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Who to Sacrifice to Appease the Volcano?

PeterIanStaker

Right the title says it all. Lets get pagan and drop a few shrieking humans into its cavernous maw to appease the volcano gods.

You decide

(course we can't exactly fly 'em over, but what the hell)

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Sykk

Brian Cowen

OR

We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?

bluto63

Nick Griffin. He needs to go back to his old buddy down there in the fire.

genericguy

crystal fcuking swing.

Morlar

We should definitely load up the govt jet for a test flight in that direction. Jedward can tag along too.

Dravokivich

I'm sure those choices would only disgruntle Vulcan even further... He needs to be appeased... not used as an incinerator...

bonerm

Pope Paedo XVIII or whatever his name is.

biko

The International Monetary Fund board of Directors.

Morlar

Pamela Izevbekhai

ibarelycare

Sykk wrote: »

We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?

Good idea!

Sinfonia

I say we cool his hot heart with a fresh island song..

moonstreet

"Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!

ancapailldorcha

I fear that putting Harney in might cause the volcano God to splutter and spew ash all over Europe. Oh, wait...

AnonoBoy

Elton John.

Altogether now:

"It's no sacrifice... it's no sacrifice.... it's no sacrifiiiiice at all!"

Prof.Badass

Thierry Henry

stovelid

Sykk wrote: »

We could use Mary Harney to plug plug the hole?

Risky idea...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacement_(fluid)

ZzubZzub

Sinfonia wrote: »

I say we cool his hot heart with a fresh island song..

Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?

I voted for all of the above, though I'm sure there are plenty more "famous" assholes we can do without.

aDeener

rabble rabble *unfunny politician joke* rabble

carrot_flowers

I think it just wants a sammich!

Cookie_Monster

feed it whoever you want, just don't give it any water! :eek:

GavRedKing

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

feed it whoever you want, just don't give it any water! :eek:

So volcanos are like Gremlins......interesting.

Dudess

moonstreet wrote: »

"Dr" Conrad Murray, he killed Michael Jackson, sacraficing him to the vocano, is what he deserves, I hope he rots in hell!

Don't think it was deliberate though...

Bob the Seducer

Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

(and if not the bank, then the ex board members at least!)

Cookie_Monster

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

can't do that it's got all our money in it now

PeterIanStaker

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

Where's the Anglo Irish Bank option? It's not like it's of any use to us anyway...

(and if not the bank, then the ex board members at least!)

I suppose they'd come under the "Biffo & Friends" heading:)

Sleepy

Anyone who's ever given an interview to Heat Magazine.

Saft Hans

Mary McAleese

Like anyone would really miss her anyway.....:rolleyes:

ocokev

Some Virginesque type person like Twink or would that cause it to belch and burp more.

JONJO THE MISER

Ryan Tubs.

AckwelFoley

Id throw Yore Ma in to it.

Shes worn out at this stage*

*see what i did there - the yore ma jokes are worn out.. you thought i was talking about your mother.. i wasnt.. she still got a few bangs left in her :pac:

Burkus

You'll kill us all,
If I was a volcano God and any one of the above was dropped in on me, I would go out of my way to make the world suffer,

Now some hot ladies, then we would be getting somewhere