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You can't have a pint at me weddin' 'cos me granny will take offence...

HellFireClub

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379850/Royal-Wedding-2011-Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-ban-pints-beer-reception.html

Seriously, just when we thought a little bit of reality had kicked in, and a bit of identity with the common man had come about, fair play to Kate Middleton, she stands up and says she says that her marriage vow will not include the phrase "to honour AND OBEY" her husband, and rightfully so, yipee, welcome to 2011!

I'm all for women's rights, but seriously, what kind of stupid bint makes a big deal out of her supposed independence as a royal by virtue of her marriage statement and rightfully so, yet allows her husbands granny to set the drinks menu for the occasion?!?

GET UP THE YARD SAYS I!

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chin_grin

This story totally deserves a whole thread to itself. :pac:

El Weirdo

HellFireClub wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379850/Royal-Wedding-2011-Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-ban-pints-beer-reception.html

Seriously, just when we thought a little bit of reality had kicked in, and a bit of identity with the common man had come about, fair play to Kate Middleton, she stands up and says she says that her marriage vow will not include the phrase "to honour AND OBEY" her husband, and rightfully so, yipee, welcome to 2011!

I'm all for women's rights, but seriously, what kind of stupid bint makes a big deal out of her supposed independence as a royal by virtue of her marriage statement and rightfully so, yet allows her husbands granny to set the drinks menu for the occasion?!?

GET UP THE YARD SAYS I!

Daily Mail? Check.
Royal wedding? Check.

Yawn.

HellFireClub

Seriously though, did they sit down with her and say, "look, we know you hate Guiness drinkers, 800 years of trying to kick you out of your chair and all of that, but is there any chance you could turn a blind eye to a few Heino and carlsberg drinkers?!?!?"

OPENROAD

HellFireClub wrote: »

Seriously though, did they sit down with her and say, "look, we know you hate Guiness drinkers, 800 years of trying to kick you out of your chair and all of that, but is there any chance you could turn a blind eye to a few Heino and carlsberg drinkers?!?!?"

I don't blame her if that was the choice

chin_grin

HellFireClub wrote: »

Seriously though, did they sit down with her and say, "look, we know you hate Guiness drinkers, 800 years of trying to kick you out of your chair and all of that, but is there any chance you could turn a blind eye to a few Heino and carlsberg drinkers?!?!?"

Yes. Verbatim. Now you can go to sleep. :pac:

kfallon

I thought the Germans love their beer

OPENROAD

kfallon wrote: »

I thought the Germans love their beer

London is part of Germany

Dwellingdweller

You are a flaming sexist and a chauvinist pig. Also, that granny's fairly well-known about the parish... :P

ScumLord

I have to drink just champaign?!!! This is an outrage! I'll still take the free champaign, pour Alfred pour!

HellFireClub

I take it she won't be hitting the dancefloor...

kfallon

OPENROAD wrote: »

London is part of Germany

The Royals are German!

kfallon

Judging by this I'd say the stag do was some laugh :rolleyes:

hondasam

Do we care Do we really give a flying **** what they drink !

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

kfallon wrote: »

The Royals are German!

Since 1000 or so England has been ruled by families of Vikings, Normans, French, Welsh, Scots, and Germans but not a single family of English descent. In fact its only since 1900 or so that the monarch has spoken English properly.

MarkR

Queen sidles up to the bar....

"One would like a black and tan please."

bnt

Wills' granny may not be keen on drink, but his great-granny certainly was. That may have something to do with it ..?

Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't eat things, took lots of exercise, all the things you didn't want to do, and suddenly one day you were run over by a big red bus, and as the wheels were crunching into you you'd say 'Oh my god, I could have got so drunk last night!' That's the way you should live your life, as if tomorrow you'll be run over by a big red bus.

m@cc@

HellFireClub wrote: »

what kind of stupid bint makes a big deal out of her supposed independence as a royal by virtue of her marriage statement and rightfully so, yet allows her husbands granny to set the drinks menu for the occasion?!?

GET UP THE YARD SAYS I!

She's paying for it. And of course by her, I mean the British tax payer.

mconigol

What's the world coming to when a wife won't even honour and obey their husband.

GET OUT NOW WIL...:eek:

D_murph

No beer at the royal wedding :eek:?

Thats it, I'm not going so :rolleyes:.

policarp

D_murph wrote: »

No beer at the royal wedding :eek:?

Thats it, I'm not going so :rolleyes:.

The Queens Arms. No ale. There WILL be Riots at the Suptials.

Duckjob

HellFireClub wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379850/Royal-Wedding-2011-Kate-Middleton-Prince-William-ban-pints-beer-reception.html

Seriously, just when we thought a little bit of reality had kicked in, and a bit of identity with the common man had come about, fair play to Kate Middleton, she stands up and says she says that her marriage vow will not include the phrase "to honour AND OBEY" her husband, and rightfully so, yipee, welcome to 2011!

I'm all for women's rights, but seriously, what kind of stupid bint makes a big deal out of her supposed independence as a royal by virtue of her marriage statement and rightfully so, yet allows her husbands granny to set the drinks menu for the occasion?!?

GET UP THE YARD SAYS I!

I'd like Kate Middleton to obey me, in a "Who is one's father?" sort of way...

stoneill

What about a pint of Kate Middleton's piss? Are ya allowed drink that?

orourkeda

stoneill wrote: »

What about a pint of Kate Middleton's piss? Are ya allowed drink that?

Gives new meaning to the expression "drinking from the furry cup"

Capt'n Midnight

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Since 1000 or so England has been ruled by families of Vikings, Normans, French, Welsh, Scots, and Germans but not a single family of English descent. In fact its only since 1900 or so that the monarch has spoken English properly.

and the Dutch ?