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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)

Warning:

Right, we're going to try this again.

Here is how it's going to go:

Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

So, with that in mind:

From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

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CDfm

Flying Abruptly regularily refuses invitations to appear on Nationwide. He is holding out for the Angelus.

Flying Abruptly

CDfm wants to be a male weatherman and has pictures of Martin King on his bedroom wall

Quazzie

Flying Abruptly has an acute addiction the mumblings of hedgehogs and can often be found lying in wait in the undergrowth of the Phoenix park. Rumours of a 6ft tall hedgehog suit have been proven to be unfounded.

thomond2006

Quazzie's hero is Declan Ganley.

niceirishfella

........hero is Mariah Carey.

Flying Abruptly

niceirishfella wishes he didnt always finish last

themacdaddy

Flying Abruptly always writes cheques his ass can't cash!

CDfm

Flying Abruptly wrote: »

niceirishfella wishes he didnt always finish last

LOL that is baseless

niceirishfella is to star in the remake of The Stud with Mariah Carey

niceirishfella

Cdfm was due to appear on The Apprentice, but bottled it at the last minute because Bill Cullen found out he was incontinent and wears "special pants".......... lol

colrow

nif is rolf harriss's love child

Quazzie

colrow frequently turns the heating up to MAX in his house and invites over girls so they'll take some clothes off to cool down

Flying Abruptly

Quazzie does the same except with men

niceirishfella

Flying does this too, but with olde GRANNIES!

CDfm

niceirishfella wears diappers

Flying Abruptly

CDfm takes his yearly wash on the 29th of February

colrow

F A gargles with extract of skunk, to mask his halitosis

niceirishfella

colrow makes stew....from ladies panties he stole off local washing lines.

colrow

nif has a deal with the hospital amputation department, he buys all the cut off limbs, and does a roaring trade selling his Genuine Homemade Meat Pies.

thomond2006

Colrow lives in a real cuckoo's nest.

Quazzie

Thomond accidentally whilst drunk started to put on his wived tights instead of socks and now wheres them everyday because he likes how they feel against his skin

colrow

Quazzies allways got the hump about something

holly1

Any news col,where have u been hiding.

Flying Abruptly

holly1 has no sense of direction

CDfm

Flying Abruptly is pen pals with the Scissors Sisters and wants to marry one of them -whichever is released first.

staker

CDfm does not want John O' Donoghue's spending details leaked, he feels guilty about taking it up the bum at the taxpayers expense.

Jesus Juice

Staker wishes he could withdraw that comment.

staker

Jesus will not talk down to John O' Donoghue in such manner.

niceirishfella

Staker wanted to be a TD, but he's got this NASTY HONEST streak that he cannot shift, therefore he's totally unsuitable.

*giggles*

niceirishfella wants to be one of the women on the Diet Coke ad

niceirishfella

giggles want to be Cat Von Dee, but she's more like Peggy Mitchell in Eastenders!