the lid and play a game on the phone and eat a pack of m&ms

Johnny no friends

Soups123

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

He was there first, so I suppose he'd already started.........

at the very least he really should have held back exiting the cubicle until you'd left!theres a certain code of conduct that needs to be followed

trad

Surely this is the definition of perpetual motion

tuxy

mackg wrote: »

Are you sure he wasn't just sitting in there sometimes I would just close the lid and play a game on the phone and eat a pack of m&ms

Yeah when I had a job I hated I would just go into a cubicle for 10 or 15 mins to take an unofficial break. When you're in there the boss tends not ask too many questions.

LETHAL LADY

He obviously never heard of the expression "Dont S*** where you eat".
On the other hand he could have been testing out new flavours for the walkers crisps competiton. Salt and vinegar and S*** flavour.

Sinfonia

--Kaiser--

Two words: Dee scusting

Badgermonkey

ejmaztec wrote: »

We'll be drawing Flutt on us with this thread, God help us.

He's in Boulder Colorado, research purposes.

jme2010

Where they the special e-coli edition tayto?

doubtfir3

Orando Broom wrote: »

I wonder is it possible to get a continuous circuit of food in poo out?

Have a look at "The human centipede" for a sort of attempt at this!

craggles

Seriously, tea on the jacks, quality

jprboy

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

....As I washed my hands he exited his cubicle and deposited a Tayto Salt n Vinegar bag in the bin....

Did he wash his hands?

stephen_k

Never ate or drank, but I used to regularily have a smoke while pinching one out... very relaxing...