Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Yeh was wondering who it was in the background must have been his mate.
Paul gascoine came on saying he was his friend also and that he wanted to talk to em, he sounded sh1tfaced haha

swiftblade

Apperently he was bringing him food. :rolleyes:

"Hey, want a curry chip and a pint of bitter"?

The police said maybe he can relate to him.....

Stercus Accidit

A pumped up english robo chav who's blown a fuse and shot someone cos his lady split with a proper man and he did his fruit in over it and dropped his bundle. Meanwhile the UK cops are disappearing up their own butts trawling endless CCTV's and are lost on it. If he's pre planned this he could well be in Mexico or somewhere by now or Peru. But he's just a semi urban parklands type camper. He wouldnt survive there like he's done in UK where he can just headbutt shopkeepers and raid the joints. He'd get hauled in by a mad tribe in somewhere like Paraguay and cooked on a spit roast at a party. They'd feed his gnads to a wild boar as a symbolic ritual exorcism. No sh!t.

Rogue-Trooper

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to
grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when England
win the world cup."

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich..

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That
will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket
and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'
says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared
and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had
to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the
right amount of money would always be there....'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there,' says the man..

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a
tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.

Holland to win tonight!
Who do yous think will win ?

yea,i think holland too,and it just so happens its my team in work...
c'mon holland:D

Have family in holland and got a text from them earlier
"Eating dinner now and the shaking has started" :P

ya know,3rd times the charm,enjoy

MerryDespot

Sister got wed in Spain on Friday and I've just arrived back. Flying in on Wednesday night (at the same time as the match) I was wondering whether or not Spain had done it - then I saw fireworks going off in the distance. Question answered!

I wish I'd been able to extend my stay by a day for this - I think Spain will do it.

hey damo,for thier dinner.
did they have octopus soup for starters?lol

Might be me being stupid but i dont getcha ? :P

the octopus picked spain to win

Oh haha
Seen that on the news yesterday and the bird doing it aswell :P

the bird and the monkey picked holland:D

how in the name in **** is that fella still on the pitch after that walla boot he gave alonso

cos he sorted the ref with an oz:p

http://clamnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/The-Joe-Duffy-Soundboard.swf

dirrrty camooooligan

MerryDespot

T4RGET

Holland didn't win:( noooo!!!! we were playing very dirty but I blame the portugal match for that a few years back...

Witcher

moggser wrote: »

how in the name in **** is that fella still on the pitch after that walla boot he gave alonso

Flying kick to the chest lol

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Ayrtonf7

That fight match was dirtier than my boots after a skirmish in the mudd >.<

Props to holland though, after spain put one at the back of the net...I wouldve resorted too 2-footing

gerrowadat

gungun

this
is
AWESOME!:D

Anyone know where one could get glowsticks, like these ones:

you could try here

:):)