Gota feeling this might be moved to the travel thread but sure it may contain some AH language

Hostel or Hotel, any preference when travelling and any really good, bad or even unusual experiences?
Still Hostelling in my 30's, not really into the 5* home comfort ****.
Worst thing about hostelling of course is people coming in all hrs of the morning in a 10 bed dorm or having your room situated right over the local Copper Face Jacks. Remember a tramp staying in the same dorm as me in Toronto, never forget the smell of the place.