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Help! My lodger is a conspiracy nut.

Terry

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

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SadieSue

How do you know he's not a lizard person.

TheZohanS

Terry wrote: »

What the **** do you do with these people?

Tell him to join boards and head over to the Conspiracy Theories forum.

....and put a lock on your bedroom door....

yuloni

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DarkJager

Terry wrote: »

Within the space of 5 minutes, he told me that Princess Diana was assasinated, tower 7 was demolished, there were no passengers on the 9-11 flights (apparently because no bodies were found and because bodies were found on the crashed Concorde), that the Bilderberg group rule the world by worshipping a lizard or something and that the Jews run the world (He's part Jewish).

What the **** do you do with these people?

Before anyone tells me to throw him out, he has nowhere else to go and I feel sorry for him.

I hear if you admit someone to a secure pyschiatric unit you get a free toaster. And toast is so much better to have in a house than a deluded saddo.

P.S: The Meath handball was actually caused by a tiny jewish lizard running across the pitch.

storm2811

Dress up as a lizard,walk into his room in the middle of the night and scare the shite outta him.

Edit: Beaten to it,feck.

SuperSean11

Tell him your one of the lizard people sent to recruit him

yoshytoshy

Tell him the neighbours have recently discovered high levels of radon gas in the area.

mrDerek

start acting supiciously when the news comes on about unexplained murders or something.

alwaysadub

Make a tin foil hat and rock back and forth muttering to yourself bout how they're coming to get you.

He'll feel more at home then

Asok

Go get a lizard suit and kick in his door at 3am!

Biggins

Tell him your really doing undercover work for Russia and does he know any more secrets!
You think the CIA is on to you - you need to gather more just before you run!
See will that shut him up!

Lone Stone

all true !!
welcome to reality :P

ps: i am a lizzard man

i.need.a.job

make up some conspiracies of your own