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What role did you play in the school nativity play?

Jesus Wept

That is, if you partook in one.

I was one of the three wise men, sporting a snazzie white and blue dressing gown (my own) and possibly some sort of makeshift tea towel turban.
I like to think that I brought a sort of Hugh Hefneresq quality to the trio.

I can't recall which gift I brought for de bab-ay jebus, gold, Frankincense or myrrh - probably because they are even shitter gifts than vouchers.

I still remember who played Jebus, Mrs Jebus and the angel yoke.

How about you?

Edit: Or any school production for that matter?

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brummytom

I was a shepherd. I was the one that was left on the stage to look after the sheep while the other two fucked off to see Jesus.

I piled the toy sheep on top of each other and pushed them off the stage.

My teacher wasn't best pleased

Jesus Wept

Jebus, flashbacks.

I wasn't a wise man at all.
I was also a shepherd.

CHD

I played a tree and my performance was praised.

davyjose

One year our school did a Four night run of "Oliver". I was a random pub urchin. How life imitates art.

Jesus Wept

davyjose wrote: »

One year our school did a Four night run of "Oliver". I was a random pub urchin. How life imitates art.

It's the role you were born to play!

CHD wrote: »

I played a tree and my performance was praised.

Nice, nice.
Tell me this; what direction did you take the role CHD?

davyjose

CHD wrote: »

I played a tree and my performance was praised.

i heard you were a bit wooden

davyjose

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's the role you were born to play!

With gusto!!!

Jesus Wept

davyjose wrote: »

i heard you were a bit wooden

Leaf him alone.

Look what you made me do.:mad:

CHD

The-Rigger wrote:

Nice, nice.
Tell me this; what direction did you take the role CHD?

I went for the dry lifeless direction which Im a natural at. I did it so well I landed the major role of Elf #4 in the next years play of Santa's Busy Christmas

Long Onion

We played the part of Herod's soldiers sent to 'disappear' the infant babbies.

Yours etc

Kate & Gerry

WindSock

A Shepard. I would have made an awesome Mary giving birth.
I was a tree in another school play.

CreepingDeath

I was the doctor performing an emergency C-section with a kitchen knife.

Drexel

I was a merry man, but Robin Hood got sick so i was promoted. I remember goin mad because i had to kiss maid marrion!! haha good times!!

WindSock

jonny666 wrote: »

I was a merry man, but Robin Hood got sick so i was promoted. I remember goin mad because i had to kiss maid marrion!! haha good times!!

Haha. Gay :pac:

WindSock

CHD wrote: »

I played a tree and my performance was praised.

WindSock wrote: »

A Shepard. I would have made an awesome Mary giving birth.
I was a tree in another school play.

Only seeing this now. Wonder if it was the same play? I had a brown painted Corn Flakes box on my head.

davyjose wrote: »

i heard you were a bit wooden

:pac:

Drexel

WindSock wrote: »

Haha. Gay :pac:

I was only 9 r 10!! Caused a big stink about it i did but in the end i decided in was in the name of art!!!

junior_apollo

I... *sheds a tear*

... I...

I... was made* dress up in my mams old blue full length dress with silver sparkles and sequins on it... a halo made from silver tinsel and a wand...

I... was the fairy princess in my junior infants play...

*made denotes some sort of pressure or force to do so... this was not the case... for some unknown godforsaken reason i WANTED to do it...

Never confused... never confused...

stovelid

The donkey.

Full frontal too.

6th

I played Mary. Seriously. I went to an all boys school.

neil_purdy

A sheep....

And since that day i have been one!!

Earthhorse

neil_purdy wrote: »

A sheep....

I remember you. It was the final day of dress rehearsal and there you were, walking right through, ba-ba-ba-ba, like this in the background.

xzanti

Well I'm not one to brag but... I did make 'Mary' one year

and might I say

homerun_homer

I was Narrator#1 in Senior infants. It seemed lame at the time but at least I wasn't the guy who had to get on all fours and be the donkey carrying Mary and Joeseph.

efb

King! I rocked! Gold was my gift!

jebuz

I played the drummer boy 2 years in a row, nailed it mostly, except for the one performance on Christmas morning where I left my drum on the church seat and walked up the aisle banging the drum sticks together, super lame.

shivvyban

6th wrote: »

I played Mary. Seriously. I went to an all boys school.

I played Joseph! I went to a mixed school....

It wasn't so bad - at least Mary was played by a bloke!

arybvtcw0eolkf

CHD wrote: »

I played a tree and my performance was praised.

I was at that play, I remember saying "That guy has a great career ahead of him in the special branch"

buckieburd

I was Mary in primary 3, I was disgusted because Andy McCluck was Joesph and I had to hold his snotty hand :mad:

arybvtcw0eolkf

buckieburd wrote: »

I was Mary in primary 3, I was disgusted because Andy McCluck was Joesph and I had to hold his snotty hand :mad:

Just thank God it was an immaculate conception then!.

:eek:

artanevilla

Inn Keeper No.2, and one of the three French Hens in another one.