I have a lot but the one that stands out was last year in Austrailia.
We were all on a beach (pitch black and we were drinking) and Cassowary bird comes along, me underestimating nature and using no common sense (Was also fairly drunk) attempted to chase it, it went straight for me, I ran for my ****ing life, I slipped and it was on me like a flame to gasoline, thrashed me to pieces, I really thought I was going to die.
I managed to get up but I was in bits, I just put my arms across me and backed up, the bird was having none of it, the thing lunged for me, hops up for my face and manages to stab me just above my goolies.
My friends said that a local who was with us raised his arms up (I think it intimidates them) and it went away.
31 stiches and a read through wiki I found out the things are related to dinasouars!?
I'm a strong beleive that everything in Austrailia wants you dead.
Things are vicious!