PirateShampoo wrote: » My girlfriend can make fart noises with her vigina.
hoothoot wrote: » Hi everyone must remember the man out of police academy Michael Winslow who is nick named the man of a thousand sound effects well anyways. I have always been able to take off a cat,dog, cow, sheep mostly all animals perfectly and can imitate doors, the wind and so on and I have even perfected the am so called chipmunk voice as it goes my music teacher recently told me people actually get paid to do this . so if anyone has any info I would love to know, also mods I might be in the wrong forum so feel free to move me thanks.:D
Dean820 wrote: » So you want to get paid for doing sound effects? Keep living the dream I suppose.
Iwasfrozen wrote: » And that isn't a turn off for you ?
PirateShampoo wrote: » Well they smell better than the ones that come out her ass.
Iwasfrozen wrote: » So you are turned on by vaginas that fart ?
PirateShampoo wrote: » Take it your not a fan of Queefing?
Iwasfrozen wrote: » What is it ?
PirateShampoo wrote: » Oh you havent lived untill your girlfrined queefs you in ur sleep.
Gran Hermano wrote: » So you haven't bedded "Aoife the Queef" yet then?
PirateShampoo wrote: » ok, find a whoopy cusion, inflate it then add a good bit of spit and drool to it. Then set it off in your face. Now tell me, how can that not turn you on?
FlutterinBantam wrote: » Tell me this man, do her piss flaps flutther when she fanny farts? Or are they solid like two pork chops?
Biggins wrote: » Here: http://tinyurl.com/chknxe