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Most embarrasing way to die?

CrazyRabbit

1. During sex, with the other person tied firmly to the bed, and he/she is underage.

2. Whilst naked, and having 'fun' with the vacuum hose.

3. Haemorrhaging after receiving some lovin' from your well endowed pet dog.

(The above all actually happened...I'll try find links to the new reports)

Ok, ok, the sexual ones are easy! But can you come up with any non-sexual, yet extremely embarrassing ways to die?

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DarkJager

David Carradine...enough said

Ruu_Old

Internet chatroom (was done a few years ago I think and probably more since).

Genrikh Yagoda

crashing during your driving test hahahah

Star Roller Rink

stovelid wrote: »

If he's banned, look out for a Star Roller Rink rereg.

are an inspiration, u know that?

but i'll say this bollocko, for such an allegedly fat bastard, yer a f*ckin lightweight!

so good luck, you incompetent keystone cop!

dr.bollocko

Thanks. I do try.

Samantha666

Lu Tze wrote: »

Ever heard of Lupe Vélez...

I miss Frazier.

kielmanator

wonderfulname wrote: »

Like this.

roflmfaosmmhiuma:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

BumbleB

At a crystal swing gig.

ballsymchugh

like that shytehawk in limerick last year that shot himself without realising there was a bullet in the chamber of his gun when showing off how to blow someones brains out. well done lad!

edit: this guy.
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Philip-Collopy-dies-after-shooting.5098404.jp

yuloni

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questionmark?

ballsymchugh wrote: »

like that shytehawk in limerick last year that shot himself without realising there was a bullet in the chamber of his gun when showing off how to blow someones brains out. well done lad!

edit: this guy.
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Philip-Collopy-dies-after-shooting.5098404.jp

Pure genuis that :rolleyes:

Anyway dying while getting head off a transvestite dressed up as one half of Jedward while listening to Justin Bibher(spelling i know) while tied to the bed in a nazi uniform while being a prince in waiting in a muslim country with a half eating hang sandwhich shoved up ur ass.

Killer Pigeon

Being battered to death by a woman while engaging in an embarrassing sex act.

spitfireIRL

Being a diver and getting scooped up by those helicopters that fight forest fires, then being dropped onto the fire from a great height

Doc

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/40206d1237852617-man-died-after-having-sex-chicken-lol8mj.jpg

This was a bad way to go

chughes

Abrasax wrote: »

In kinky gear, in a dominatrixes shower, my BMW parked outside.

Hello Father, still enjoying those sessions I see.

derfderf

Making toast in the bath

Wazdakka

While eating crisps on the toilet.

Gummy Panda

Strapped to a bed having sex with Bridget the midget

_Bella_

crashing your car while saving your crotch...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/googlereader/woman-crashes-car-while-shaving-vag

or dying because of an eel up your butt
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Brendog

Finishing filming of Kill Bill and hanging yourself in a wardobe dressed as a woman.....

stovelid

On the jacks while having a crap and eating fried banana-and-peanut butter sandwiches with a pron magazine.

Ash.J.Williams

minidazzler wrote: »

I hate that guy! So much, that I now hate you too.

That guy is such a prick, i thought i would rectify the situation with some Jim jeffries.............

Ladies and gentlemen, the worst way to die:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc
(it's a long story but rewarding)

CrazyRabbit

BumbleB wrote: »

At a crystal swing gig.

On stage, singing a duet with Crystal Swing. Soooo much worse.

pitkan

Falling off a ladder at my best mates wifes bedroom window.

ChristopherUno

I'm thinking the guy from the start of Magnolia... That'll teach you to put the bullet in the gun!

patmac

Fizman wrote: »

David Carradine.

/thread

Beaten to a pulp for typing /thread at the end of a post.

/thread

Blitzkrieger

It's been mentioned several times, but David Carradine ftw. He's far from the only person to die that way but has made if famous. I know it's sometimes called : "Choking one out", but seriously........

Dohnny Jepp

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

It's been mentioned several times, but David Carradine ftw. He's far from the only person to die that way but has made if famous. I know it's sometimes called : "Choking one out", but seriously........

To be fair Michael Hutchence made it famous like 15 years ago.

HalloweenJack

Frozen urine harpoon.

Google the image, if curios.

dave 27

i dont think she died but it is funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG07DqewQN0