The Grapevine (OFF TOPIC CHAT)

maameeo wrote: »

on the plus, youll never be sick again

cos I am going to die --_--

good first cooking effort though

anothernight wrote: »

I'm still paying for that It's not like I knew what I was doing!

Why call back when you can marry her on the spot?

Ok, I need to picture this so I need details. How many brothers do you have? Any sisters? What position are you in the ranking of awesomeness? (1 being younger and therefore most awesome. Subsequent numbers equal older and lamer)

Listen to maameeo. She obviously knows what she's talking about. (How do you even pronounce that?)

oh you knew, pretty sure you are a bit evil.
I have three brothers and a sister.
bro 34 sis 29 me 24 bro 22 bro 21. So I'm a 3!
up til last week it was 23 22 21, we get that 1 year thing for half a year and it's more obvious then that our parents were rabbits...like pregnant for 3 years in a row! It would usually be me vs two younger bros in a battle royale.

you just have one sibling yes?

mah-me-oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XqNm-FU8uU

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

oh you knew, pretty sure you are a bit evil.
I have three brothers and a sister.
bro 34 sis 29 me 24 bro 22 bro 21. So I'm a 3!
up til last week it was 23 22 21, we get that 1 year thing for half a year and it's more obvious then that our parents were rabbits...like pregnant for 3 years in a row! It would usually be me vs two younger bros in a battle royale.

you just have one sibling yes?

mah-me-oh

Why would you think I'm evil?! Kitty is sad

Ugh 5. When I moved to Ireland I was shocked at the amount of pregnant women I saw (in Spain it's a very very rare sight). When I started school it was worse, as I learned that a lot of the girls had 2-4 siblings.
Thanks for preventing me from saying that your parents were busy.

Yeah I only have my sis. Thank God my parents hate each other too much to have more than 2 accidents!!! Though it is true that my sister was born exactly 9 months after they got married. Silly mum.

I make kitty happy /scoop
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7819843.stm

I rarely see pregnant women, but then again I check put my feet a lot.
didnt seem to stop you

lol! some consumation of the marriage there. 'oh well, sure whats the worst that can happen' I try not to be silly any more >_>

AWWWWW!!!!! As creepy as that weather man is, the cat is sooo cute!!! ^__^

LMAO

anothernight wrote: »

Ok, I need to picture this so I need details. How many brothers do you have? Any sisters? What position are you in the ranking of awesomeness? (1 being younger and therefore most awesome. Subsequent numbers equal older and lamer)

Hey, everyone knows oldest is bestest!

When my sister was new I used to push her behind the couch in her baby seat before I went to bed, apparently on more than one occasion my parents put me to bed, went to bed themselves and then one of them would realise "crap! the other kid!" and have to get up and go get her. I imagine it was like that "KEVIN!" moment on the plane in Home Alone

anothernight wrote: »

AWWWWW!!!!! As creepy as that weather man is, the cat is sooo cute!!! ^__^

LMAO

it was deadly that he jsut picked it up and finished though, awwww.

thought you might enjoy that :P

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Hey, everyone knows oldest is bestest!

When my sister was new I used to push her behind the couch in her baby seat before I went to bed, apparently on more than one occasion my parents put me to bed, went to bed themselves and then one of them would realise "crap! the other kid!" and have to get up and go get her. I imagine it was like that "KEVIN!" moment on the plane in Home Alone

middle is best! I get protected, I protect people, I <amazing things here> /lazy
lol at your parents doing that, sounds like me..but no home and away references ye r Im telling danny about the 40%

my bro just asked me would I meet him and his new gf(in the form of 'where is my text back you bollocks', as I never replied), I have to judge her lol. but wahey, he got me 3 tshirts for my bday, lets see the new sexist slogans I'll be wearing!

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote:

Hey, everyone knows oldest is bestest!

When my sister was new I used to push her behind the couch in her baby seat before I went to bed, apparently on more than one occasion my parents put me to bed, went to bed themselves and then one of them would realise "crap! the other kid!" and have to get up and go get her. I imagine it was like that "KEVIN!" moment on the plane in Home Alone

Hahahahaha
I'm so gonna refer to my sister's future kids as "when they were new".

Older are worse because they're approaching their expiry date. Just ask Tar how he likes his girls

Also younger siblings are updated versions. It's like the choice between an old computer and a newer, cooler one. Like having a trackpad with a button, and having a multitouch trackpad.
(Dec, if you're reading this, you're the exception)

I didn't know you were that evil!! Poor baby

also sister trouble, mine dropped me on my face when I was a baby, on a main road, blood everywhere, so I have a little harry potter scar middle of my forehead :mad:

I loved the 'new' remark as well.
as if she needs to ask how I like girls, she has to punch me like nobodies business.

That explains a lot of things

anothernight wrote: »

That explains a lot of things

:mad:

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

it was deadly that he jsut picked it up and finished though, awwww.

thought you might enjoy that :P

middle is best! I get protected, I protect people, I <amazing things here> /lazy
lol at your parents doing that, sounds like me..but no home and away references ye r Im telling danny about the 40%

my bro just asked me would I meet him and his new gf(in the form of 'where is my text back you bollocks', as I never replied), I have to judge her lol. but wahey, he got me 3 tshirts for my bday, lets see the new sexist slogans I'll be wearing!

Ooh I love that vetting of siblings' other halves, mister sister has been on the scene for years now though so haven't had a chance lately. You keep your mouth shut about that 40%!

anothernight wrote: »

Hahahahaha
I'm so gonna refer to my sister's future kids as "when they were new".

Older are worse because they're approaching their expiry date. Just ask Tar how he likes his girls
Also younger siblings are updated versions. It's like the choice between an old computer and a newer, cooler one. Like having a trackpad with a button, and having a multitouch trackpad.
(Dec, if you're reading this, you're the exception)

I didn't know you were that evil!! Poor baby

Older is way better, no hand me downs, more baby photos, more everything! Plus being the first teenager through the parent battles makes everything easier on those that follow, you should thank your older siblings every day missy!

That's not even the evilest thing I did, I gave her a bit of an inferiority complex apparently, she saw the truman show and rather than thinking it was about her thought it was about me but nobody had told her. I also tried to drown her, concussed her several times, convinced she doesn't exist a few times. But she stabbed me in the hand, and in the eye with a carrot so it's even as far as I'm concerned :pac:

http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/49953.jpg
My sister put one of those on my ear when I was about 11. I was having a webcam conversation with someone. My sister laughed for a good few minutes before realising that I was still screaming and crying and unable to actually take it off because it hurt so much I couldn't think at all.

That was the same summer she was grounded for the whole summer, unable to use computers, tv's or phones, and I let her go out when my parents weren't home, and use the internet.

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Ooh I love that vetting of siblings' other halves, mister sister has been on the scene for years now though so haven't had a chance lately. You keep your mouth shut about that 40%!

Older is way better, no hand me downs, more baby photos, more everything! Plus being the first teenager through the parent battles makes everything easier on those that follow, you should thank your older siblings every day missy!

That's not even the evilest thing I did, I gave her a bit of an inferiority complex apparently, she saw the truman show and rather than thinking it was about her thought it was about me but nobody had told her. I also tried to drown her, concussed her several times, convinced she doesn't exist a few times. But she stabbed me in the hand, and in the eye with a carrot so it's even as far as I'm concerned :pac:

I'm gonna have fun. Bet he craves approval from meh so bad haha. I'm not the only one that keeps their mouth shut with that 40%!

the bad thing with similar ages is the same clothes UGH and bowl haircuts and well...THIS HAPPENS

youngest and eldest have it soooo easy. middle is where it sucks

I see your family are as violent as mine /remembers punching through double glazed wired windows to get my brother.

Little scar there too ^_^

carrot in the eye LOL

anothernight wrote: »

http://images.celebrateexpress.com/mgen/merchandiser/49953.jpg
My sister put one of those on my ear when I was about 11. I was having a webcam conversation with someone. My sister laughed for a good few minutes before realising that I was still screaming and crying and unable to actually take it off because it hurt so much I couldn't think at all.

That was the same summer she was grounded for the whole summer, unable to use computers, tv's or phones, and I let her go out when my parents weren't home, and use the internet.

ouch!

didnt laugh
>_>

webcam at 11...gawd I grew up in a different world. I was climbing trees and bales of hay and thinking wtf is the 'internet' at that age.

Carrot in the eye and stabbed in the hand were on the same day actually. She was chopping carrots and I kept taking slices, she said "if you take one more carrot I'm going to stab you in the hand", I called her bluff, bad mistake. She got in trouble but then she just sharpened a carrot somehow, walking past the next time I was all "nananana you got in trouble and now you have no knife" BAM.

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

ouch!

didnt laugh
>_>

webcam at 11...gawd I grew up in a different world. I was climbing trees and bales of hay and thinking wtf is the 'internet' at that age.

Aye, tis far from webcams we were reared

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

ouch!

didnt laugh
>_>

webcam at 11...gawd I grew up in a different world. I was climbing trees and bales of hay and thinking wtf is the 'internet' at that age.

When you were 11 I was 6. We already had the internet. How come you didn't use it?

Be nice to your brother's gf. You never know when her sister might come in handy.

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Carrot in the eye and stabbed in the hand were on the same day actually. She was chopping carrots and I kept taking slices, she said "if you take one more carrot I'm going to stab you in the hand", I called her bluff, bad mistake. She got in trouble but then she just sharpened a carrot somehow, walking past the next time I was all "nananana you got in trouble and now you have no knife" BAM.

LMAO

>_>

Sorry.

*hides*

anothernight wrote: »

LMAO

>_>

Sorry.

*hides*

Ha in fairness it was pretty good, I can laugh about it now that I don't have slight night blindness in one eye anymore. The irony of that has not escaped me either...

--LOS--

anothernight wrote: »

Does it? I thought it only sorta masked it/complemented it. Mmmm tabasco.
I can say my brain can grasp the concept of over-garlickiness so I'm not sure why I even tried to help lol

You enlisted your mirror image as a slave? You're worse (or better, depends on how you look at it) than me

See you then

No, but the pain distracts :P
Also one for adding tons of garlic to everything.

NOT my mirror image.

'Hey I know, lets go tescos ^_^'

I has food now

Although I did end up carrying the most of it myself -_-

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

korma ftw
no soy, pasta, other thing dish either /proud
jeezbeen trying to get you to go to tesco with me for so long, what she got that I dont :pac:

wasn't there something you said you would do after you went to tesco :cool:

she wont mirror image, oh I want to compare both! well at an age older than the 6 yo cute pic.

not any soy sauce in sight. I didn't even buy pasta, hate having that.
what! I don't remember any concrete offers from you. I may enlist you some other time, need boys for these things, I don't know if it was more of a nuisance listening to someone complain the whole way home :mad:

happy dance

oh I'll be shipping her off again soon, think I may have asked a little too much when she was starting back :P

I've given her the radio and some newspapers now :pac:

Also I got frozen spinach, why are you always saying they never have that?

Lossylos!! Hiya ^_^

--LOS-- wrote: »

Also I got frozen spinach, why are you always saying they never have that?

He says they never have it? Weird...

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Carrot in the eye and stabbed in the hand were on the same day actually. She was chopping carrots and I kept taking slices, she said "if you take one more carrot I'm going to stab you in the hand", I called her bluff, bad mistake. She got in trouble but then she just sharpened a carrot somehow, walking past the next time I was all "nananana you got in trouble and now you have no knife" BAM.

LOL! sharpen a carrot ha. Like me with my brother...so I cant play darts can I not /throws darts in his foot.

uh back to A&E mum.

anothernight wrote: »

When you were 11 I was 6. We already had the internet. How come you didn't use it?

Be nice to your brother's gf. You never know when her sister might come in handy.

LMAO

>_>

Sorry.

*hides*

I live remotely, we got the net a few years back reallt. Electros house is even more remote than mine. kinda glad I didnt have it growing up really, and in other ways not.

ah i'm lovely to everybody. oh her sisters are pretty kuch models too...but yeah sure who else does he go for, pff blondes

yay brunettes ^_^

mmmmmmmmmmm popcorn but hands all oily :mad:

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Ha in fairness it was pretty good, I can laugh about it now that I don't have slight night blindness in one eye anymore. The irony of that has not escaped me either...

Your story gets better and better. 'here's your vitamin A bitch'

--LOS-- wrote: »

No, but the pain distracts :P
Also one for adding tons of garlic to everything.

NOT my mirror image.

'Hey I know, lets go tescos ^_^'

I has food now
Although I did end up carrying the most of it myself -_-

not any soy sauce in sight. I didn't even buy pasta, hate having that.
what! I don't remember any concrete offers from you. I may enlist you some other time, need boys for these things, I don't know if it was more of a nuisance listening to someone complain the whole way home :mad:

happy dance

oh I'll be shipping her off again soon, think I may have asked a little too much when she was starting back :P

I've given her the radio and some newspapers now :pac:

Also I got frozen spinach, why are you always saying they never have that?

tobasco would distract with being horrible...still masked it with other random things, everything we could find in the press from chili flaxes to mixed beans went in

lol not your image, 'hey tesco is great and Im wearing lovely black cons, lets go'
hmm wonder does she like what I like.

I've even gotten you hating having pasta lol! yessss

Im sure they could have been more concrete if I hit you in the face with a brick while typing witht eh other hand. one handed typing practice saves the day ^_^

you went shopping with a woman, what do you expect?

nah just something you were supposed to do later...nvm.

you talked too much to make her stay? she not coming tomorrow?

lmao, so thoughtful there! /ignore her

ye we couldnt find it for ages, gimme...guess Il have to go to your tesco
(we found some, was in soup today mmm)

anothernight wrote: »

Lossylos!! Hiya ^_^

He says they never have it? Weird...

lossylos encoding!

they didnt..we looked high and low for months...back now

Black hair ftw.
Failing that, some sort of lighter brown.
90's series ruined blonds for me tbh. All those surfer guys =/

I swear I'm not that shallow. My guy's going bald haha

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

lossylos encoding!

I knew you were gonna say that

I guess it's contageous.

anothernight wrote: »

Black hair ftw.
Failing that, some sort of lighter brown.
90's series ruined blonds for me tbh. All those surfer guys =/

I swear I'm not that shallow. My guy's going bald haha

Brown eyes are the winner! Hair comes and goes, eyes stay til...later

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Brown eyes are the winner! Hair comes and goes, eyes stay til...later

LOL!
I see that carrot did scar you for life. PTSD?

Not into brown eyes tbh, probably because I have them myself. I always go for blue. Best colour ever! ^_^

anothernight wrote: »

Black hair ftw.
Failing that, some sort of lighter brown.
90's series ruined blonds for me tbh. All those surfer guys =/

I swear I'm not that shallow. My guy's going bald haha

black is nice too, everybody should wear black and have black nails and an hush paul shhhh

the too pretty people are for sex just, that stupid personality thing I suppose is best for other halves

anothernight wrote: »

I knew you were gonna say that I guess it's contageous.

I'm surprised you know what it is, why who else said it, your bf? :pac:

Ibrahim Drab Star wrote: »

Brown eyes are the winner! Hair comes and goes, eyes stay til...later

LOL! I missed you!

apart from the brown eyes thing

anothernight wrote: »

LOL!
I see that carrot did scar you for life. PTSD?

Not into brown eyes tbh, probably because I have them myself. I always go for blue. Best colour ever! ^_^

PCSD

good choice there

/not biased.

grey/green are my fav ^_^