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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow.....

Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;)

Warning:

Right, we're going to try this again.

Here is how it's going to go:

Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

So, with that in mind:

From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

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NKtile

Cdfm could not stop thinking about me last night. In a biblical way.

NKtile

Giggles will be tinking about all tomorrow morning. And will know all about my legend by then.

CDfm

NKtile thinks the moon is made of green cheese and Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the Moon.

FridaysWell

CDfm believes his car is a space ship and is always at the petrol station telling the attendent to fill his 'proton' drive full of 'X9 PetrolSubs' and 'Super frozen Diesel'

CDfm

FridaysWell makes rocket noises with his mouth whenever he uses a lift and when he gets off an escallator always says" A small step for FridaysWell but a giant leap for mankind"

FridaysWell

CDfm is the local person who wears a John Deere or Manor Farm mayonaise cap and thinks he is cool and nods his head at everyone and can use big machinery while in fact he is just in the way.

CDfm

FridaysWell calls Milk "cow juice" and makes Moo-moo noises when he pours milk on his cereal in the morning.

FridaysWell

CDfm does not understand the concept of a take away

CDfm

FridaysWell spends his weekends collecting cowpats which he uses as smokeless fuel. He still hasn't grasped that you let them dry before putting them on the fire.

*giggles*

CDfm likes to think of himself as Tom Cruise and Matt Damon all rolled into a mess resembling David Schwimmer

Seniorpeazel

*giggles* once went into a restaurant and ordered "all of the above served with potatoes"

*giggles*

Seniorpeazel uses a senior citizen's bus pass because he looks over 65, despite being only 25

CDfm

Seniorpeazel wrote to the News of the World complaining that Mary McAleese really is Miss Ireland and cant understand why Mary Harney isn't Miss Universe

*giggles*

CDfm has blow up dolls placed around his house "just for fun" supposedly

CDfm

*giggles* thinks FridaysWell is her fairy godmother

*giggles*

CDfm is training for a marathon, for the past 6 years, each year increasing his training by 1 mile. He still has another 20 years to go until he's ready

Seniorpeazel

*giggles*'s idea of a wild night is an egg and cress sandwich and a cup of hot milk

*giggles*

Seniorpeazel likes the thought of watching The Big Bang Theory so he can sound smart

CDfm

*giggles* likes to cycle everywhere on her bike ,her goal is one day to take the stabilisers off.

*giggles*

CDfm is in the process of making himself the perfect custard cream at home. Right now he's scouring the interweb for recipe ideas and is looking for a carton of E numbers on ebay