People's Position Paper for Ireland
In response to the IMF's "position paper" for Ireland which fails to punish those responsible for this financial mess and essentially extends a middle finger at the poor, I present a People's Position Paper for Ireland:
1) Raise the corporate tax; this will help sort out which companies were just going to screw us later when enough eastern Europeans learn English and those who believe in Ireland
2) Introduce a temporary 94% income tax for all income above €1,000,000 until the bailout is paid off
3) €50,000 departure tax for all private jets from any airport (get Northern Irish government to agree)
4) Equal parental leave laws for fathers will enable women to re-enter workforce
5) Convert all consumer banking to credit unions
6) Develop cooperative projects with Spanish and British counterparts
7) Rip up the Shell contract and use revenue towards bailout repayment
8) Convert 300,000 properties into public housing cooperatives and worker cooperative facilities; liberalize squatting laws
9) Build non-profit island-wide wifi/VOIP network to lower communication costs for small business and eliminate communication costs for students; existing telecoms can focus on corporate business services; employees will be brought into new network
10) Massive public works project to upgrade and build new rail lines, borrowed against future petrol/diesel savings and carbon credits by not having so many trucks on the road
11) Expand County Clare wind cooperative project to all counties with enough wind potential and eliminate their fossil fuel emissions
12) Place social responsibility tariff on all imported goods to promote local, union production
13) Remove higher-level registration fee for all students below income threshold
14) Nationalize all private hospitals and offer equal care to all citizens (which would include firing Mary Harney)
15) Merge all cross-border telecommunications and set-up local cross-border currency that operates outside of Euro & Pound
16) Revoke citizenship for any rich Irish person (or rock superband) who moved their taxes off-shore unless they move back
17) Develop versions of Peace Corps, Americorps, Civilian Conversation Corps for social welfare recipients
18) Tax and legalize marijuana for non-profit cooperative production for personal and medical use; will reduce prison and policing costs and raise revenue
19) What would you add?