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Do You Shush Cinema Ruffians?

ShearerGeordie

Simple enough question, do you shush people in the cinema?

To me, it makes you seem like an absolute douche when you tell others to be quiet in the cinema, regardless of how loud they are.

Of course, it is equally rude to be making unnecessary noise in the cinema.

Double-edged sword eh? So, do you shush people in the cinema?

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admiralofthefleet

yeah, i blast them with piss

alwaysadub

No.

I might throw them a dirty look though if they are really annoying me!

starbelgrade

I don't go to the cinema coz they won't let me smoke there.

El_Dangeroso

From Seinfeld:

JERRY: I have to say. Those people talking behind us really ruined that movie for me.

VANESSA: Why didn't you do something?

JERRY: What do you want me to do? I have the guy the half-turn. Then I have him the full-turn with the eye roll! I mean, beyond that, I'm risking a punch in the mouth..

Absurdum

WITH MY FIST

KeithM89_old

No - i loudly yell "shut the fcuk up!!". - usually works

Dyr

I carry to a long silk scarf with which I silently strangulate them from behind, no point in adding more distraction for the rest of the audience

Cantona's Collars

Oh yeah! The threath of violence usually works.I pay my money and am willing to get my moneys worth be it on screen or off.:D
Emo kids are the worst offenders-if you think you're too cool to watch a movie then get the fcuk outa the cinema and talk nonsense outside.Even the travellers stopped phoning each other in the cinema to be replaced by moping floppy haired idiots.

Ectoplasm

Yep. If I've paid to see a movie, I care more about actually seeing and hearing it than whether any of the total strangers there think I'm 'a douche' for telling someone to shut it.

I completely lost it once with two girls who had repeatedly been asked to keep it down. I basically just screamed at them to STFU. It worked quite nicely. Others in the cinema seemed to appreciate it too as I received a round of applause.

Chuchoter

I am fairly vicious in cinemas. I shush people and then I have them thrown out if they won't stop. The cinema is too expensive for people to be messing through it. Boys between like 11 and 16 are the absolute worst.

[Deleted User]

I used to work in the Omniplex years ago and we used to go into the screens a few mins after films started to shush people. Shining a torch in someone's face so everyone in the cinema can see who it is, is a surprisingly effective way of shushing people.

I was in Ironman 2 when that came out and 2 twits wouldnt shut up so I walked up the back and came back in with the torch turned on, on my phone and told them there'd been complaints and to keep quiet or get out

worked a treat!

Mr. Manager

starbelgrade wrote: »

I don't go to the cinema coz they won't let me smoke there.

Go hang out under bus shelters. I hear people love that

Randy Shafter

Yep. Went to see Iron Man 2 a while ago with the missus. Young lads in the row behind kept kicking the backs of the chairs. Turned around and just said 'stop kicking the fcuking chairs'. That did the trick.

cml387

Randy Shafter wrote: »

Yep. Went to see Iron Man 2 a while ago with the missus. Young lads in the row behind kept kicking the backs of the chairs. Turned around and just said 'stop kicking the fcuking chairs'. That did the trick.

Oh you silken tounged scamp.

Randy Shafter

cml387 wrote: »

Oh you silken tounged scamp.

Hey, when i go to the cinema i want to enjoy the film. I dont want to be distracted by eejits.

TeddyTedson

Never shushed anyone, would feel like too much of an arse doing it. But I had people kicking my chair before and had to put a stop to it.

[Deleted User]

I kinda remain quiet, anger builds up and boom - shut the **** up will ya'?!

That usually shuts them up for a while but then I don't wanna seem like the yob saying it repeatedly. But there goes the shítty service provided by cinema staff.

JerryHandbag

alwaysadub wrote: »

No.

I might throw them a dirty look though if they are really annoying me!

Yeah thats what I do too, give them the stink eye. **** all good it does in the dark though

Ghandee

Randy Shafter wrote: »

Yep. Went to see Iron Man 2 a while ago with the missus. Young lads in the row behind kept kicking the backs of the chairs. Turned around and just said 'stop kicking the fcuking chairs'. That did the trick.

No it didn't!

We just ignored ya, ya big girls blouse!

jaffa20

I don't go to the cinema. Everything is online these days. Prefer the comfort of my own home and it's cheap!

fonecrusher1

Absurdum wrote: »

WITH MY FIST

Thats pretty kinky.

karlog

I usually just shout out

'HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE THEATRE!!!!'

johnn

Best case of this was when I went to see that Mel Gibson movie "Signs" years ago in Santry. Some Gurrier's phone starts rining and already the :rolleyes:ing is starting, we assume he is going to take it out and turn it off but no he ANSWERS IT!

"HELLLLLO......AT T'CINEMA........SIGNS............ITS SHIT."

To be fair to him that was the most entertaining thing about that trip to the cinema :cool:

TheUsual

What's a Ruffian ??? Is that someone from Ruffia ?
Thats a bit racist no ?

garancafan

Haven't been to the cinema in 30 years because of the louts.

flyton5

I find the trick that works the best is to complain to the manager or whoever you can get to listen to you. They rarely throw them out so at the end of the film I seek out said manager and demand complimentary tickets for the inconvenience. Actually it hasn't worked yet...it doesn't work at all. Never mind "best".

Sticky_Fingers

johnn wrote: »

Best case of this was when I went to see that Bruce Willis movie "Signs" years ago in Santry. Some Gurrier's phone starts rining and already the :rolleyes:ing is starting, we assume he is going to take it out and turn it off but no he ANSWERS IT!

The Mel Gibson one was also rubbish...:cool:

johnn

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

The Mel Gibson one was also rubbish...:cool:

No need to doctor my posts bro

JerryHandbag

TheUsual wrote: »

What's a Ruffian ??? Is that someone from Ruffia ?
Thats a bit racist no ?

I think its a Russian with a lisp

Biggins

Yes, I do.