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Have ever been caught in the nip?

fakearms123

Have ever been caught in the nip?

Never happened to me exactly, but once when I was in the swimming pool changing rooms in school a female teacher walked in to call the role and i was still only in boxers and it just so happened the my penis had made its way through the hole in the boxers. Didnt notice until i saw the other lads laughing there heads off when my name was called

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NoDice

I bet they couldn't even see the wee thing, they were probably still laughing about Steve kicking your pogs down the drain.

El Horseboxo

A few times. When i get outta the shower i tend to walk around in the nip for a while. Hate putting clothes on straight away. Been caught a few times through the window. Most recently by a canvasser during the elections that decided to walk straight up to the window and stare in.

cml387

More school stories please we say

Latchy

fakearms123 wrote: »

my penis had made its way through the hole in the boxers lads

All by itself ? ..pull the other one

arybvtcw0eolkf

El Horseboxo wrote: »

A few times. When i get outta the shower i tend to walk around in the nip for a while. Hate putting clothes on straight away. Been caught a few times through the window. Most recently by a canvasser during the elections erection's that decided to walk straight up to the window and stare in.

jackiebaron

Latchy wrote: »

All by itself ? ..pull the other one

It was practicing for a lifetime of glory-hole insertion.:p

Latchy

jackiebaron wrote: »

It was practicing for a lifetime of glory-hole insertion.:p

The real thing will take more of an effort ...:p

smokedeels

Latchy wrote: »

All by itself ? ..pull the other one

+1

dead birds don't fall out of nests

AllYourBass

In spite of my best efforts, no. I remember New Years 2010 I rolled a huge snow boulder all the way home because I was bored, and parked it outside the house. To celebrate, I took a picture of myself in the nip with my boxers on my head and the boulder covering the jewels. Prime opportunity.

doncarlos

I seen an ex girlfriends mother naked once. Was extremely embarrassing for us both. It took about 10 seconds before the shock wore off and I started laughing

Chickaroo

Not caught asuch...but was just after getting outta the shower one day and went into my room to get ready, pulled down the blind on the window and proceeded to drop my towel onto the floor (note I was still standing on front of the window), about 1sec later the blind shot back up....needless to say I hit the floor at the speed of light, I dunno whether anyone seen me or not coz I hid on the floor for a few seconds until I re composed myself

Sykk

My friends extremely hot mother who BTW is a milf, just walked into my house to give me back a football that I had kicked into her back garden. I was just out of the shower and she walked in with no remorse and started talking to me.. Then she started to tell me so much about how she loves young rod.. She then proceeded to get down on all fours and..

Oh wait, that was a bang bros episode I watched the other day.....

OutlawPete

Years back in the old Levi's store on Grafton St I was trying on jeans (summertime and I was going commando) and as I was standing there bollock naked from the waist down, girl who worked there whipped the curtain back :eek:

Honest to God, I contemplated removing a section of the ceiling and escaping through McDonalds.

mikemac

Not me but used to be a hotel night porter

Ever watch Mr Bean and he walks to the bathroom but wrong door and ends up naked in the corridor
That doesn't just happen on TV, countless times I've to go with the master key.

One guy strolled through reception naked while the wedding party were having drinks in the early hours.
Not a bother on him, now that guy had confidence!

Frynge

feelingstressed wrote: »

Not me but used to be a hotel night porter

Ever watch Mr Bean and he walks to the bathroom but wrong door and ends up naked in the corridor
That doesn't just happen on TV, countless times I've to go with the master key.

One guy strolled through reception naked while the wedding party were having drinks in the early hours.
Not a bother on him, now that guy had confidence!

i've experienced this too.

on two occasions there has been a knock on the front door and its someone bollock naked who left through an emergency exit trying to go to the toilet and ended up on the main street.

dilallio

Only happened me once.

Last night of a lads holiday in Palma, Majorca, was asleep in bed in the hotel after a serious session.

Got up in the middle of the night in the nip to go to the loo, opened the wrong door, unfortunately the one onto the hotel corridor. I was still half asleep when I heard a girl screaming in front of me.

It was only then that I realised where I was :eek:. She was a cleaner with a trolley and she was tearing down the corridor screaming something in spanish, while I was doing my best to cover the wobbly bits with the only thing I could find - a paper towel from the trolley.

I turned around to go back into the room, only to realise that all the doors were locked, and in the sheer panic, I couldn't remember the room no.

It was now a case of either heading down the lift to reception like that, not even knowing my room no, or banging on all the doors until one of my friends heard me.

Luckily, one of the lads heard my roaring and rescued me before all hell broke loose.

Ghost Buster

I sleep in the nip and tend to forget when we have guests and wander out to the loo in the night (one jax in ours, no ensuites and very small mortgage..hah take that Celtic tiger...but thats another thread).
I have twice encountered my wifes very very hot friend in the hall. Whoops.

pow wow

Once in a hotel room in Toronto. The room was huge with the bedroom door was as far away from the bed as is possible, yet when housekeeping knocked about noon I still somehow thought I'd be able to race up and put the chain on the door before they managed to get the door open. Shouting "come back later" would have done no good because of the miles distance from where I was to the door. Anyway I hopped out of bed and streaked across the room only to be met square on by the 50s hispanic housekeeping lady who let out a little giggle and said "ola" with the duuurtiest grin on her face. My bf lost the plot laughing, so did the housekeeper, and I hunched into a standing foetal position trying to hide my bits.

conorhal

On occasion, the last time, I strolled from the en-suite bathroom as nature intended toweling my hair, when I pulled the towel from my head I realized that I was standing in front of my bedroom window, which looks directly into the bedroom window of the apartment opposite, at which happened to be standing a slightly stunned and bemused looking woman...
I naturally did the 'duck and cover maneuver', and to all intents and purposes must have looked as though I had disappeared down a hole in the floor of my bedroom, then after an embarrassed couple of seconds peeked back up... she was still there damnit!

Ah the joys of apartment living!

I did briefly consider popping a note in the door, “If you liked what you saw etc….”

Caliden

Ghost Buster wrote: »

I sleep in the nip and tend to forget when we have guests and wander out to the loo in the night (one jax in ours, no ensuites and very small mortgage..hah take that Celtic tiger...but thats another thread).
I have twice encountered my wifes very very hot friend in the hall. Whoops.

'Forget'..riiiiiight

mtnh

OutlawPete wrote: »

Years back in the old Levi's store on Grafton St I was trying on jeans (summertime and I was going commando) and as I was standing there bollock naked from the waist down, girl who worked there whipped the curtain back :eek:

Honest to God, I contemplated removing a section of the ceiling and escaping through McDonalds.

Serves you right for trying on jeans with no underwear on.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Yep, in a ladies house and got up for the jacks then couldn't find her room. I was very drunk and couldn't remember the route that I had taken, I began to panic and wondered had I went into the wrong house for a while. I had looked in every room and checked who was in the beds, none of whch was her. I stood at the front door for a while with my pride blowing in the wind when I said I'd have a last scope around. Found her room, which was like a bedroom within another bedroom, actually had to go through one of the other bedrooms to get there.
Anyway, I thought my little adventure went unnoticed but they all informed me at breakfast that they had seen my arse.

Edit : There was another time I was stripped by my "friends" in the Meadows in Edinburgh in the middle of the day and a few hundred people saw my glory. And it was a warm day

Hyperbullet

doncarlos wrote: »

I seen an ex girlfriends mother naked once. Was extremely embarrassing for us both. It took about 10 seconds before the shock wore off and I started laughing

Ya shoulda milled the box off her.

/skanger.

STIG83

Was in Portugal In 07 on holiday, was on the lash as you would, crashed on the bed to sleep, my friend who was sleeping in the other bed woke the next morning to my back side on full view, he thought it be hilarious to take pictures then!!:o

Biggins

Never been caught in the nip but have been 'caught' in a frog outfit, a nuns outfit, a gorilla suit, dressed as a Star Wars trooper and wearing a hula skirt.

xsiborg

Too many times to recount here, but the latest occasion was a recent stay in the Jury's Croke Park hotel in Dublin. I rang down and ordered a sandwich, sandwich was delivered, grand. So i decided to have a shower before i sat down to work. Showered, pulled on a jocks and ate my sandwich. Went to leave the tray outside the door, didnt want to leave it out in the middle of the hallway that someone might trip over it, so leaned down to leave it beside the skirting board.

Whereupon i copped the door slowly closing behind me, and realised "oh jesus, the card!!", i panicked for a few minutes, the mr. bean episode flashed through my head. i ran down to the ice maker machine in the hallway where i'd spotted an intercom phone earlier. Phone wasnt working! i eyed up the lift, telling myself i had no other choice but to go down to reception and ask for another key card to get back into my room.

So there i was in the lift in my jocks, thinking "well at least im in my jocks thank god!", and thankfully the lobby wasnt that full as it was around 8pm in the evening. I tried calling the concierge from the lift with the door open, but nobody heard me, so i had to step out and try to catch their attention at reception.

Thankfully the guy behind the desk was sound about it and in fairness to him he kept a straight face as i tried to explain myself!

mikemac

xsiborg wrote: »

Thankfully the guy behind the desk was sound about it and in fairness to him he kept a straight face as i tried to explain myself!

I posted earlier in the thread but yeah, it's fairly common. Doesn't just happen to Mr Bean

You weren't the first and you won't be the last.
Hotel staff in reception are used to it, that's why we carry master keys

mikemac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVQwlKRDKOA

St.Spodo

I helicoptered on a second floor balcony, over-looking a swimming pool, for about half an hour once. Does that count?

2 stroke

feelingstressed wrote: »

Ever watch Mr Bean and he walks to the bathroom but wrong door and ends up naked in the corridor

I've done that. Wore a fire extinguisher into reception.