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FECK! I've lost my taste buds :(

JohnCleary

Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

But today I can't taste a thing

OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing

WTF's going on here then?

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minidazzler

Um, well, you haven't lost them, they are just dulled, how about stop drinking for a while?

Karoma

Bordering on medical advice, but as a doctor I can tell you: You're dying.

Merry Christmas.

Gillington

Thats incredible,I found some taste buds about 4-5am.

JohnCleary

minidazzler wrote: »

Um, well, you haven't lost them, they are just dulled, how about stop drinking for a while?

Stop drinking? You havin' a laugh.. it's the only time of the year you can get away with drinking at any house :pac:

Karoma wrote: »

Bordering on medical advice, but as a doctor I can tell you: You're dying.

Merry Christmas.

Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P

JohnCleary

Gillington wrote: »

Thats incredible,I found some taste buds about 4-5am.

Stick them up on eBay there and i'll chance me arm

biko

It's the JD, try whiskey instead.

Karoma

JohnCleary wrote: »

Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P

Did we go to Doctor University together?! Ah well, manners dictate that I invite you to die first (So do the voices.)

tolosenc

JohnCleary wrote: »

Karoma dearest, we're *all* dying :P

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

jumpguy

Can happen to dying people.

Sea Sharp

A similar thing happens to you when you smoke.

MarkR

Brush your teeth ya dirt mongrel.

kiad

Try looking under the sofa. I lost my watch last week and I found it under my sofa. Its worth a shot

**Timbuk2**

So basically your diet looked like this?

Alcohol-Alcohol-Acid-Grease-Alcohol

Jaysus!

weeder

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

But today I can't taste a thing

OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing

WTF's going on here then?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its dinner of the year tomorrow and you cant taste BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Saint

At least you can fill up on Brussel sprouts tomorrow without wanting to puke.

JohnCleary

MarkR wrote: »

Brush your teeth ya dirt mongrel.

I did, I even brushed my tongue!

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

So basically your diet looked like this?

Alcohol-Alcohol-Acid-Grease-Alcohol

Jaysus!

Pretty epic, eh? The folks in Beer Guts Receeding Hairlines forum would be proud

weeder wrote: »

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its dinner of the year tomorrow and you cant taste BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

markok84

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right, drank about 600ml of JD yesterday then pints, not too late of a session and was in bed by about 4-5am.

But today I can't taste a thing

OJ for brekkie - couldn't taste it
Greasy takeaway lunch to cure the stomach - couldn't taste it
Now i'm drinking a can of Bulmers, and can't taste a thing

WTF's going on here then?

Jack Daniels, the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey

JohnCleary

markok84 wrote: »

Jack Daniels, the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey

I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!

markok84

JohnCleary wrote: »

I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!

Did you puke? just outa curiosity, sometimes that destroys the tastebuds for a few days.

kraggy

Go to an Asian store and get yourself some proper chillies.

They're as hot as your sister.

JohnCleary

markok84 wrote: »

Did you puke? just outa curiosity, sometimes that destroys the tastebuds for a few days.

Nope

AnonoBoy

Eat a chili. That'll cut through your lack of taste for a while.

uncle-mofo

600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.

AnonoBoy

uncle-mofo wrote: »

600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.

He's worried about his taste buds Dr. Buzzkill, not his liver just yet.

orourkeda

Only 600ml of whiskey.

Thats a pack of BS. It should take at least 2 bottles before your bodily functions begin to deteriorate.

reggiethefirst

JohnCleary wrote: »

I don't give a toss what it is or isint... it tastes nice!

You lost your taste buds long ago sir.

InkSlinger67

I was expecting the OP to have a (Red Dwarf in Dublin) Cat-like fashion crisis

[Dublin Accent]....I've lost my taste, Buds!!!!!! [/Dublin Accent]

JohnCleary

uncle-mofo wrote: »

600ml of whiskey and cans? That's just plain irresponsible. Pull it back a notch if you want your liver to work past 40.

Thanks clownface, but i'm not looking for advise about my internal organs.... just my taste buds

AnonoBoy wrote: »

He's worried about his taste buds Dr. Buzzkill, not his liver just yet.

Thank you

orourkeda wrote: »

Only 600ml of whiskey.

Thats a pack of BS. It should take at least 2 bottles before your bodily functions begin to deteriorate.

Oh yes!

reggiethefirst wrote: »

You lost your taste buds long ago sir.

Meh

Ross_Mahon

Your not drinking enough JD

Astrogeek

Down a load of water, see if you sleep it off, you could be getting a head cold.