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Embarrassing things you have done in front of a girl/guy you like

fakearms123

Okay so before I started going out with my girlfriend there was a really embarrassing moment, we were all out drinking one night and at the time I liked her. So we had just left one bar and a group of us were moving on to the next one when I really needed to piss somewhere, I pretended that I needed to go off and make a phone call (i knew there was a toilet in the next bar but i couldnt wait, i was bursting so you gotta go when you gotta go) I went off down a lane pretending to be on the phone, whipped it out (my penis that is) and started pissing when suddenly the group of girls come around the corner calling me, I dont know why i did this but I panicked so I popped my d*ck back in my pants mid stream, flicked out the phone and pretended to end the call. I was still pissing while calling back to them, "hey, cool Ill be there in a second"... (to self) "oh jesus christ you idiot you just soaked your thighs and bell end in urine".

I put my jacket in front of the stain on my pants so that none of the girls or lads would see that I just pissed myself, especially not the girl i liked (now girlfriend haha how that happened ill never know), got to the bar/club and I had felt the piss kind of dry up by then so I said id get up and dance, on the dancefloor one of the girls says "does anyone get that awful smell of piss" I quickly responded "its these smelly pissy teenagers here" and pointed at a group, this was my queue to leave the club slowly and unnoticed. Really embarrassing but no one found out thank god!

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jibblybitsy

thinking of it now, i mentioned to my 'friends' that a girl in grinds was hot. some days after that i was caught looking across at her bewbs and she was crying when she left class. i didnt mean to upset you that much sozly

HorsesNHarleys

Mackman wrote: »

I was on a first date with this girl, we were in our teens, and i wasnt exactly Cassanova with the ladies. Anyway, we went to the cinema to see "Monster's Ball". I dunno who picked that one, but when the sex scene came on, we didnt know where to look. it went on for ages!! like a flippin porno!
then to make things worse, i decided to make the arm over the shoulder move, but i was nervous, and did it too quickly, and ended up elbowing her in the forhead

ended up going out for 3 years though

Ouch!!...well you must have done something right if you went for 3 yrs after.:)

The ushers at the Theaters don't care too much for me, cause I make a mess sometimes. I was on a date at the movie theater one time and part way through the movie I had to go to the bathroom. It's so damn dark in those places you can hardly see your way out and back in again. When I got back, I sat down in my seat, got all comfy, snuggled up and asked what I missed. A strange voice said "If you'll tell me what part you saw up to I'll fill you in on what you missed". I jumped damn near 3 feet in the air and out of the seat I flew, looking around completely bewildered when I saw my date 4 rows back almost falling out of his seat from laughing and everybody else behind me started laughing too. I thought I was gonna die from sheer embarrassment. The folks in the front of theater couldn't figure out why everybody in the back was laughing, especially since it was horror movie.

Ever since then I get a cup of popcorn and if I have to get up to go out, I leave a little trail of popcorn so I can find my way back to the right row.

Mackman

I was on a first date with this girl, we were in our teens, and i wasnt exactly Cassanova with the ladies. Anyway, we went to the cinema to see "Monster's Ball". I dunno who picked that one, but when the sex scene came on, we didnt know where to look. it went on for ages!! like a flippin porno!
then to make things worse, i decided to make the arm over the shoulder move, but i was nervous, and did it too quickly, and ended up elbowing her in the forhead

ended up going out for 3 years though

me-skywalker

Einstein wrote: »

Would've been more embarrassing if they'd caught him, I would have enjoyed that story :P

no, wouldn't have happened if he just went before he left the pub...

Sorry, have an autopilot attached that automatically translates "i went for a piss down the lane" as "I'm a dirtbag"

Your certianly no Einstein

jimmycrackcorm

I dropped a pint whist chatting to a hot chick and she walked off. Later on that night I met the girl I married so yes, I'm embarrassed that I dropped that pint.

cc-offe

Fizgig Bandicoot wrote: »

I was incredibly honest in my answers. She wasn't being a bitch i'd say..prob didn't think I'd be quite so honest. I was sad at the time-I also felt really stupid! If it happened now, don't think I'd give a shoite!

Haha that's what I thought too, he prob didn't expect me to be nearly as honest either...his eyes must've been like saucers reading it.....I don't think i'd care either if it happened me now but i'm still absolutely mortified for my 14 year old self!! Haha can't believe I found someone else who it happened too

Fizgig Bandicoot

cc-offe wrote: »

God wasn't it horrific when the message came up on screen saying your answers had been sent to the other person:eek: I don't think the guy who sent it to me did it to be mean, I think I was just too truthful in my answers haha , stupid website!

I was incredibly honest in my answers. She wasn't being a bitch i'd say..prob didn't think I'd be quite so honest. I was sad at the time-I also felt really stupid! If it happened now, don't think I'd give a shoite!

chops1990

For all the embarassing stories, this link might cheer ya up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM

doesnt start for about 5 secs tho

cc-offe

Fizgig Bandicoot wrote: »

That happened me too! I was also 14, only it was a girl who sent it to me as a friendship thing. I was mortified, and erased her number and never talked to her again (Was someone I met in Irish college, so luckily didn't have to see her on a daily basis)

God wasn't it horrific when the message came up on screen saying your answers had been sent to the other person:eek: I don't think the guy who sent it to me did it to be mean, I think I was just too truthful in my answers haha , stupid website!

Snowie

When i wasa but 15 I fancied this girl she was pretty...
any way when-ever I was around this girl i turned into a love struck teenager thinking back its really funny and way.. any way I used to call other girls her name in front of her...

Slagging i got....

MitchKoobski

Ran into my old best friend, who I hadn't seen since primary school, in a club a few weeks back. He had since become an artist and specialised in graffiti work. So as we were chattin away I spot two lovely looking ladies on the opposite side of the smoking area. He runs over to them to get us 'in there' and I saunter over to try and play peacekeeper and get the weird drunk friend away from the good looking girls. Turns out they are both polish, and he has told both of them that we are professional graffiti artists who have an exhibition in Cork next weekend. I tried to play along with this, but eventually threw in "I've just moved into a new house. Wanna come see?". Hot girl says "Haha sure. Can we go now?". I stammer "Eh I mean no. Not now it still needs a bit of a clean up. I only moved in today. No visitors." She looks dejected and says "Oh okay, well maybe next weekend before the exhbition? It might take you a while to clean all that." Confidently I respond "Nah it'll be grand. I'll just get some polish guy to do it."
:rolleyes:
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:eek:
"Oh crap! I mean eh...shite....sorry?"
Hot girls walk off in disgust as my friend berates while pissing himself laughing.

Fizgig Bandicoot

cc-offe wrote: »

When I was about 14 I got an email from this quiz website saying that the fella I was texting/flirting with blah blah blah had completed a quiz and entered my email address for them to send me the quiz to check our compatibility, They said all the answers were confidential and I thought it was just a little bit of fun.....

cue answering loads of really embarrassing questions about sex, body, masturbation, emotions......quiz done...click submit and up pops this message saying we hope you don't mind but this has been forwarded to your crush haha isn't that so funny kind of thing:eek::eek::eek:

I was absolutely mortified, I actually thought it was really cruel and I know I was stupid for filling it in but hey I was only 14 and to top it all I was suffering with social anxiety at the time which just made it 4 trillion times worse and I really thought I would die of embarrassment!!

That happened me too! I was also 14, only it was a girl who sent it to me as a friendship thing. I was mortified, and erased her number and never talked to her again (Was someone I met in Irish college, so luckily didn't have to see her on a daily basis)

HorsesNHarleys

Noopti wrote: »

Did he seriously believe that the resturant allowed birds to fly around ****ting on people?

I don't know whether he actually did or not, he was such an uptight guy with no sense of humor, I never went out with him again to find out.

He should consider himself lucky though, at least he stayed dry. Some other friends invited me to their house to have dinner and meet this guy that had just joined their band. My friends have a big fluffy white haired cat called Snowball. They don't have any children so Snowball is spoiled and they let it do what it wants. I don't know how other folks are but I don't let my animals onto the dining table.

We were sitting down at the candle lit table eating dinner when out of nowhere Snowball decides to leap onto the back of my chair and shoulder. It startled me so bad, I sort of shrieked and leaned forward. The cat quickly scatted off onto the table, and as it did, it's tail went through the lit candle and with a poof the thing took off. This all happened so quickly, that I guess it was just a knee jerk reaction, I had grabbed my glass of water and tossed towards the cat to put out it's tail, but she'd taken off a split second before the water came out of my glass and hit their new band member sitting across from me.:eek::eek: I wanted to crawl under the table at that point I was so embarrassed.:o:o

But it all ended well. At least he had a sense of humor about the whole thing. My friends had jumped up to get their cat and make sure it was okay and wasn't smoldering somewhere. After we all sat back down at the table, which sort of looked like a hurricane had hit it, we laughed the rest of the night about it.:D:D:D

Greyfox

Asking a girl out that i liked on her last day in work...I knew I couldn't chicken out so even the fact that her mum was walking her home didn't put me off...it was really funny but it didn't have a happy ending

we'llallhavetea_old

Ush1 wrote: »

Hmm, how can you be so sure??:p

well he wouldn't be near a computer, never mind boards

Ush1

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

hehe.. well you're definitely not the lad anyway

Hmm, how can you be so sure??:p

we'llallhavetea_old

Ush1 wrote: »

Hmm, doggy? Do I know you??:eek:

hehe.. well you're definitely not the lad anyway

Ush1

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i posted this before, here's the full story

Hmm, doggy? Do I know you??:eek:

EL_Loco

was at the cinema with a girl I really liked and the bloody flimsy cardboard popcorn holder ripped at the point where I was holding it. (between index and thumb, weight of the popcorn in it and the small area I was holding it was too much!) anyway, popcorn everywhere. She didn't mind but it was made all the worse because it was our first time out together not with our mutual friends, so it felt more like a date, and i was trying to play it cool

fail!

another time me and a friend met some ladies in a nightclub, they wanted to go to another place around the corner so asked myself and my friend to go with them. So exit the nightclub we did. It had been raining heavily and was still raining a little so we ran across the street, I jumped up on the curb but landed on a metal cellar cover. It was like ice with all the rain and my momentum didn't help matters either. Cue what my friend later described as a slip you would only see in a cartoon, 2 feet straight in the air, landed in a heap. Was up like a shot, but the damage had been done. I dismissed myself back to the 1st nightclub, my friend arrived back a few minutes later saying they couldn't get into the other place. Didn't really care about going in a heap because they were complete strangers, still a bit embarrassing though.

youcancallmeal

mectavba wrote: »

Worst story on this topic I know of doesnt involve me....I heard it about a girl I know...an extremely attractive one at that.

So the story goes, that she had a one night stand with some guy and ended up back in his place. He had to go to work the next morning, so that was grand, he said just let yourself out.

So she got ready to go, but first she needed to take a dump and did so. However, the toilet would not flush whatever log she had left there. For some inexplicable reason, she decided it would not be very ladylike to leave a turd in this guys toilet, so she got a load of tissue paper and took it out and wrapped it in more toilet paper, got her stuff together and left.

Only when she left the house she did not have the turd with her. She realised that she had gone back to the bedroom to get her bag or something and left the turd on this guys bed.

You can only imagine this guys reaction coming home from work to find a turd wrapped in a load of toilet paper sitting in his bed. I imagine it had been there long enough to cause quite the stench!

Urban myth that comes in different variations, still funny though.

cc-offe

ToniTuddle wrote: »

:eek:

Ahhh what happened then did he tell everyone your answers??

Luckily noone ever mentioned it to me but i'm sure he told his male friends, we all hung around together so i'd like to think he would have kept it in the group rather than telling absolutely everyone

I am actually still mortified at the thought of it

:o:)

starlit

Degsy wrote: »

A girl i liked for along time invited me back to her place after a night out..her housemate was in the gaff so we decided to make some cocktails..my speciality was vodka,champagne and orange juice(they had very little orange juice).

Basicly a whole bottle of champagne went into a jug with most of a bottle of vodka,and about three glasses of orange juice to sweeten the brew.
I poured threee glasses and demaned that they down the "cocktail" in one..the housemate did,the girl i liked took one sip and decided it tasted like paint stripper so she went off to do something else whilst the two of us polished off the jug of this crap in about ten minutes.
When she came back into the room,the housemate was trying to sing guns n roses whilst i played air guitar with a broom..she had no idea we'd drank almost all of the jug and as she asked me for somethinng i fell backwards,tripped over the table into the wall,slid down it and remained motionless with a glass of this cocktail splattered over me and every inch of the kitchen.
That was probably the second time in my life i'd been that drunk and there i was trying to make a good impression on this hot girl..

ah your poor thing, getting drunk in front of someone you fancy to impress them is not always the best thing! Can go the opposite!

I have been very fortunate I haven't done anything too embarrassing in front of someone I fancy only in front of friends.

we'llallhavetea_old

mectavba wrote: »

Worst story on this topic I know of doesnt involve me....I heard it about a girl I know...an extremely attractive one at that.

So the story goes, that she had a one night stand with some guy and ended up back in his place. He had to go to work the next morning, so that was grand, he said just let yourself out.

So she got ready to go, but first she needed to take a dump and did so. However, the toilet would not flush whatever log she had left there. For some inexplicable reason, she decided it would not be very ladylike to leave a turd in this guys toilet, so she got a load of tissue paper and took it out and wrapped it in more toilet paper, got her stuff together and left.

Only when she left the house she did not have the turd with her. She realised that she had gone back to the bedroom to get her bag or something and left the turd on this guys bed.

You can only imagine this guys reaction coming home from work to find a turd wrapped in a load of toilet paper sitting in his bed. I imagine it had been there long enough to cause quite the stench!

i've heard this story before... think its an urban myth tbh

Degsy

A girl i liked for along time invited me back to her place after a night out..her housemate was in the gaff so we decided to make some cocktails..my speciality was vodka,champagne and orange juice(they had very little orange juice).

Basicly a whole bottle of champagne went into a jug with most of a bottle of vodka,and about three glasses of orange juice to sweeten the brew.
I poured threee glasses and demaned that they down the "cocktail" in one..the housemate did,the girl i liked took one sip and decided it tasted like paint stripper so she went off to do something else whilst the two of us polished off the jug of this crap in about ten minutes.

When she came back into the room,the housemate was trying to sing guns n roses whilst i played air guitar with a broom..she had no idea we'd drank almost all of the jug and as she asked me for somethinng i fell backwards,tripped over the table into the wall,slid down it and remained motionless with a glass of this cocktail splattered over me and every inch of the kitchen.

That was probably the second time in my life i'd been that drunk and there i was trying to make a good impression on this hot girl..

mectavba

Worst story on this topic I know of doesnt involve me....I heard it about a girl I know...an extremely attractive one at that.

So the story goes, that she had a one night stand with some guy and ended up back in his place. He had to go to work the next morning, so that was grand, he said just let yourself out.

So she got ready to go, but first she needed to take a dump and did so. However, the toilet would not flush whatever log she had left there. For some inexplicable reason, she decided it would not be very ladylike to leave a turd in this guys toilet, so she got a load of tissue paper and took it out and wrapped it in more toilet paper, got her stuff together and left.

Only when she left the house she did not have the turd with her. She realised that she had gone back to the bedroom to get her bag or something and left the turd on this guys bed.

You can only imagine this guys reaction coming home from work to find a turd wrapped in a load of toilet paper sitting in his bed. I imagine it had been there long enough to cause quite the stench!

ToniTuddle

cc-offe wrote: »

When I was about 14 I got an email from this quiz website saying that the fella I was texting/flirting with blah blah blah had completed a quiz and entered my email address for them to send me the quiz to check our compatibility, They said all the answers were confidential and I thought it was just a little bit of fun.....

cue answering loads of really embarrassing questions about sex, body, masturbation, emotions......quiz done...click submit and up pops this message saying we hope you don't mind but this has been forwarded to your crush haha isn't that so funny kind of thing:eek::eek::eek:

I was absolutely mortified, I actually thought it was really cruel and I know I was stupid for filling it in but hey I was only 14 and to top it all I was suffering with social anxiety at the time which just made it 4 trillion times worse and I really thought I would die of embarrassment!!

:eek:

Ahhh what happened then did he tell everyone your answers??

Noopti

HorsesNHarleys wrote: »

I then said as I glanced up, this is a wonderful restaurant, but I just can't believe they let those birds, pretty as they are, fly around freely in here. The look on his face was priceless.:eek: I don't know if he bought it, but every so often, he'd glance around as though he was watching out for those birds.

Did he seriously believe that the resturant allowed birds to fly around ****ting on people?

cc-offe

When I was about 14 I got an email from this quiz website saying that the fella I was texting/flirting with blah blah blah had completed a quiz and entered my email address for them to send me the quiz to check our compatibility, They said all the answers were confidential and I thought it was just a little bit of fun.....

cue answering loads of really embarrassing questions about sex, body, masturbation, emotions......quiz done...click submit and up pops this message saying we hope you don't mind but this has been forwarded to your crush haha isn't that so funny kind of thing:eek::eek::eek:

I was absolutely mortified, I actually thought it was really cruel and I know I was stupid for filling it in but hey I was only 14 and to top it all I was suffering with social anxiety at the time which just made it 4 trillion times worse and I really thought I would die of embarrassment!!

Mint Sauce

i started talking

ToniTuddle

Only the usual tripping/stumbling a bit. I've been pretty lucky then so! :pac: