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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Undercoverguy

Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes:

I'll start

........ Have Fun!

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dinneenp

Well I've never used MS paint sexually....

smokie2008

dinneenp wrote: »

Well I've never used MS paint sexually....

No but I bet you nom nom nom'd on the first set of tittes you were let at;)

TeddyTedson

I don't have MS Paint so I can't really play but perhaps this is it...

Z0mB!€ ThReaD Z0mg!

Dangerous Man

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x208/Dangerous-Man/cheapblowjobpic.jpg

Padkir

dj jarvis wrote: »

:eek:

Don't feel bad, even the tree has an erection watching ye!!

W.Shakes-Beer

First sexual experience you say?

Unpossible

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

First sexual experience you say?

Certainly is detailed, I'll give it that

Mr.Crinklewood

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

First sexual experience you say?

You got my hand spot-on there.

jill_valentine

Ruu wrote: »

Ok time for my go I surpose, Mirror, you might know this schpot.

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/6184/37488.JPG

This is a few years latem and profoundly depressing, but I swear to God I actually did think "Jesus, reminds me of The Tunnel in Oldcastle."

WTF.

smokie2008

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

First sexual experience you say?

Thats one seriously shinny knob...

smegmar

http://img716.imageshack.us/i/notsogood.jpg/

ahem. for the first 5 minutes I didn't look down and then....

Nodin

smokie2008 wrote: »

Think I speak for most guys here on this one....

...its the look in the eyes that you've captured so well there.

Hank_Jones

I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this thread....slightly....

Poor Craythur

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this thread....slightly....

Sadly, mine was real.

Hank_Jones

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Sadly, mine was real.

I already said I was sorry, is that not enough?

It's been 9 years!!

jimbobaloobob

Wish i had MS Paint, to bed with memories i guess it will be!!

Hank_Jones

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Wish i had MS Paint, to bed with memories mammaries i guess it will be!!

FYP.

smokie2008

I'm not proud....

Unpossible

smokie2008 wrote: »

I'm not proud....

Why? Did you end up telling your mom anyway?

Fozzydog3

smokie2008 wrote: »

What are you 12?

i think you're meant to draw a picture of your first sexual experience not just say how it started

I Love Cheese

suicide_circus

I Love Cheese wrote: »

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By the looks of you in that pic you certainly do love cheese! That poor stoner is in a bad way! And wtf is with the lightening bolt?

Cill Dara Abu

Was a good day:D

Elmidena

Here's my very unsexy tale! I omitted the creepy guy staring over the stall, event was bad enough even without that! Thankfully I r teh better at secks now
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/ravenfromtheice/sexytime.jpg

jill_valentine

I love this thread so very, very much.

Tubsandtiles

conorhal

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My first sexual experience went something like this....

orourkeda

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Big Nasty

:eek:

Abi

orourkeda wrote: »

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Whats goin' on there? you getting a sneaky one up the bum hole?

Fine set of balls on you, btw.