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Last night a DJ raped my wife....

UglyBolloxFace

What other songs do you inadvertently get the lyrics mixed up of? (<--- grammar fail...not sure how to phrase that).

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bennyx_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFlNo1NjAEQ

Used to be convinced it was "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll"

dixiefly

Giant spurts are what you get
W*nking on the moon
I hope my **** dont break
W*nking on the moon

we'llallhavetea_old

Raffo69 wrote: »

There's a song that I can never get it right. Its from some man called Wez or Wes & the 1st line sounds like, "tall man in tallaght"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCevP9DJtIY

danniemcq

Like a fart that you light
Baby you're a firework

Katy Perry Firework always confused me! till i seen the lyrics

darragh16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=purRGzwgq2I

My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs

Never really understood these lines

admiralofthefleet

that bastard galway girl song:mad::mad::mad:

'her eyes were black and her tits were blue'

davrho

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

that bastard galway girl song:mad::mad::mad:

'her eyes were black and her tits were blue'

One of my mates sings this to one the verses

When I woke up I was all alone
Gone was my wallet and my mobile phone
And I ask you friend, what would you do?
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue

tman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Hnc2IT-N4

1:53
"Well you told me you wanted to eat up my sandwich"
Something something something "gnawed away"

In my defence it sounds a lot more like that on the studio version!!! :P

MistyCheese

Oh I don't need a pair of shoes, baby if I got you
Baby if I got you I don't need a pair of shoes...

Also, the song "Mr. Loverman" by Shabba Ranks as most people know includes the lyrics "Mr. Loverman (Shabba)" repeated a couple of times. I honestly used to think the girls were singing "If you love a man (shag 'im)"

Panthro

darragh16 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=purRGzwgq2I

My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs

I always thought the lyrics were "he's got his trampoline!":o

Mr Benevolent

Poker Face is the ultimate song for lyrics that are not as they sound...

baalthor

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

What other songs do you inadvertently get the lyrics mixed up of? (<--- grammar fail...not sure how to phrase that).

They're called "mondegreens"

More examples:

Kenny Rogers: "you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children and a crop in the field"

As a kid I thought the first part of the chorus of Day Dream Believer was:"Yithzak Rabin, you know how it's been .."

And finally, in the Peter Gabriel song it's "Jeux sans frontiers" not "She's so wonderful" !

Metallergy

tonight.. St john o god.. is a DJ.

Metallergy

hey twerp.. hey twat

stuporstar DJ..

there ye go

NeedaNewName

Once heard a tune years ago and went into the local cool DJ record store (That I bought all my 12 inches from) to aquire it.

Asked for "Be a Swan" and was greeted by blank looks. Sadly hummed the beat and described the song, which was met by laughter as they instantly knew the tune I was after.

Still a great tune though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plut8NxcPuY

Sasha was never the same after she dumped him

Jambo221

I once heard someone talking about a song that someone wrote about Wayne Rooney. This is what they were talking about..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

seafood dunleavy

"I had my first real sex dream" - summer of 69.still dont know what he actually says.

DoesNotCompute

jimbob86 wrote: »

amy winehouse y dont u cum all over valerie!!

ROFLMAO, legend!

DoesNotCompute

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

"I had my first real sex dream" - summer of 69.still dont know what he actually says.

I got my first real six string?

Metallergy

I

Can feel the earth begin to move

can feel his needle hit the groove

and spoiral through another gay

i hear my man begin to say

kiss me where the sun don't shine

the vodka's is yours but the gin is mine

you're all out of lime

I

don't feel too steady on your meat

I feel hollowed i feel weak

passion fruits unholy bed

fill my guts and give me head

through the early morning cum

I can see him here he comes

he bangs the bums

have you seen him have u heard

the way he's gay there is no bird

to describe the way he feels

how could it ever come to pass

he'll take his tool out of my ass

and describe the way it feels

the way it feels!

tony1kenobi

Cum on Eileen.

jackie1974

Your life never gets mmm, your life's full of sperm

No idea what the proper words are :pac:

davrho

baalthor wrote: »

Kenny Rogers: "you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hundred children and a crop in the field"

The old car accident song.

You picked a fine time to leave me lose wheel

Hector Mildew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCmUhYSr-e4

Was at a party where someone asked for "Sittin' on the top of a train" on the karaoke :pac:

Wompa1

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their cocks are full grown

I should of known that wouldn't have been played on the radio during the day...

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown - Destinys Child..Jumpin Jumpin

[Deleted User]

So what is the thread title from

jackie1974

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

"I had my first real sex dream" - summer of 69.still dont know what he actually says.

LOL I got my first real six string bought it at the five and dime (his guitar)

Metallergy

Wompa1 wrote: »

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their cocks are full grown

I should of known that wouldn't have been played on the radio during the day...

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown - Destinys Child..Jumpin Jumpin

did you actually edit that one? or is it as-is

Roxie Moonlight

Bop bop bop bop bop a ram!
Instead of Bar bar bar bar barbra Ann, you would've thought the title of the song would have given it away - Barbra Ann by the Beach Boys

Dudess

Thought the Morrissey song Every Day Is Like Sunday was Every Day He Tried To Sunbathe.