
Good Evening and Welcome to the next instalment of In The Cellar.
One of the many criticisms levelled BGRH is that we are somewhat biased against the wimmins. With that in mind, we decided that it was only fair that we interview one of the more prolific wimmins on Boards.ie. I should point out, however, that I would not actually call her a wimmins were it not for the fact there are about 1,000 miles of deep ocean and sandy deserts between us.
Threats to my physical wellbeing aside, we turn to a lady who is the epitome of class. Not that she has ever been called a lady. Nor, for that matter, has she ever been called classy. But I digress.
She is well known to all as a woman full of maternal instincts, yet in a heartbeat can crush a spammer with the click of a mouse (as soon as she figures out which mouse button to press). She is someone who enjoys the finer things in life, wine not being one of them, and is somebody who you would never like to be on the wrong side of.
I refer, of course, to Thaedydal.
However, as Thaedydal couldn't make this session, Beruthiel has kindly agreed to step in at short notice.
So, Ruthie, I have carefully prepared the following questions for you:
1: Bacon or ham?
2: There have been scurrilous roumours about you drinking a certain vintage of wine that has a both a religious and a blue tint to it, would you care to dispel these rumours?
3: If you had to choose three things to bring with you as you were stranded on a desert island, what would they be?*
*Note your answers may not include the following: smashey, Blue Nun, French People.