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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)

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Right, we're going to try this again.

Here is how it's going to go:

Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

So, with that in mind:

From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

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lil'bug

star.chaser is jelous he wanted a sticker too

star.chaser

lil'bug is pat kennys personal stylist and speech coach

lil'bug

star.chaser wrote: »

lil'bug is pat kennys personal stylist and speech coach

star.chaser is slowly been eroded and is turning into sand

joes girls

Buggy loves sand between their toes!!!

Cicero

Hates free lunches.....

lil'bug

Cicero was attacked with a snickers bar by Mr T

sNarah

Lil'Bug wouldn't come out of the water because
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay

Pot Noodle =

Can crack Walnuts with her Butt cheeks

sNarah

Once had a fully functional flea circus with little houses and carts and everything. It was a very succesfull circus so it was. But then one of the fleas got superaids, and then another one and they all died. PotNoodle has never recovered from this horrible trauma.

Slugs

sNarah was once cast as the wicked bitch from the breast in Steven spielbergs action film The Irishman of Oz

KnifeWRENCH

Slugs left his cake out in the rain and he will never have that recipe again.

Glenster

knifeWRENCH has a healthy relationship with his mother.

Slugs

Glenster has always had a longing to sit on Father Jack's lap and let him stroke his hair

Glenster

One Tree Hill is Slugs' fave show

Slugs

Glenster has a collector's edition of Little Women

Cheap Thrills!

Slugs is an avid collector of Sex and the City box sets.

lil'bug

cheap thrills dresses like Prince, purple crushed velvet goes with everything

sNarah

Just bought herself a telephone shaped hat - LadyGaGa style.

Banjo Fella

sNarah carries a bag of cats around with her. She'll occasionally reach into it and fling a tiny, fragile kitten at passers-by.

Keyzer

Banjo Fella is really Jacob from Lost...

sNarah

Keyzer comes from a family of royalty (keyzer = keizer in dutch, meaning emperor). However, the dynasty was brought to shame and despair by Keyzer when those pictures surfaced and he was banned from the family and no longer has the right to any heritance.

Cicero

Snarah's wide angle lens is just about powerful enough to capture her full profile.....as long as you're standing well back when taking the photo.....

(ps>.^^^^^.HI Snarah...sorry...bit rusty at this....:))

lil'bug

cicero smells of cheese and onion crisps mainly because they make their underwear from the empty packets

BBDBB

Lil'bug was thrown out of the Naturists Frisbee Association for having an illegal underarm action

pjmn

BBDBB's real name is D'QuadrupleB....

lil'bug

pjmn is mortaly scared of squirrels

Banjo Fella

Lil'bug stole Norway and hid it under the floorboards of her bedroom. Living standards soon improved there, surprisingly.

BBDBB

Banjo Fella plays gigs and has a rider that when they put out a bowl of Taytos...all the ones with a black bit in one corner are nibbled away by a blonde cheerleader with big pompoms

Paddy Samurai

BBDBB was expelled from the Spanish Inquisition..................for being a Big Breasted Dancing Bouncy Bombshell!.

Cheap Thrills!

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

BBDBB was expelled from the Spanish Inquisition..................for being a Big Breasted Dancing Bouncy Bombshell!.

Paddy Samurai licks toads to get high !