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Things that yuppies like (alternative to skangers & culchies list)

Reloc8

It was only a matter of time.

1. Pretend everything is fine even though they're bankrupt.

2. Actually go to court and become bankrupt.

3. Tell people they'd never think of selling the house but try and put in 'on the market quietly'.

4. Object to planning permission applications near them.

5. I mean, loike, roight, omg, fair play man, etc. etc. etc.

6. Pay lots of money for mongrels (designer cross-breeds)

7. Use Dublin Bikes.

8. Pretend they didn't vote for Fianna Fail last time out.

9. Pretend they're voting for Labour this time out.

10. Private schools.

11. Rugger.

12. Hockey.

13. Not having children until they're 38.

14. Marlboro Lights.

15. Heineken.

16. Audi TT's.

...etc. etc.

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Dardania

cling, by their manicured fingernails, to the belief that they're superior to the masses

and make lists

Barna77

Themselves :rolleyes:

El Weirdo

Reloc8 wrote: »

It was only a matter of time.

Was it? Really?

knird evol

OMG, Yah, totally.

SEPT 23 1989

Filofaxes and Thatcher

orourkeda

frothy cappucino and BLT

Superbus

But what does everyone who isn't a skanger, culchie or yuppie like?

smokedeels

the coronas and using people's full name during informal conversation with mutual friends.

Guill

Heroin...:D

CorkMan

What is a yuppie?

stovelid

Wearing tracksuit bottoms, sports tops and hoodies in Dundrum Town Centre.

Laughing at the working class for wearing tracksuit bottoms, sports tops and hoodies in The Square.

smokedeels

Superbus wrote: »

But what does everyone who isn't a skanger, culchie or yuppie like?

south park, oral sex and pizza.

Cantona's Collars

Drive 4x4's in town to drop the kids the 200 yards to school.Do the shopping while drinking coffee (as opposed to shoplifting while drinking dutch gold).
Shop in Lidl because they can't afford to shop anywhere else anymore.

Btwndeyes

Superbus wrote: »

But what does everyone who isn't a skanger, culchie or yuppie like?

cutting their wrists open vertically.

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wine tasting holidays
farmers markets
pretentious dinner parties
paying a fortune for old tatt because it came from a certain shop
voting for the greens

Superbus

smokedeels wrote: »

south park, oral sex and pizza.

And stereotyping, evidently.

Guill

Living in a worthless (now) shoe box apartment laughing at culchies who live in a kip!:rolleyes:

Reloc8

Superbus wrote: »

And stereotyping, evidently.

Commas.

Superbus

Reloc8 wrote: »

Commas.

Love 'em. Nothing better than a nice comma.

Apart from a craftily placed apostrophe, possibly.

Tom1991

urban outfitters

starbelgrade

1. Calling Blackrock, "The Rock" & thinking that makes it cool.

2. Having sexual fantasies about Brian O'Driscoll & Paul O'Connell getting it on in the shower.

3. Ryan Tubridy.

4. Paying €5 for warm milk with a hint of coffee in it.

5. Heino.

6. Orange women in Ugg boots, called Soircha.

WolfForager

VW golfs.

Apple Inc.

fonecrusher1

Let on that they're very proper & well to do but snort coke every time they go to the bathroom.

Drive around like maniacs in giant SUV's with one child in the back. Cause OMG like they totally feel safer in them right.

Wear rugby shirts even though they've never even been to a rugby game but consder themselves longtime 'rugby people'.

Buy their children ridiculously expensive presents which inevitably contributes to them becoming spoiled cynical monsters by the time they hit sixteen & then wonder why they turned out that way.

Lots of beige & pastel coloured clothes. V necks & chinos.

Very expensive & fast cars that they can't really drive properly.

barochoc

Sounds like the average person during the "Celtic Tiger" years to me guys.

Too many people sold out & pretended to be something they're not.... & we all know plenty of them

Ruu_Old

Making up names for their houses (Cherryville Manor or the like.

)

Qualitymark

Calling their children Irish names and then mispronouncing them:

Sorcha (correctly pronounced surrakha) - Sore-ka
Caitlin (correctly pronounced catleen) - Kate-lin
Saoirse (correctly pronounced seersha) - Shore-sha
etc

silverspoon

Is this just a thinly-veiled disguise for a list about D4s?

kuntboy

Laugh at upwardly mobile skangers pathetic attempts to emulate their accent.
Laugh at skangers pathetic attempts to put them down
Laugh at skangers who say "derz no such ting as de wurkin claz! Oi iz just as good as dem poshies ind oi iz goin to show dem who iz de bossman now, weeerrrrrrr!!!"
Revel in their inherent superiority over deformed skanger subhuman mutants.

Social Disorder

Wear inches of make up, paint themselves orange and dye their hair blonde. All covered in a tracksuit with "Juicy" on the bum and ugg boots.

And thats just the guys

pebbles21

Pink jumpers draped around their ralph lauren shirts