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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

paul larry

Ok, I'm gonna post a stupid question, the next person down must post a stupid, yet relevent answer, followed by another question, which doesnt necessarily have to be totally relevant!!!:D

Ok, here goes!!!!

Why did my beard fall out???

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PFJSplitter

It 'goes missing' - still can't find the bloody place!

Why don't the headlines ever read: "5 persons found shot to LIFE!"

Deki

Think the last one ended up down in KY. in the Daniel Boone National Park:eek:you don't want to go missing like that.

When your mind wanders where does it go?

PFJSplitter

Ooops! Thought the 'stripe' thing was s private joke with the other poster.
Still, no beard, and the skin is as soft as a baby's bum - with a couple of day's growth.

Followed the YB Road, but that only got me to Oz and Da Nang.

When Somebody 'goes missing', where the bloody heck do they go?

Deki

just follow the yellow brick road
(okay so I can't always spell and i type badly. striped stripped:o:p)

Who can tell? I think i need some telling.

PFJSplitter

No beard on my face. No stripes, either.

Read today that somebody "went missing" last week. How do you get to Missing?

Deki

yes - this way your soup can run down your chin and back into your bowl

is your face embarrassedly blushing now that that you've striped it naked ?

BaconZombie

Because blue tastes to nice for an orange...

Should I shave my beard off?

Deki wrote: »

the trees took it with them when they left?

why is an orange orange?

Deki

the trees took it with them when they left?

why is an orange orange?

Thomas828

Deleted User wrote: »

why is Lisbon not in Ireland

It is. But at some point the name got changed to Lisburn. - why is there no air on the moon?

Thomas828

Yes. And here are some more brothers: Limo, Logo and Loco. - Why is there no air on the moon?

staker

swop copies

are ludo and lego brothers?

Matt Holck

meatballs on a sieve

should I do more homework?

Nalz

Cause Captain Planet fooked up

Will my future girlfriend ever inhale soup?

[Deleted User]

Because it's full of treasure.

why is Lisbon not in Ireland

Matt Holck

2 lines

why does my chest hurt?

[Deleted User]

Juggle boobs, that's more fun!

what's the speed limit when riding a llama on the M50

Red Hand

Cause cats have dignity. Dogs cover their genitals with their tails (or so Bob De Niro says in Meet the Parents).

Juggle knives or juggle firey torches?

Deki

dogs aren't as offened by being shaved as cats so i pick dog.

Why are cats so easily offended

Red Hand

I never need an occasion to drop my pants...

Would you shave a cat or shave a dog?

Deki

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Phone pyschics-live, then you'll know.

Shouldn't you have predicted whether you'd be psychic or not?

there's the problem. Right.

Nope not going to duck.

If you were hanging on to a rope and your pants were falling down would you drop or let your pants drop?

Red Hand

Why duck when you can wren away?

Should puns be ill, eagle?

larchielads

Deki wrote: »

too crowded we need to push a few down so bettr keep it handy.

Will i ever attain my dream of becoming a real live psychic?

yes you will and the only time you'll know the numbers to the roll over jacpot you'll forget to do em

if you were in a barrel of snot up to your neck and someone threw a lump of sh*t at you would you duck?

Red Hand

Phone pyschics-live, then you'll know.

Shouldn't you have predicted whether you'd be psychic or not?

Deki

too crowded we need to push a few down so bettr keep it handy.

Will i ever attain my dream of becoming a real live psychic?

larchielads

no you should wake them with a good shake instead

why cant up be down and down be over there somewhere out of everyones way?

Red Hand

Take off your clothes...you'll know for sure then.

Should you wake a sleep walker with a weak bladder?

larchielads

yes just like everyone else.....in their feet

why cant up be down and down be over there somewhere out of everyones way?

Deki

it is swallowed by the dark elves that live in the bulb. look close into the bulb and you can see them dancing in there.

How do you know for sure if you're dreaming?

Red Hand

To the bad bad place....the orphanage where I grew up.

Do ginger people have souls?

larchielads

because they are practising tip toeing so they wont make noise when they get into bed beside the wife.

where does the dark go when you turn on the light?