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Men, have you ever broke your banjo string?

Dean820

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

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Canard

...I have no idea what a banjo string is.

eskimoparty

That sounds to be the most painful thing imaginable. I shudder at the thought of it.

Is it a common occurrence?

alexlyons

jokettle wrote:

A girl I know claims to have caused the breakage of 2 seperate banjo strings in her time. I feel she should come with a health warning.

Nick_oliveri wrote: »

I think I might know her. If so, it was my banjo string......twice..

You have two banjo strings?

The Gibzilla

ntlbell wrote: »

I hope he does't get a puncture, they'll be calling him "the van" :rolleyes:

pure genius

Tar.Aldarion

With what has happened to my guy, I don't even cringe at this happening.

:S

Hopefully won't ever though! You have to go to hospital!? ugh

Nick_oliveri

alexlyons wrote: »

You have two banjo strings?

No it happened with the same moth/wan on two separate occasions.

Erica<3

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

Our man in Havana

Unlubricated anal sex.

ZzubZzub

Erica<3 wrote: »

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

If you're not gentle with the schlong!

Also, as friend of mine accidently bit a fellas knob during oral... And broke it... Apparently it was a mess. Ughhhhhh. Just...... ugh. You'd almost feel sorry for the lad.

Killer Pigeon

Little bit of flesh connecting your foreskin to the underside of your glands of penis...

Chewbacca.

Erica<3 wrote: »

Forgive me, being a chick and all, but how EXACTLY does this happen?

I can show you how it doesn't happen.. then you can feel more confident that you won't damage my musical instrument

Chewbacca.

I bet if you wrapped masking tape around your willy before hand it wouldn't snap

GirlOfGlass

I don't have a dick, but I can only imagine the pain!

Dean820

I kinda surprised the majority of people didn't know what a banjo string was, even the men.

eskimoparty

Dean820 wrote: »

I kinda surprised the majority of people didn't know what a banjo string was, even the men.

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

Wolfe Tone

eskimoparty wrote: »

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

My thoughts exactly.

cruiser178

lolz at all the grown men checkin out their bango strings tonight for the first time ever.

Dr Galen

starbelgrade wrote: »

Have you ever broken your cock, is the question.

Dean820 wrote: »

Happened to a friend of mine recently, blood everywhere he said. I'm cringing now even thinking of it. Has it ever happened to you? Do tell. :eek:

eskimoparty wrote: »

Never heard of it before, 25 yr old male.

Obviously lead a sheltered life!

Here hoping I'll get through life without ever having to experiencing breaking it:eek:

cock breaks and banjo string pings are more common than you would think. Flutts hits it on the head with the lube.

broken cock is a whole other thing though, now that really really hurts and makes we wince even thinking about it. Seriously ****ed up looking too.

Wolfe Tone

So what when the banjo string breaks ya just leave it be? Man I would hit the roof if that ever happened me!!!

Mint Sauce

kinda board doing sringed instrument jokes and puns, so no, i have never broke, or snaped my banjo string, but did once catch my finger between some cymbals

patrickc

happened a mate of mine lately too, i was like dont need details thanks

FearDark

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

So what when the banjo string breaks ya just leave it be? Man I would hit the roof if that ever happened me!!!

Just had to let it be. Took it easy for about 6 weeks and after that I went back to wreckin' her.

Wolfe Tone

FearDark wrote: »

Just had to let it be. Took it easy for about 6 weeks and after that I went back to wreckin' her.

Haha! Id say you woke a few times in the night screaming eh?

FearDark

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

Haha! Id say you woke a few times in the night screaming eh?

Funny thing was it happened one night when we were gettin busy with the lights off, only noticed when I turned the lights on that there was blood EVERYWHERE, on the sheets, pillows, faces, walls, light switches, bathroom the lot!! It wasn't a bit sore then but as the days went on it got worse and worse and just had to "rest it" for around 6 weeks

Wolfe Tone

Oh man! You wouldn't think that much blood would come from it!

[Deleted User]

happened to a few friends, blood everywhere :eek:

please never happen to me, at least its an injury to be proud of, its like a war story

IvySlayer

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

With what has happened to my guy, I don't even cringe at this happening.

:S

Hopefully won't ever though! You have to go to hospital!? ugh

Do tell!

Eddie Ere

http://www.fhm.com/imgs/631/400/0/original/Full200810271110527353490_banjodoom.jpgx

Wolfe Tone

Eddie Ere wrote: »

http://www.fhm.com/imgs/631/400/0/original/Full200810271110527353490_banjodoom.jpgx

Looks more like **** tbh

[Deleted User]

it's the kind of thing that when your friend says it happened to him, you cross your legs without thinking and shudder, but then you kind of wan't to see it, and he kind of wants to show it, but its just to wierd!