fakearms123 wrote: » Crazy people off their chops. Every town has at least one crazy person roaming around the place, muttering sweet nothings to themselves like the ramblings of an intoxicated Romanian street child, engaging in conversations with visiting strangers of the town who don't know them and for the locals who do, decades of being shunned and ignored just like Rosie O'Donnell's exercise bike. "Hey mammy why does that man have a dog leash on a loaf of bread and why is he petting the bread and feeding it spoons?", "Hunny don't make eye contact with it... TAXI!!!!!". In my town there's two crazies, one old woman who walks around the place talking to herself, as they do, but this one sells raffle tickets even though there is no raffle on, she would just buy those raffle tickets in a shop and ask you for €2 to sponsor something and she would give you the ticket and walk away, she got me three times with this before I refused to buy tickets off her. The other mad yoke is this man who tries to get into all the teen discos in town, the staff know who he is and dont let him in but thats as far as they will go, he walks around town freely and I guarantee someday he will rape one of those teens on the way home from the disco, dirty look on him aswell, looks like a homeless Mad Max. Who's your local nutjob?
fakearms123 wrote: » one old woman who walks around the place talking to herself, as they do, but this one sells raffle tickets even though there is no raffle on, she would just buy those raffle tickets in a shop and ask you for €2 to sponsor something and she would give you the ticket and walk away
fakearms123 wrote: » she got me three times
JonJoeDali wrote: » What an ignorant post.http://www.healthpromotion.ie/uploads/docs/HSP00612.pdf
fakearms123 wrote: » Who's your local nutjob?
TheZohan wrote: » Hmmm...taking the piss out of people with mental health problems. I thought we'd moved past this. I can recall we had a thread very recently where a guy was suffering from psychosis but pulled through ok.
TheZohan wrote: » ..I thought we'd moved past this.
DrumSteve wrote: » Hey OP... Didn't go the way you expected eh?
old hippy wrote: » Next up; a laugh a minute look at abuse victims
Lando Griffin wrote: » Once a van load of hippys pulled up with their colourful clothes and fancy bead work in their hair, all us locals got together and ran them out of town before they got to any of the youth and destroying their lives with their drugs and friendly ways.
fakearms123 wrote: » We're all quite sensitive today I think this thread will be stored away with "What does your farts smell like?" and "How many sh*ts do you take a day?" kind of threads, I think I have picked up an enemy in old hippy
