donfers wrote: » My personal best is about 2 months while I was volunteering in the Amazon basin to save the trees. They didn't really have any, fair enough you could take a dip in the river but I can't swim and in any case they've all sorts of creepie-crawlies just waiting for a chance to have a munch on my delicates. Amazing stuff, first couple of weeks are a bit dodgy as people must adapt to your new scent but after a month or so (much as your hair washes itself if left alone logn enough) the skin produces your own natural oils that really beat any perfume or deodorant hands down. If I could bottle that stuff I'd be a millionaire, 'twas musky and fierce and authoritative, a real man's smell and I'll tell you what, the tribal Amazonian women were throwing more than a few glances my way as my scent wifted across the amazon. Funnily enough it's also a great deterrent to animal attacks as they, for some peculiar reason, are repulsed by the smell so double jeopardy there...I was as safe as houses and the hunk of the jungle all at the same time. We did, eventually, save the trees, by the way in case you're interested. Anyway I digress what's the longest you've gone without a shower or bath?
donfers wrote: » My personal best is about 2 months while I was volunteering in the Amazon basin to save the trees. They didn't really have any baths/showers, fair enough you could take a dip in the river but I can't swim and in any case they've all sorts of creepie-crawlies just waiting for a chance to have a munch on your delicates. Amazing stuff, first couple of weeks are a bit dodgy as people must adapt to your new scent but after a month or so (much as your hair washes itself if left alone long enough) the skin produces your own natural oils that really beat any perfume or deodorant hands down. If I could bottle that stuff I'd be a millionaire, 'twas musky and fierce and authoritative, a real man's smell and I'll tell you what, the tribal Amazonian women were throwing more than a few glances my way as the weeks passed and my scent wifted along the amazon riverbase . Funnily enough it's also a great deterrent to animal attacks as they, for some peculiar reason, are repulsed by the smell so double jeopardy there...I was as safe as houses and the hunk of the jungle all at the same time. We did, eventually, save the trees, by the way in case you're interested. Anyway I digress what's the longest you've gone without a shower or bath?
brummytom wrote: » Maybe a week, when I was younger. Couldn't go a day without one now though
storm2811 wrote: » My water's been broken for the past 4 days:(
donfers wrote: » I was volunteering in the Amazon basin to save the trees.
we'llallhavetea wrote: » i suppose as a kid it would have been the sunday night routine. during the week it would be a "whures wash", ye know, facecloth and a bar of soap at the sink.
we'llallhavetea wrote: » i suppose as a kid it would have been the sunday night routine.
Hogzy wrote: » Anyone else stop reading after this?
bazmaiden wrote: » I'd say that face cloth was filthy!!
we'llallhavetea wrote: » :eek: WTF?!! i was a child you pervert! :mad:
Tar.Aldarion wrote: » http://www.mydisplayimage.com/aim/premium/hubba_hubba.gif
Jameson Tight Goon wrote: » I thought you meant that your waters broke 4 days ago, ie had a kid, and still havent washed !
we'llallhavetea wrote: » :eek: i thought better of you tar /stomps out of thread
