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Taoiseach will make a statement to the Dáil on the economy at 5pm

JONJO THE MISER

Goodbye Ireland, can the last person to leave, please turn off the lights....THANKS.

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dagdha

This is what I think:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YW3wgRvyI

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Meh, we were gonna have a restrictive 4 year plan anyway soI don't know if this will make a huge amount of difference. The Europeans are just pushing it for stability with is understandable

Main possible disadvantage : That they want us to adjust our corporation tax as a condition of the bailout , which we should pointblank refuse

Main possible advantage : We might find out what happened on the evening of the bank guarantee where our government decided not to take any of the advice it was given

zuroph

maybe its to announce our "national check down the back of the couch for change initiative".

kippy

Osgoodisgood wrote: »

no mortgage huh?

I've a mortgage alright, I dont know how a bailout will be any different to what the government had planned already in that respect to be honest.

abouttobebanned

The rent's too damn high.

Donal Og O Baelach

We're taking the bailout!!!

We're NOT taking the bailout!!!

We're taking HALF a bailout!!!

We're pulling out of the Euro!!!

He's calling an election!!!

He's going to sing a Duet with Mary Byrne on X-Factor next week!!!

kippy

Test For Echo wrote: »

How about 200billion quid then?

Again, thats not really the same thing.......and I dont get the relevance of that.

token56

I dont think its going be anything that serious, maybe more cheese?

2qk4u

Him and Harney finally announcing that they are going to weight watchers in a last ditch effort to safe the economy buy reducing their beer and kebab expenses.

Setun

Slave, thou hast slain me: villain, take my purse:
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body;
And give the letters thou find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester, seek him out
Among the British party: O, untimely death.

Dunjohn

Everybody stop panicking, it's probably nothing to do with the economy. Maybe he's discovered an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood.

who the fug

super_furry wrote: »

Can we not just have the Brits back? We've proven we can't run our own affairs but it would be better to have a country were we have more in common with culturaly like England than someone like Germany running the state.

There's even a nice wedding coming up now, it'd be great to have a street party for it.

Feck off, we don't want you back, neither do we want the six counties :cool:

mike65

[inserts downfall parody video here]

JONJO THE MISER

4 TV crews are on Grafton street at the moment.

RayM

"Don't panic!"

Duggy747

Dunjohn wrote: »

Everybody stop panicking, it's probably nothing to do with the economy. Maybe he's discovered an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood.

The fùck is Harney doing up there? More travelling expenses wasted I tells ya!!

syklops

Dunjohn wrote: »

Everybody stop panicking, it's probably nothing to do with the economy. Maybe he's discovered an exceptional object in our cosmic neighbourhood.

I heard he intends to announce his engagement to Kate Middleton.

That'll show the BBC!

bullpost

Its good news at last.

Compulsory Irish to be abolished in our schools.

However compulsory German will be introduced

Mr McBoatface

IMO It will go something like this :-

Hi Folks ,

Remember when I said we had enough money to last the nation until the middle of next year .... well it was a big fat lie. We are actually broke right now, the good news is the EU believed that line of crap I spun.

They asked us for the good of the EU and the Euro to take a bailout and I played the bluff card and it worked. Fearing the Euro would collapse they gave into some of our key demands - we got a loan to cover our debt at a rate of 5% which is much less than what we would have got off the markets and our CT remains untouched.

Nobody pulls a con like FF

Ohhh sh*t did I say that out loud ???

fontanalis

bullpost wrote: »

Its good news at last.

Compulsory Irish to be abolished in our schools.

However compulsory German will be introduced

Compulsory basic maths would be a start!

mike65

http://www.rte.ie/live/

BeeDI

"And still they gazed, and still the wonder grew,
that one small head could carry all he knew"

From Goldsmith's "The deserted village" how ironic is that :eek:

LowOdour

i have it on good authority that he will be unveiling the new Discover Ireland advertisment...which will contain a picture of Angela Merkel straddling mr.cowen in leather chaps while he munches down on a bratwurst

optogirl

jester77 wrote: »

He's going to call a general election and step down as Taoiseach

Dare we hope?

Absurdum

going forward, *insert same meaningless ****e that he's been spouting for the last 2 years*, in the context of *more of the same ****e*, current climate, *more ****e*

repeat until we're too bored to listen anymore

$Photo of DonkeyStyle \o/$ DonkeyStyle \o/

He's going to announce a new quango in charge of locating and taxing the leprechaun community and their many pots of gold.

beagle001

Deal has been done in Brussels according to financial times and corpo tax is on the agenda with 90 billion bailout.
That's what he is announcing

glossy

jester77 wrote: »

He's going to call a general election and step down as Taoiseach

lets blinky hope so

[Deleted User]

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Come back come back i stole all his supplies before you shot him.

*looks back & shoots indiscriminately at the shoreline*

*looks forward and sees......this:

We cant even escape the island!!

Highly Salami

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Goodbye Ireland, can the last person to leave, please turn off the lights....THANKS.

NO!

YOU turn them off!