St._Andalou wrote: » He kind of looked like an uglier version of Ross Kemp.
The-Rigger wrote: » Phil Mitchell.
MrStuffins wrote: » I was once in the local chipper on my own on a Saturday evening. A big group of drunken guys were both inside and outside the chipper and one of them, for no reason i can possibly imagine, said to me randomly "What are you looking at?" (that clownish bloody question). Now, i'm 6ft and kinda stocky, so its not as if i'm used to being picked on! My first thought was just sheer confusion. I gave him an intelligent answer, to which his reply was "Are you getting smart?" At this point i'm thinking "If i hit him now, he can't hit me from his back and his lights turned out" both out of self preservation and anger! But i didn't, i realised that if i did that i would get my head smashed in by all his mates. As much as it killed me not to hit the guy, and as much as it hurt my fragile ego to get clowned like that in public, the logical part of my brain told me to walk away. I'm really glad i did, but for ages afterwards the macho part of my brain was SO angry that i never did anything, but the logical part knows that someone else will give him the kicking i couldn't when he gets too smart for his own good and hasn't got his mates with him.
The-Rigger wrote: » Well at least he had the decency to be Irish, and drunk.
MrStuffins wrote: » Oh didn't i mention that he was ......whatever the current fashionable immigrant to slate..... was? Bloody...... Apache Indians!
Pdfile wrote: » you know all these wolly bullys just need a good hammering, give it to them, for every tough guy, theirs an even tougher one... if its not you but you still give him a good go, he'll get up and shake your hand, if not...
Pdfile wrote: » so... basically you and the OP bottled it ??
The-Rigger wrote: » If you rise to every person who is an arsehole, you could be in a row every week. Let's not forget that people can die in such incidents, a punch or a fall on the head and it can be curtains.
Pdfile wrote: » Its more dangerous to back down with your tail between your legs then it is to stand your ground.
Pdfile wrote: » doesn't matter who you are... i was in a certin bar/club in temple bar and 4 lads jumped me cause my mate ( who got thrown out an hour previous ) felt one of the lads naughty parts. Tbh, life goes on; i knocked them out, they didn't call the gardi or ive yet to recieve the call... unlucky fella is all ill say
MrStuffins wrote: » He didn't slap me with a glove and challenge me to f*cking duel!
MrStuffins wrote: » Well, apparently not for your opponents, because according to a previous post of yours........... Who are you? Steven f*cking Seagal? I heard a story about a guy knocking out 4 guys in a fight once..... when i was in f*cking Primary School! Get a hold of yourself there Rambo!
Pdfile wrote: » no, im not steven Seagal, i just listened when my daddy said " back down and they'll press the offencive, a scars a scab, slaggings last longer "
@MrStuffins to answer your question once and for all - no im not steven seagal, but im a part of a dying bread. Im a man.
Pdfile wrote: » no im not steven seagal, but im a part of a dying bread. Im a man.
Pdfile wrote: » ......@MrStuffins to answer your question once and for all - no im not steven seagal, but im a part of a dying bread. Im a very insecure man, and i feel the need prove my manliness by fighting people
MrStuffins wrote: » Your dad's an idiot!
Doc wrote: » My dad would beat both your dads in a fight!
MrStuffins wrote: » One of my dads trained Jean Claude Van Damme for one of his movies and my other dad is He-Man, Master of the Universe!
Doc wrote: » So You're dads gay?
The-Rigger wrote: » If you rise to every person who is an arsehole, you could be in a row every week. you become an arsehole
St._Andalou wrote: » I was out walking recently in Dublin city centre just after dark. I was on the phone to a friend, just chatting about random crap. I stopped at the pavement, waiting for the cars to stop so I could cross. There were two people standing right beside me. One of them was really loud, shouting things at random people. It was a really narrow road and one of the cars that was coming along swerved randomly and came a little too close to the pavemeny for comfort. I joked with my friend that I nearly got run over. Suddenly one of the people who was standing beside me (the loud one) turns and says, "What the f**k did you say?" He was average height, but kind of massive, and had a shaved head. He had one of those irritating Cockney English accents, someone who thinks of himself as a real "geezah". He kind of looked like an uglier version of Ross Kemp. He said, "What the f**k did you say?" a couple more times. I just replied I wasn't talking to you. He started firing insults, and when I crossed the road he just said, "Yeah, keep walking". He had an Irish guy with him who laughed very theatrically but it was obvious he was uncomfortable. I'm more angry with myself for not shouting something back, but he could easily have kicked the crap into me. I'm normally a calm person but I just wanted to shout every type of anti-English insult at him that I could muster. He really was the worst breed of Englishman -- the loud, shaved headed, thinks he tough, east-end London type of idiot. What possible sort of pleasure can be got from picking on random people on the street for no reason whatsoever? He wasn't even drunk. Anyway, why don't we share stories of encounters that bugged us? It's always better to vent.
St._Andalou wrote: » kicked the crap into me
Pdfile wrote: » no, im not steven Seagal, i just listened when my daddy said " back down and they'll press the offencive, a scars a scab, slaggings last longer " the only time i did back down ive yet to live it down and being 6'2 and an adverage build you'd think im mike tyson... but i dont need to be, you wouldn't believe the amount of 1-3 punch knockouts i handed down and to tbh ive been handed myself, theirs two sides to a coin as we all know, i prefare the shiney side. my best mates a big fat rubgy head, the typical biggest guy in the room, every hard mans target and he Always backs down not outha manners, but he just simpley doesn't like fighting and Cannot go out without someone calling him a varitiy of names; all degrading - i refuse to have my life like that. i only wish i got into that MMA/UFC craic before it got ruined by all the wannabe's ( you know the type... 8-10 lessons, taking onthe world... finish the career they never even had on a 0-1 basis ) BOT: im out most fridays and saturdays and though towns Alot quieter then it used to be, theirs still the odd fight. im happy enough to sit back and watch as boys tear the heads off each other for whatever reason ( and girls for that matter.... Meeeeeeeow ) and its not even the fact that it well and throughly makes you look like an eejit, but that a fair few people a carrying shanks and all sorts of weaponry, let alone glass bottles and such. ive always been a strong believer in the Straightener way of life.... if two people are gonna fight, let them have at it, but even that can neevr happen as one sides mates get involved, then the others then its all holy murder, which is the sadest part, everyone goes out to have a good time, not to have lumps kicked outha ya by some angry gardi cause you disroupted his 2 hour lunch break at the station.@MrStuffins to answer your question once and for all - no im not steven seagal, but im a part of a dying bread. Im a man.
