Wheelie King wrote: » Good one from about 15 years ago from a banklink machine just off Grafton street. It was a weekend night and there was a fair size queue at the machine full of anxious drinkers trying to get a few quid out. I was about 5th or 6th in the queue when three office type pricks walked right up the front and stood in behind the girl taking money out. When she moved they darted in to the machine to get some cash. The bloke behind them did'nt seem to give a fu ck and let them go about there business looked like he did'nt need the trouble but a girl behind him mentioned to them that the queue started back down the path and she was in a hurry. They proceeded to call her a "slut" and to "go find someone to blow". With that the bloke who did'nt look like he gave two fu cks took off his jacket and told them that he was going to "teach them a lesson" to which the pricks responded with laughter. They picked on the wrong bloke as he made mince meat of two of them whilst the other bloke did a runner. He then put his jacket back on and told the girl to go ahead and get her money out as he was in no hurry. Fecking hero.
thebullkf wrote: » second story was good. the one above is moronic tbh. what age are you OP?
talla10 wrote: » Chuck Norris eat your heart out Few weeks ago waiting for a bus a little sh1tbox car drives past with 4 teenagers inside who thought they were **** cool finally being in a car without mammy.The driver slows down , looks at us and shouts 'Bus W**kers' like in the Inbetweeners, they all roar laughing and two in the back give us the fingers. However they didnt observe what was ahead on them and BHAM!!! into the back of a brand spanking new 2011 car..Funny in itself but this car had blue lights, GARDA, written on the side and two very pissed off looking coppers got out!! At this stage everyone around watched as the boys got such a bollicking and then the car was searched. Two more Garda cars arrive,a sergeant gets out and asks for any witnesses. About 5 of us almost ran over to tell what happened!!In the end the car was seized driver was arrested and three other gimps had to walk up past us the way they came, pure scarlet and all eyes on them!!Classic!!
Phoenix Park wrote: » 1. Bumped into an ex on Dawson street at the weekend, she was holding her kid (presumably hers- though i think she's not even married, THE HUSSY!!!!). Could clearly tell its a girl, patted her ugly bald head and said Oh congratulations he's lovely, whats his name?. Could nearly hear her teeth clench as she politely told me Oh its a girl actually, we called her Sarah, she's so adorable blah blah. Ha Ha. I win!
couldntthink wrote: » I was in traffic one day and pulling out to turn right at a box junction. A guy tried to stop me pulling out even though I was going right and he couldn't clear the box. I pulled out on front of him and forced him to brake in the middle of the box. He honked and mouthed something. I stopped right on front of him did the classic V sign that Fr. Dick Byrne uses in the Eurosong episode of Father Ted. Big smile on my face. He went nuts inside the car he literally started screaming and I laughed at him and drove off. I felt good all day. Mainly because I was in the right and he was such a knob jockey.
juma wrote: » Jesus Christ, how f**king long were you waiting for that bus?
zippy84 wrote: » You've great patience, I wouldn't be happy unless the p***ks realised they were in the wrong. About a million roundabout stories spring to mind. Two weeks ago driving along around 80k in traffic on a country road. Twat in a lorry cab behind me right up my arse kept inching closer and closer. This was going on for about 5 mins when I had enough... hit the brakes just enough to make him brake (wasn't dangerous as I was looking at how close he was) he obviously hadn't been watching and slammed the brakes when he saw my lights..he stuck to the road, lovely sound of screetching - music to my ears, even the guy behind him had to dart to the hard shoulder to avoid him (obviously also tailgating)... so I got two birds with the one stone, and as they sat there motionless I just drove on big grin!
zippy84 wrote: » Two weeks ago driving along around 80k in traffic on a country road. Twat in a lorry cab behind me right up my arse kept inching closer and closer. This was going on for about 5 mins when I had enough... hit the brakes just enough to make him brake (wasn't dangerous as I was looking at how close he was) he obviously hadn't been watching and slammed the brakes when he saw my lights..he stuck to the road, lovely sound of screetching - music to my ears, even the guy behind him had to dart to the hard shoulder to avoid him (obviously also tailgating)... so I got two birds with the one stone, and as they sat there motionless I just drove on big grin!
Phoenix Park wrote: » Hello there. I am 31 years old. I'm disappointed you didn't like my first story. If you think I overreacted to a girl who dumped me FOR NO LEGITIMATE REASON WHATSOEVER (yes NONE), who smugly offered a "well well! look who it is! how have you been!" to me and expect me not to take the bait...well, maybe i'm a smaller man then you, what else can i say. If she'd any respect for me whatsoever she'd have crossed the street and not waved some new baby in my face,the only reason anyone does that is just to say HA HA LOOK AT ME, I'M HAVING SEX: HERE'S THE PROOF I MADE A BABY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY, HA HA, SCREW YOU. Maybe a bigger man would have walked away. I couldn't. I'm weak. People are so touchy nowadays to be honest.
Phoenix Park wrote: » [...]FOR NO LEGITIMATE REASON WHATSOEVER (yes NONE), who smugly offered a "well well! look who it is! how have you been!" to me and expect me not to take the bait[...]HA HA LOOK AT ME, I'M HAVING SEX: HERE'S THE PROOF I MADE A BABY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY, HA HA, SCREW YOU[...]People are so touchy nowadays to be honest.
Brendan Flowers wrote: » I dont care if I get banned because this has to be said..... Brake testing a lorry, you sir are a fcuking idiot
zippy84 wrote: » Firstly as was said, it was a cab, not a lorry carrying a load, bit of a difference when braking is concerned, and secondly - I'm not about to risk my safety for some arsehole tailgating; yes I broke, I didn't exactly slam them on, far from it actually, - he musn't have paying attention and simply panicked when he saw brake lights, he was never near enough to hit me.. no need to be insulting.
landsleaving wrote: » If I saw an ex with a baby that would be enough to put a massive smile on face tbh. .
landsleaving wrote: » Dangerous driving is not bested by more dangerous driving. Two wrongs don't make a right. Except in maths.
zippy84 wrote: » Yeah you're prob right but it felt good afterwards, and I don't think it was dangerous, he just panicked having been daydreaming and seeing the lights in front of him, plus in retrospect I could have actually saved someone's life cuz this guy might have had a wakeup call and said feck, won't do that again! :pac:
Phoenix Park wrote: » Hello there. I am 31 years old. I'm disappointed you didn't like my first story. If you think I overreacted to a girl who dumped me FOR NO LEGITIMATE REASON WHATSOEVER (yes NONE), who smugly offered a "well well! look who it is! how have you been!" to me and expect me not to take the bait...well, maybe i'm a smaller man then you, what else can i say. If she'd any respect for me whatsoever she'd have crossed the street and not waved some new baby in my face,the only reason anyone does that is just to say HA HA LOOK AT ME, I'M HAVING SEX: HERE'S THE PROOF I MADE A BABY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY, HA HA, SCREW YOU.Maybe a bigger man would have walked away. I couldn't. I'm weak. People are so touchy nowadays to be honest.
Brendan Flowers wrote: » Actually in this case I think there is a need to be insulting. What an utterly stupid thing to do. Is it any wonder people are getting killed on our roads with drivers like you out there. As you said "he was never near enough to hit me". Once your OK thats all that matters I suppose. Never mind the other motorists. Braking testing a man which had him "slammed the brakes when he saw my lights..he stuck to the road, lovely sound of screetching" is one of the worst things you could possibly do to another driver. Something like that could have caused a tyre blow-out. Also you seem to have forgotten about the other innocent motorist you told us about who "had to dart to the hard shoulder to avoid him". Jesus Christ someone like you should never be let behind the wheel of a car if you think what you did wasn't dangerous and idiotic.
