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legal age for buying condoms?

Cook!eMonster

Right so last night , fairly pissed ,with two friends, we go to the local 24 hour garage, and we were mucking around and after getting rake loads of food we thought it would be funny to buy condoms and blow them up and wear them as hats (we're so mature!!!) and the guy in the garage was like, no, you're too young. WELL, not only am I 18, but since when is there a legal age for buying condoms???

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mikom

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

since when is there a legal age for buying condoms???

Since tools started to blow them up and wear them as hats.

OutlawPete

Vending machine ftw

PCPhoto

there isnt a legal age - he probably just said it 'cos he could tell you were upto no good !!!

segaBOY

You were obviously acting the boll*x in his shop and he just wanted to tell ye to politely F off.

Or else he fancied one of your mates.

bluto63

That's pretty irresponsible of the person working in the shop. Would they rather teenage pregnancies?

segaBOY

bluto63 wrote: »

That's pretty irresponsible of the person working in the shop. Would they rather teenage pregnancies?

Obviously took a look at them and thought "yeah right"

Sulmac

There used to be a legal age; from 1985 to 1992 (I think) you had to be over 18 and could only buy them from a chemist. In 1992 the law was liberalised so now anyone can buy them and any shop can stock them if they want.

Cook!eMonster

OutlawPete wrote: »

Vending machine ftw

it was five am

segaBOY wrote: »

You were obviously acting the boll*x in his shop and he just wanted to tell ye to politely F off.

Or else he fancied one of your mates.

we were OUTSIDE the shop, the doors were locked

bluto63 wrote: »

That's pretty irresponsible of the person working in the shop. Would they rather teenage pregnancies?

and thats what i thought. maybe ill report it so the jokes on him haha

Cook!eMonster

segaBOY wrote: »

Obviously took a look at them and thought "yeah right"

haha i beg to differ

segaBOY

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

haha i beg to differ

Says the man with the condom on his head.

spudmonkey17

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

Right so last night , fairly pissed ,with two friends, we go to the local 24 hour garage, and we were mucking around and after getting rake loads of food we thought it would be funny to buy condoms and blow them up and wear them as hats (we're so mature!!!) and the guy in the garage was like, no, you're too young. WELL, not only am I 18, but since when is there a legal age for buying condoms???

If you can't see why he didn't want to serve you then God help us all :pac::pac::pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

we thought it would be funny to buy condoms and blow them up and wear them as hats

You acted like dickheads tbh.

Cook!eMonster

segaBOY wrote: »

Says the man with the condom on his head.

1. Why automatically assume I'm a man?
2. We didnt have condoms on our heads, which is the reason I started the thread lol

Edwin Old Skater wrote: »

You acted like dickheads tbh.

Last time I heard that pun I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

mikom

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Stepbrothers much?

Brennan: (Sarcastically) That's cute. I remember when I had my first beer.Dale: (Sarcastically laughs) That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

bleg

There is no age. Condoms can be bought by anybody, anywhere.

Fart

Well if you were a female, you wouldn't be going into Tesco all pissed, you'd be at home on the phone to your girly friends crying about some bloke.

segaBOY

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

1. Why automatically assume I'm a man?
2. We didnt have condoms on our heads, which is the reason I started the thread lol

Last time I heard that pun I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Honestly I think yourman at the Garage acted like an eejit and should have sold them to you.

But if you come on here complaining about not being sold condoms to put on your head don't expect much sympathy.

I understand the principle (could have got preggnant etc.) but to be fair the whole idea was a bit stupid really.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

This guy wanted to ruin your life OP...

segaBOY

Bjorn Most Rakishly wrote: »

This guy wanted to ruin your life OP...

Fecking eejit. Everyone knows you sell them the condoms after you've poked holes in them.

Cook!eMonster

Fart wrote: »

Well if you were a female, you wouldn't be going into Tesco all pissed, you'd be at home on the phone to your girly friends crying about some bloke.

i am a girl actually

and it was a garage

segaBOY

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

i am a girl actually

and it was a garage

And you wanted to put them on your head.

ToniTuddle

Don't see why he wouldn't have sold them to you.
He should be happy of the customers! :pac:

segaBOY

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Don't see why he wouldn't have sold them to you.
He should be happy of the customers! :pac:

I'd say he was just sick of a load of young wans with high pitched voices annoying the fcuk out of him at 5 in the morning.

MagicSean

bluto63 wrote: »

That's pretty irresponsible of the person working in the shop. Would they rather teenage pregnancies?

As a night time worker in a petrol station I wouldn't say he gives a sh1t

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

and thats what i thought. maybe ill report it so the jokes on him haha

Report it to who? Durex?

ToniTuddle

segaBOY wrote: »

I'd say he was just sick of a load of young wans with high pitched voices annoying the fcuk out of him at 5 in the morning.

Yeah I understand that but wouldn't it make more sense to sell them the condoms and get rid of them?

Instead of getting a load of abuse/hassle for not selling something like that(not saying you did OP) I'd sell it to shut them up

MagicSean

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

i am a girl actually

and it was a garage

Wouldn't it wreck your hair?

segaBOY

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Yeah I understand that but wouldn't it make more sense to sell them the condoms and get rid of them?

Instead of getting a load of abuse/hassle for not selling something like that(not saying you did OP) I'd sell it to shut them up

I'd sell it to them too. It is irresponsible of him not to and there is no legal age.

And fair point about getting rid of them.

Indubitable

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

i am a girl actually

and it was a garage

Actually you are not a girl and I have proof:

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

eating a yorkie being on boards. ie what im doing now.

See you were eating a yorkie.

LoanShark

Cook!eMonster wrote: »

i am a girl actually

I dont think I have ever seen/heard off a girl wanting to put a condom over her head before...
It is actually a quite dangerous thing to do, if you dont do it properly..(I've never done it, But a friend did it once and nearly passed out when he got his breathing wrong..)

Obviously, you don't buy too many packs of condoms either...Beacuse the price is crazy..

ToniTuddle

LoanShark wrote: »

I dont think I have ever seen/heard off a girl wanting to put a condom over her head before...
It is actually a quite dangerous thing to do, if you dont do it properly..(I've never done it, But a friend did it once and nearly passed out when he got his breathing wrong..)

Obviously, you don't buy too many packs of condoms either...Beacuse the price is crazy..

Think she meant on top of her head/hair not fully over her entire head where she wouldn't be able to breathe....! :eek:

When you are pissed drunk money flies out the window sure don't ya know that :pac: