Banjaxed82 wrote: » Was in Q-bar many years ago and saw a guy whip out his Charles Bronsan while ordering a pint, then proceeded to piss all over the bar. Lovely.
Plazaman wrote: » Nowadays it's all snowballing, bushing, rainbowing, lollipoping, carouseling and twinkling.
Plazaman wrote: » Worked as a bouncer at teenage discos for a couple of years. Apart from been jealous the sort of things that was happening then didn't happen in my day, I was shocked at what was going on. My teen disco years were filled with thrills such as slow dancing arms lenght apart and maybe getting a brush of boob at the start or end of song. Nowadays it's all snowballing, bushing, rainbowing, lollipoping, carouseling and twinkling. I always laughed at the Mammies dropping their little angels off in baggy jumpers and jeans which were ditched for some greyhound skirts for the duration and reclothed at the end of the night.
WolfForager wrote: » I have some idea what snowballing is, but did you make up the rest?
seamus wrote: » All this talk of ****e and lapdancers reminds me of a story a mate told me. They're on a stag in Barcelona and go into one of those live sex shows. Not lots of people there, just seems to be them and a group of british lads on a similar stag-type setup. So they do their thing, and then one of the ladies in her altogether proclaims to the audience that it's impossible to take a **** while someone's blowing on your arsehole. And she's willing to prove it to anyone who wants a go. So she lies down on her back and invites people up. Sure enough, one of the english lads gets up, pants down, squatting over her face. She says "Go" and starts blowing and no matter how hard he tries, nothing. He gives up, another guy doesn't believe it, up he goes, pants down, "Go!". Pushing and pushing, still no joy. After 3 or 4 guys have tried it, this one huge fat bastard, sweating and panting with the effort of talking, goes up. Stands over her face, pants down, and before she even has a chance to say anything, he lets fly with the widest, smelliest spray of crap that could only be produced by 3 days of lager and curries. The show did not go on.
Plazaman wrote: » These were the terms bandied about and whilst we caught and removed several offenders in various acts, bouncers of the age 30+ are obviously reluctant to ask a 13 or 14 year old to explain what the terms mean. However, they were explained by a female bouncer only last year (don't know if the are region specific or specific to certain types of discos). Cringingly here we go....Rainbowing : A group of girls wearing different shades of lipstick collar a lucky lad for a job of the blow each and leave him with a badge of honourSnowballing : Another lucky lads receives a bj from a girl who contains his excitment in her mouth and seeks out another (very unlucky) chap for a french kissBushing : The art of attracting a lad to dance etc by opening legs when sitting down across from him with no undergarments and a short skirtCarouseling : Two/Three lads, one girl. She goes from one to the other in quickie style and stays the night with the lucky lad who blows his load in herLollipopping : Can't remember exactly what this is (or blocked it from mind) but similar to rainbowingTwinkling : A golden shower in teen speak but something to do with UV lights at a disco - urban myth imo. Ya see, you learn something new everyday.
LETHAL LADY wrote: » Once saw local dealer obviously sampled too much of his own product coming out of mens toilet with sh***y underpants wrapped around his fist completely spaced out. Swiftly removed by disgusted bouncers oh how we all pointed and laughed.
grungepants wrote: » Ive done some filthy things...Frankies bistro... The toilets were like something out of trainspotting!Never the less me and my then girlfriend went to the jacks and i began to kiss her on lips..he he...but not the lips on her face...i mean her flower. Also we went to the oak once togeter and i told her to come to the toilets with me cause i wanted to fcuk her.We were so loud the girls using the toilets ratted us out to the bouncer.When we came out of the jacks we were politely asked to leave. Ah i love sex in public places,you dont often find a girl whos a voyer.
Plazaman wrote: » rainbowing
stovelid wrote: » Please don't let this be what I think it is. Edit: saw the post above. It's not what I thought.
Ledger wrote: » That wouldnt be much better, believe me i deliver them, you should see the state of some of the cases and the storerooms in some places, absolutely disgusting. i would never drink from a bottle.
Nolanger wrote: » I know a guy from the Rock Garden who was manning the door/curtain to the upstairs nightclub. One night some tosser arrives and demands to be let in for free. A row erupts and the tosser starts shouting, the promoter arrives, and the tosser gets into the club for free. Then the next guy in the queues starts demanding "how come he gets in for free and we don't?" So the guy on the door pulls across the curtain and lets eveyone in without paying!What is this part for ^ The dirty part was that one of the female managers there used to give the bouncers head in the jacks during the clubnight.
What language is this?
DoesNotCompute wrote: » Which begs the question: what did you think it was? :eek:
ottostreet wrote: » Worst I've seen really is a girl out of her head, taking a **** behind a club in Athlone.Was lovely.
Funfair wrote: » And I was wondering why after some weekends out how I get cold sores on my lips.. suprised someone don't get Cholera off the glasses in Nightclubs after reading the horror stories on here :eek: I'll be drinking long neck Bottles in future..
Toots* wrote: » Was in Redz years ago, noticed these two riding away on one of the couches, the girl was absolutely out of it, and when the guy finished, he got up and walked off, leaving her lying there with her knickers around her ankles and her dress pushed up around her chest. She was completely locked and wasn't making any attempts to set herself to rights, just lying there with it all hanging out. So after a few minutes myself and a friend decided we'd go over and help sort her out, but as we got there she sat up and told us she was grand. We walked off, next thing, not two minutes later, there's another guy on top of her and she's off again. Saw her again later on "dancing" with another guy, she'd lost her knickers at this stage and was wrapped around him on the dance floor with the dress up around her waist. I'm pretty sure they were doing the nasty, but I didn't stick around to be sure.
evillive wrote: » not so dirty as kinda surreal was taking a piss in the boys room in Fibbers (it may have been before it was actually called fibbers - but i digress) there must have been a major queue for the ladies, as these two girls come in stand side-by-side beside me, drop their knickers, lean back and piss away, i'm looking over at this, theres a guy the other side of the row doing the same - and we continue to enjoy the show - i still dont the girls even tried the cubicles, they were blitzed, and to be fair to them i dont think there wasnt any spillage or splashing
