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My plan to SHAKE UP my life in 27 days

madison2011

Hi Guys,

My OH is away for the next 27 days and I want to Wake myself up from hibernation the last few years. Fed up of going to work and cleaning the house and taking care of kids and everything. Am looking for ways to put the zing back into life. Today is DAY 1 - Any idea's??

muchos gracias

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Eric Cartman

if you smoke stop temporarily, drink lucozade sport in the morning and afternoon , get up an hour before you have to and just walk around or do little jobs around the house

Xivilai

Get the hell out of there and leave a "sorry" note or something for when they get back.

landsleaving

Take up a dance class, learn an instrument, go cycling, write a short story, learn about something new.

Or my favourite, post on boards all day and achieve nothing but a slightly higher thanks count.

Gummy Panda

Shoot up your local mcdonalds

ColeTrain

Drink a litre of Volvic.

im invisible

dosnt sound like youve got a plan at all,

hondasam

madison2011 wrote: »

Hi Guys,

My OH is away for the next 27 days and I want to Wake myself up from hibernation the last few years. Fed up of going to work and cleaning the house and taking care of kids and everything. Am looking for ways to put the zing back into life. Today is DAY 1 - Any idea's??

muchos gracias

get yourself a man, have some fun. Don't try out all the new things you will learn on the OH when he gets back.

KungPao

A bit of swinging may jazz things up a bit.

PM me.

General General

Learn German & take up running.

madison2011

Aah, so far so good. Am taking up horseriding starting next week. Might sling a shot gun across my back and gallop into the hills. Was a crack shot once. Went to a really old graveyard today. So very entertaining - going to chose an epitaph soon. Some freaky ones out there.
Have a few days off work and am rearing to squash in all the new things I can. What will I do tomorrow. Have a full tank of petrol and housework is in order yipee. Am smoking 7 consulate instead on 15 silk cut - Proud... whats with the lucozade sport though?

landsleaving

General General wrote: »

Learn German & take up running.

Very effective for hurling insults in Lidl and legging it.

W.Shakes-Beer

Turn the boring drive to the shops into a challenge by blindfolding yourself before you start the car.

ChunkyLover_53

Break into a Research Lab and let loose all the caged monkies.

These infected monkies will spread a rage virus around the country

28 Days later when your OH comes back...Hey Presto! Country has been turned into an Infected Zone.

Your OH will chuckle

Dwellingdweller

Drive somewhere random with the kids and have a picnic. Steal everything you need for said picnic from supermarkets

My name is URL

madison2011 wrote: »

Hi Guys,

Am looking for ways to put the zing back into life

madison2011 wrote: »

Went to a really old graveyard today. So very entertaining - going to chose an epitaph soon

You're doing it wrong

ronano

Get a sex change!

See how i side stepped the 'what sex are you but we presume you're a woman wtf gtf back in kitchen you,quick leg it lads here's dudess with a lecture' question

Dravokivich

re-arrange all the furniture in the house backwards...

Mr.Crinklewood

Reconstruct / act out the most recent 27 post on After Hours. ( NB this includes the sex in a garden post ).

squod

madison2011 wrote: »

Hi Guys,

My OH is away for the next 27 days and I want to Wake myself up from hibernation the last few years. Fed up of going to work and cleaning the house and taking care of kids and everything. Am looking for ways to put the zing back into life. Today is DAY 1 - Any idea's??

muchos gracias

NABBA in the Ulster hall on the weekend.

baaaa

Prognosis is not good,how long have you been using the word zing?

TheZohanS

madison2011 wrote: »

My OH is away for the next 27 days

How long has he been having the affair?

madison2011

Hilarious, I don't know which one I'll do first. Never thought of getting arrested:rolleyes: that would certainly get me some attention. Are those shell to sea crowd still lamenting up the country? Me and my blindfolded monkey, my stolen goods, dressed in my new man clothes, speaking german might infiltrate. These 'developments' in during the next few weeks will have him rolling around the place when he gets back.

hondasam

TheZohan wrote: »

How long has he been having the affair?

he is gone away with her or him for 27 day's, bit more than an affair. He is deciding who to pick.

Dwellingdweller

madison2011 wrote: »

Hilarious, I don't know which one I'll do first. Never thought of getting arrested:rolleyes: that would certainly get me some attention. Are those shell to sea crowd still lamenting up the country? Me and my blindfolded monkey, my stolen goods, dressed in my new man clothes, speaking german might infiltrate. These 'developments' in during the next few weeks will have him rolling around the place when he gets back.

At which point you will tell him to pull himself together and (assumin ye got the sex change

), have a calm calculated discussion about whos going to be giving and whos going to be receiving. Be safe!

Aldebaran

Build a fort out of cushions.

Mr.Crinklewood

Aldebaran wrote: »

Build a fort out of cushions.

What a waste of snpoker tables.

BOHtox

Repeat the Leaving!

ismiseuisce

How about you try to do one new thing each day that you have never done before...

I once tried to do that for a month or so a few years back in my school summer holidays. It was quite fun really - some of them were just silly things and some were more challenging.

I can only remember some of them - one day I climbed Croagh Patrick (well half of it!), one day I drank raw eggs, one day I only ate foods that I had never eaten before for all of my meals and snacks, one day I did volunteer work.

It was actually quite fun to go out of my way to think up something new to do every day and even though most of it was quite silly - I still remember most of it to this day and I can pretty much remember feck all else from that Summer.

cork_buoy

Do you exercise?

Buy yourself a good pair of running shoes, fill up your iPod with some up-beat music and take to the footpath. It's cheap and you'll start to feel great fast!

I'm 30 now and until recently I had never been very interested in my health. I started running in 2009 as a new years resolution to get into shape and after 2 weeks I was hooked. I lost weight, began to feel noticeably better week after week and looked forward to the high after a great run. My energy levels were up, stress levels were down and life became MUCH more manageable.

It also helped me focus on my diet and even led me to joining an gym - something I never thought I would do.

So if you want to inject some zing into your life - start to get fit. You'll feel better, for longer and your OH will really appreciate your extra cardiovascular strength

squod

http://www.skydive.ie/about/location.html

The best few minutes you can have alone.