Poor Uncle Tom wrote: » Left a pub on the quays (in a southern town ) at 3.50am absolutely flutered. I know the time because I heard it on the radio next morning. I staggered along by the edge for a while and kind of wobbled, I didn't want to fall in so to straighten myself I had to kind of run, the momentum picked up and I'd say I hit the water at about 30mph. The cold brought me back to my senses fairly sharpish, I scrambled to a nearby boat and it took me nearly 20 minutes to get into it, I was exhausted. When I woke the next morning I realised the boat was out at sea, the skipp was as surprised to see me as I was to see him. The most regrettable part for me was the waste of search, rescue and firemens time, you see the pub owner had seen me trebble summersault into the water and had called the services, the boat skipper called them off.
Vinta81 wrote: » what a twatrt who can't make yp hisd minddd
congo_90 wrote: » Declaring my undieing loyal love to people only to sleep with them later lots of fumbly sex in bushes Texting/ calling ex's Calling ex bosses/places of work (damn voicemail) Getting arrested twcie in 20mins for the same offence Somehow draining my bank account Guilty of buying anything with boobs shots A lot of stuff happening which I still don't recall Arguing with friends running topless in -2c Most of my 18th birthday Yeah not a good one haha
Local-womanizer wrote: » All in one night too I take it?:p
MR Love wrote: » Right where do I begin, would be a heavy enough drinker at the best of times, could right a book on drunken regrets, but the scenario with the worst aftermath was the Arctic Monkeys at Malahide Castle. Would just like to point out that I’m normally a fairly placid person, anyway was very drunk the day in question and had consumed other substances along with the booze, was having a nice time to say the least the band were only on stage into their second or third song and I decided I needed a better view. Laid my eyes upon a lovely port a cabin, “that should do!” Climbed up and was happy out only to realise that it was the Garda communication centre!!! Yes you IDIOT. The guards were in the least bit happy, a crowd gathered and decided to spur me on, when asked in no uncertain terms to get down I decided no I’m “afraid of heights“, they really didn’t like that so much. Arrested with the book lying in wait to be thrown at me. In work on the Monday listening to the Matt Cooper show listening to reports of how the crowd at the gig was an absolute disgrace when one caller decided to draw attention to one particular video on you tube, of a young gentleman on top of said port a cabin in total defiance of the gardai. Within minutes the “Arctic Monkeys Idiot” was all over work, my superiors the lot. So with pending court case and my reputation in work as an upstanding member of society tarnished forever, I lasted another six months in the job before the cracks began to show, p45 was not long after.
Cookie_Monster wrote: » 2) Blocked a nitelink by throwning a traffic cone at it and getting in trouble with an undercover guard (chauferring) - I got away though as he had to stay with his car:)
Timistry wrote: » The usual mad drunk texts! April of this year, I told a young wan i was great freinds with that i liked her, mite even have mentioned the L word as well...:o. All downhill after that, have not spoken since:( Damn you drink, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems!
caseyann wrote: » I remember seeing somewhere that beer goggles are a myth
