nlgbbbblth wrote: » lift their head and place a damp towel under their neck. it causes a terrible crick in one's neck. It was done to me in the early 1990s.
_Arctic_ wrote: » Pull their pants down, kick them in the ass repeatedly so they have a bruised, sore arse. Then place a large dildo in their hand (lubed up, of course). Cue them waking up, thinking they've defiled themself.
g-whizz wrote: » Texted a girl's sister: "Daddy fingered me."
DazMarz wrote: » Wait for someone to pass out, preferably in a chair, with head back and mouth open. Insert whole raw egg. Leave alone while you go and create more havoc upon the remaining party-goers with shaving cream, permanent markers, electric razors, bowls of warm water, texting their other halves off their phones, swapping peoples' keys around, and so on... Upon your return, if they have not bitten down upon the egg in their sleep and are not already experiencing the full effects already, simply administer a sharp slap in the jaw (make sure their tongue is not overlapping their teeth, unless you're totally sadistic), and watch it unfold...
Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: » MY cousin and his mates had just moved into on campus accommodation. Their apartment was in the top of a 4 storey building. However one friend had one on the ground floor and he hadn't moved his stuff in yet. So most of the guys from the fourth floor are out drinking all day and the remaining ones move one of the guys(nigel's) stuff into the downstairs flat, make his room look exactly the same but on the ground floor. This guy is paraletic and when he returns his mates with him (who are aware of the prank) bring him into the elevator and get it to go up and then back down. The guy is too drunk to notice. So they continue drinking on the ground floor. Start throwing stuff out the window "for the laugh", then they say "hey, lets throw nigel out the window" Nigel's on the couch and the curtains were all closed. He thinks they're joking but then they grab him. He panics, but they're strong enough to do it! Hilarity ensues as he screams for his life in the two seconds before he hits the ground unhurt
NedTermo wrote: » Could they not choke if the egg burst?